Song Parodies -> Irony's Lost On Lefty Retards

Original Song Title:

"Video Killed The Radio Star"

Original Performer:

Buggles

  
Parody Song Title:

"Irony's Lost On Lefty Retards"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The loony left--worshipper of Roe vs. Wade and genocidal murderer of some ten million black babies--once castigated Bill Bennet for a racist because of a quote of his that these same lefties pulled out of context. I guess we can see who really wants to keep blacks on the plantation, huh? At least... as long as there are any blacks...
I saw them bashing Bennet a few months ago:
They took the things he said out of context, you know.
The left was lying, but then ain't that always so?

(Oh ah oh!)

They still give credit to some grand conspiracy
To cheat them out of electoral victory,
But they still claim that we're stuck on the past, you see.

(Oh ah oh!)
They talk like children,
(Oh ah oh!)
But dumber than them!

Irony's lost on lefty retards!
Irony's lost on lefty retards!

They just yell racist canards...
(Oh ah ah ah oh!)

The tyrants in black decided for that "Jane Roe,"
And made it legal to kill babies long ago,
Since then, they've killed some ten million blacks or so.

(Oh ah oh!)
Won't stop 'til they're done:
(Oh ah oh!)
Kill every last one!

Irony's lost on lefty retards!
Irony's lost on lefty retards!

They just repeat old canards.
They don't have minds, they don't have hearts!

(Oh ah oh oh oh!)
(Oh ah oh oh oh!)

Irony's lost on lefty retards!
Irony's lost on lefty retards!

They just yell racist canards.
They don't have minds, they don't have hearts!
Honest thought's not in the cards
That life has dealt to these retards...

('Cause all the lefties are 'tards...)
('Cause all the lefties are 'tards...)
Irony's lost on lefty retards!
Irony's lost on lefty retards!
Irony's lost on lefty retards!
Irony's lost on lefty retards!
('Cause all the lefties are 'tards...)
Irony's lost on lefty retards!
Irony's lost on lefty retards!
('Cause all the lefties are 'tards...)
Irony's lost on lefty retards!
Irony's lost on lefty retards!
('Cause all the lefties are 'tards...)
Irony's lost on lefty retards!
Irony's lost on lefty retards!
('Cause all the lefties are 'tards...)
Irony's lost on lefty retards!
Irony's lost on lefty retards!
Now we hear from Gore. He's griping about Bush's highly limited and completely legal NSA program, as if Clinton and Gore et al. hadn't tried to tap the phones of every single person in America and share the wiretapping with China, Pakistan, and Syria in their time! Let's face it, people: a lefty can hardly open his pie-hole, but from thence vomits forth a torrent of treasonous hypocrisy. We don't deserve a President as good and decent as Bush: to have a lying traitor "President" like Gore was surely the punishment we deserved for the popular folly of 2000. Even now, we are repeatedly spared the worst consequences of that folly. Surely God reigns in Heaven, and is merciful.
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