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Song Parodies -> "He Stopped Buggering Today"

Original Song Title:

"He Stopped Loving Her Today"

Original Performer:

George Jones

Parody Song Title:

"He Stopped Buggering Today"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

Imagine my surprise when this obituary popped up!
Leftards must have thought they were sly;
They thought that we'd forget in time.
As the years trickled on by,
They kept re-electing that slime.

When Studds was censured, he stonewalled;
Said that the boy gave his consent.
Not one leftard was much appalled
At how he pushed that excrement.

Now that Foley's exposed, they've said
That they're appalled at acts so lewd,
But when Bill Clinton gets some head,
They say they don't care how he screwed.

Now I glance at the news today;
What to my wond'ring eye appears?
The pederast's no longer gay;
Studds is no longer with the queers!

He stopped buggering today!
There's no one beating his back door.
He's got no fudge to pack away;
He stopped buggering today!

You know, eulogies don't speak of his crime;
Well, you know, that part's kind of understood.
His case is settled for all time;
The devil's got him now for good!

He stopped buggering today!
Can't molest teens now anymore;
Where he's gone now, he's gone to stay;
He stopped buggering today!
Of course, when I say Gerry Studds is no longer gay, I mean that only in the behavioral sense. He's going to be pining away for male flesh for all eternity where he is now.

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