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Song Parodies -> "They'll All Be Gone Pretty Soon"

Original Song Title:

"Everyone's Gone To The Moon"

Original Performer:

Jonathon King

Parody Song Title:

"They'll All Be Gone Pretty Soon"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

As the literally sterile and lifeless ideology of the loony left demonstrates, people reap what they sow: having murdered their unborn children and encouraged every kind of perversion, the leftards are now discovering that they have very few children left to inherit their legacy, and their cities are dying. Meanwhile, conservative Muslims are inheriting Europe, conservative Republicans are inheriting most of North America, and conservative Catholics are inheriting Mexico.
Streets full of morons, commie drones;
Whited sephulchres, full of bones;
Some worthless traitor's mindless tune;
They'll all be gone pretty soon...

Feminist harpies, hands blood-red;
Terrorist hostage with no head;
Cowards who won't print a Danish cartoon;
They'll all be gone pretty soon.

Dumb sodomites have no children;
Can't face fecund Muslim men...

Steadily shrinking blue city,
Soon lost forever to history;
All the Bush-haters, each buffoon;
They'll all be gone pretty soon...
They'll all be gone pretty soon...
They'll all be gone pretty soon.
The city of Boston is one of the first to suffer this fate; Detroit, San Francisco, and the other viper dens of leftards are now following suit.

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