Song Parodies -> "Frisch Is Gonna French My Kid"

Original Song Title:

"She Won't Let Me Fly Away"

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"Frisch Is Gonna French My Kid"

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The Lyrics

As noted at Blackfive (http://www.blackfive.net/main/2006/07/c_ya_wouldnt_wa.html),"To Frisch: Writing something on the internet so creepy and offensive that you are forced to quit your job before getting canned. Ex. Deb really frisched herself when she threatened that blogger's 2 year old child with death and sexual molestation."

So I check my page in the afternoon;
There's some butch old femme talking like a loon.
Says my whole fam'ly is gonna pay my dues.
Might be borderline--but it's all a ruse.

Frisch is gonna French my kid.
Frisch is gonna French my kid.

Guess her mind was weak; must've fin'lly broke:
She resigned in shame as her front lobes choked.
Whatever she's on, it's not safe to smoke;
As she runs aground, she says "Can't you take a joke?"

Frisch is gonna French my kid.
Frisch is gonna French my kid.

College is just a refuge for the leftards;
"Fairness" is a stupid Marxist dream.
The professor's in a classroom with her mixed nuts
To push them to Islamic-grade extremes...

Like the sixties era, it never ends--
Even when it's over--tossed in the bins;
Leftards can't accept that the right guy wins;
They've been out so long that they're 'round the bend!

Frisch is gonna French my kid.
Frisch is gonna French my kid.

Frisch is gonna French my kid.
Frisch is gonna French my kid.

Frisch is gonna French my kid.
Frisch is gonna French my kid.

Frisch is gonna French my kid.
Frisch is gonna French my kid.

For the whole sordid account of Deb Frisch and Protein Wisdom, with some background on leftard assaults on children as well, Michelle Malkin has the details. Of course, threatening children is nothing new with the left. This is the same left, let us recall, that bullied a seven-year-old for his father's principled stand against the child-grooming homo pedophiles of Massachusetts. Anyone who loves his children had better keep the leftards away from them: clearly, these sickos are a certifiable danger to themselves and others.

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