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Song Parodies -> "Dick On Your Docs"
Original Song Title:
"Dick In A Box"
Original Performer:
Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake
Parody Song Title:
"Dick On Your Docs"
Parody Written by:
Sarcastic Paranoid
The Lyrics
I don't think I would describe Samberg and Timberlake's hilarious little skit this past Christmas as obscene; off-color, maybe, or in questionable taste, but it's not incredibly clear from anything in that's shown or discussed in the video just why the two guys should have been arrested at the end as they were. If you want to hear about some obscene criminal acts for which people deserved to be arrested (and tried, and jailed), you'd have better luck with our former liar-in-chief and his accessory-after-the-fact partner in crime, as described here:
Berger:
Hey, pervs,
We got something real important to tell you,
So get this down.
Now, listen.
We spent eight years in the White House;
That's a long, long time.
Clinton:
Such a long time...
Berger:
When the times got idle,
We did a bit of crime.
Clinton:
Well, we knew that Congress
Had our archives open wide;
Berger:
Open wide...
Clinton:
We had to do something;
We had a few things to hide.
Berger:
Some things to hide...
Clinton:
The docs are bulky,
Don't fit in his socks;
So he stuffed'em down:
Put his dick on your docs.
Berger:
It's on your docs...
Berger:
Not docs about diamond smuggling;
Not really big crimes or anything...*
Clinton:
Not about my use of a cigar:
Pervs, you already know that from Ken Starr!
Berger:
Just a few things he did up on the hill
You don't need to know about Bill.
Clinton:
Something I want to keep close to my heart
Berger:
And another part...
Together:
Like my dick on your docs!
Berger:
My dick on your docs, gays...
Together:
It's my dick on your docs!
Clinton:
Ooh...
My dick on your docs, girls...
Together:
See, we're smart enough to know
The press isn't telling--no--
If we do something wrong;
The leftstream media
Won't remember it long.
To all you liars out there
With some truth to suppress,
It's easy to do;
Just follow these steps:
Berger:
One:
Clinton:
Go and swipe all the docs;
Berger:
Two:
Clinton:
Put your junk on those docs;
Berger:
Three:
Clinton:
Zip up over the docs;
Together:
And that's the way you do it!
It's my dick on your docs!
Bergs:
My dick on your docs, gays...
Together:
It's my dick on your docs!
Clinton:
Ooh...
My dick on your docs, girls...
Berger:
Congress--
Clinton:
Dick on your docs.
Berger:
Monica--
Clinton:
Dick on your docs!
Berger:
Dubya--
Clinton:
My dick on your docs--
Everyone in politics, my dick on your docs!
Every Rep in the House, my dick on your docs;
At all the Senate meetings, dick on your docs;
Interns, boys and girls, I got my dick on your docs!
Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well...
...My dick on your docs...
...Dick on your docs...
...Dick on your docs...
Hey, pervs,
We got something real important to tell you,
So get this down.
Now, listen.
We spent eight years in the White House;
That's a long, long time.
Clinton:
Such a long time...
Berger:
When the times got idle,
We did a bit of crime.
Clinton:
Well, we knew that Congress
Had our archives open wide;
Berger:
Open wide...
Clinton:
We had to do something;
We had a few things to hide.
Berger:
Some things to hide...
Clinton:
The docs are bulky,
Don't fit in his socks;
So he stuffed'em down:
Put his dick on your docs.
Berger:
It's on your docs...
Berger:
Not docs about diamond smuggling;
Not really big crimes or anything...*
Clinton:
Not about my use of a cigar:
Pervs, you already know that from Ken Starr!
Berger:
Just a few things he did up on the hill
You don't need to know about Bill.
Clinton:
Something I want to keep close to my heart
Berger:
And another part...
Together:
Like my dick on your docs!
Berger:
My dick on your docs, gays...
Together:
It's my dick on your docs!
Clinton:
Ooh...
My dick on your docs, girls...
Together:
See, we're smart enough to know
The press isn't telling--no--
If we do something wrong;
The leftstream media
Won't remember it long.
To all you liars out there
With some truth to suppress,
It's easy to do;
Just follow these steps:
Berger:
One:
Clinton:
Go and swipe all the docs;
Berger:
Two:
Clinton:
Put your junk on those docs;
Berger:
Three:
Clinton:
Zip up over the docs;
Together:
And that's the way you do it!
It's my dick on your docs!
Bergs:
My dick on your docs, gays...
Together:
It's my dick on your docs!
Clinton:
Ooh...
My dick on your docs, girls...
Berger:
Congress--
Clinton:
Dick on your docs.
Berger:
Monica--
Clinton:
Dick on your docs!
Berger:
Dubya--
Clinton:
My dick on your docs--
Everyone in politics, my dick on your docs!
Every Rep in the House, my dick on your docs;
At all the Senate meetings, dick on your docs;
Interns, boys and girls, I got my dick on your docs!
Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well...
...My dick on your docs...
...Dick on your docs...
...Dick on your docs...
*He's lying, of course; the real enormity of Berger's crimes is that thanks to the crooked leftard judges infesting our legal system, they achieved their intended goal at very little cost to their perpetrators: keeping us from finding out just how bad the crimes recorded in those documents were. Sandy should have done forty years in the pen for what he did.
It's a pity I've been so busy lately that I only got around to writing this parody now. There was a parody-writing contest on this subject just a month ago, and I think my entry could easily have beaten the winner's parody there.
It's a pity I've been so busy lately that I only got around to writing this parody now. There was a parody-writing contest on this subject just a month ago, and I think my entry could easily have beaten the winner's parody there.
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