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Song Parodies -> "Jersey Whores"

Original Song Title:

"Georgy Girl"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Jersey Whores"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

One reason why I'm not the least bit interested in "dialogue" with any leftard is that the leftards think that their chosen "martyrs" are exempt from all criticism. Of course, mothers of slain soldiers who support Bush (a majority), as well as various widows and orphans of 9/11 who support Bush (a majority) or at least the wars (a vast majority), are not granted the same immunity, since the leftards are, by nature, utterly devoid of all love and compassion for the slain. As the brilliant author Ann Coulter keeps demonstrating (as in this latest flap over the "Jersey Girls"), nothing good can possibly be said for the hate-filled totalitarian religion of Leftism: the only good liberal is an apostate liberal.
Hey there, Jersey Whores,
Talking Sheehan's kind of lunacy;
Coulter's right about you: I can see
You don't really care. (You're traitors!)

Hey there, Jersey Whores,
All the crocodile tears that you cry
Show me your cause is a lie:
You're glad your husbands aren't there!

You're always Dubya-bashing
While you're rehashing your lies;
You laugh at every soldier
Who dies! (You're hypocrites!)

Hey there, Jersey Whores,
Who wish the U.S. would suicide.
You think 'cause your husbands died,
That gives you immunity;
Screw you, Jersey Whores!

Hey there, Jersey Whores,
Trying to censor Ann Coulter 'cause she
Showed you serve the enemy;
You don't deserve sympathy.

You're not really deserving:
You're only serving yourself.
That's why Coulter's books
Fly from the shelf! (Take that, you twits!)

Hey there, Jersey Whores,
Always taking our enemies' side;
Your goose is nearly home-fried
Just like your pal Zarqawi!
I say "Bite me!"
Screw you, Jersey Whores!

Hey there, Jersey Whores.
(Piss off, Jersey Whores!)
Hey there, Jersey Whores.
(Bite me, Jersey Whores!)
Hey there, Jersey Whores.
(Screw you, Jersey Whores!)
Hey there, Jersey Whores.
(Up yours, Jersey Whores!)
Of course, we can say this about the leftards: no one else could have invented a religion that manages to be so completely selfish and yet utterly hostile to individualism at the same time. As Peter Bagge would say, "Do your own thing unto others."

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