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Song Parodies -> "BDS Blues"

Original Song Title:

"PMS Blues"

Original Performer:

Dolly Parton

Parody Song Title:

"BDS Blues"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

Beware of BDS! It turns otherwise mellow fellows into raging murderous psychopaths, and it certainly does explain why somebody on Daily Kos recently wished Landrieu (no moderate herself when it comes to being violently hateful) would drown.
Bush, that clever winner, he's done cursed the left, you see.
They're even more hopelessly pissed off since he beat Kerry!
They curse their parking valets ever since the two Johns lost,
Sometimes you hear them compare tax cuts to the Holocaust!
It's those BDS blues; BDS blues!
One hates God, one hates his self; it's a thing they just can't help;
They got those talking-potty-punch-somebody BDS blues!

Some can be easy going, or so I have been told,
But every lefty I meet blows so hard both hot and cold!
When they're afflicted with it, they go stark raving insane;
Even Clinton can't bring them back when he says he feels their pain.
BDS blues, BDS blues!
Sometimes you must forgive them for they care not what they do:
They've got those can't-stop-lying-fact-denying BDS blues!

You know they just can't help it;
They waste their lives on a cause;
But the party's long since over;
Can't change election laws!
Too bad, too bad!
They just never seem to have much fun.
Like the devil's gotten into their party:
Suffering, suffering, suffering!
All of them suffering, huh?

So a righty had to write this song: your friends would be scared to,
'Cause, get the lefties mad enough, and they'll tear you in two.
They're BDS blues!
"We're all for peace, you understand!?"
BDS blues!
You'd better not cross their paths;
A bereaved she-bear's no match
For their teeth-all-clenchin'-don't-you-dare-mention-
BDS blues!
It hits close to home!
Gets them moods-all-swinging-curses-slinging-
BDS blues!

It's just one of the many reasons that I'm glad I will never be one of them.
'Cause these days, they only "know" one thing!
If I were one of them, I'd be set to explode any minute;
I'd be a cranky, far-fringed, unhinged, bitter lefty
With real bad BDS blues!
BDS blues!
That's Bush Derangement Syndrome, and it might hit close to your home;
With those all-war's-bad-curse-out-your-own-dad-
BDS blues!
I'm glad we got Bush for President instead of that sneaky liar Gore and that cowardly goon Kerry. I truly am. Sometimes, though, I wonder whether this insane hatred from the left is ever going to run its course, and at what price. The last time Democrats were as full of murderous hate as they are now, by my reckoning, is when Abraham Lincoln was in office.

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