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Song Parodies -> "Back In The Trash Can"

Original Song Title:

"Back In The High Life"

Original Performer:

Steve Winwood

Parody Song Title:

"Back In The Trash Can"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

Something one learns from watching leftards rant is that since they lack any real foundation for morality, they have to subscribe to socially contrived substitutes for morality, such as opinion polling, manufactured outrage, and secularist dogmas--all of which sound suspiciously similar to the kinds of justifications people gave for other great evils, such as Communism. That is how I know all such evils must pass, and that all leftard causes are therefore doomed. Take two of the current ones, for example:
Sometimes it seems to me
That our vigilance is slack,
As I watch the leftards vote for
Ways to stab us in the back;

But when all's said and done,
And when all the chips are down,
They will end up in the dumpster
When Al-Qaeda hits their town.

They'll be back in the trash can again:
Folks who didn't learn last time
Will get blown up again.

They'll be back in the trash can again:
All the dopes who trusted them
Will toss them in the bin!

And we'll point and laugh from red country;
Their blues will be our comedy!
They'll be a funny sight to see--
Back in the trash can again!

Manufacturing distress
Is a common leftard con game,
But it never works on me.

Their propaganda films
May have done the truth some harm,
But they'll end up in the dust bin
Just like Al Gore's false alarm.

They'll go back in the trash can again;
All that "global warming" crap--
We'll flush it down again.

They'll be back in the trash can again;
All their vocal flatulence,
Will stink up their own den.

And we'll mock their rank hypocrisy,
Their hatred and their bigotry,
'Cause they'll be where they ought to be--
Back in the trash can again!

Trash can--
Trash can--
Back in the trash can again!

They'll be back in the trash can again;
All the dopes who swept them in
Will sweep them out again.

They'll go back in the trash can again;
Back into the steaming pile
That was their origin.

Like the advocates for slavery,
And all their popularity;
Now in the bin of history--
Back in the trash can again!

Trash can--
Back in the trash can--

We won't look back...
Of course, the leftards will do their worst to keep the truth from coming out, but if a whole city goes up in a huge mushroom cloud, how can they possibly hide that? When all those billions of deaths they pretend to be expecting global warming to cause fail to occur, who will believe their alarmist clap-trap anymore? The political ropes the leftards have purchased for themselves happen to be just long enough to fit over a crossbeam and around their necks, and now they're all laughing themselves silly while preparing for their scaffold-diving exercises.

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