They've fooled around
For such a long time now,
The guys who say they love you,
But won't take the vow;

So why should you
Wait for those lecher guys
If they won't wait for you?
No, they're just telling lies.

No, I don't
Listen to the jerks who say
If you don't "do" me
That I should throw you away,

'Cause they don't know about love;
They don't deserve your trust.

I see them sneering
When they speak of you,
Between each belch and fart,
Spitting tobacco chew.

The morning after,
They pretend they're gay,
And if their gals get pregnant,
They refuse to pay.

So I won't
Hang out with their pinko bands.
They think girls like you
Are three holes, two hands;

'Cause they don't know about love:
They're only jerkin' stuff.

So what if they hate our guts
Just 'cause we're not lewd?
All those commie fudge monkeys
Just hate us because they're screwed!

(Baby!)

So don't heed those
sluts and pederasts:
Whatever thrill they find,
You know it never lasts.

I tell the others
"This gal's with me,
So if you want something,
Go try your boyfriend, see?"

No, I don't
Listen to those wastrel guys
With their flies wide open.
I see through their lies,

'Cause they don't know about love;
There's nothing to discuss.

No, we don't
Listen to those parasites;
When their mouths are open,
They're like sodomites,

'Cause they don't know about love;
They've only worked with lust.