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Song Parodies -> "He's Mahoney"

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Own Me"

Original Performer:

Lesley Gore

Parody Song Title:

"He's Mahoney"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

When a politician or priest is caught misbehaving and the lamestream media won't tell you what his political affiliation is, you can always be sure the sinner in question is a leftard Dhimmicrat of the worst sort. Case in point: Cardinal Roger Mahoney of L.A., whom the lamestream media only now got around to splashing all over its front page. We on the right have, to put it mildly, quite a file on this guy. To put it mildly, he's the leftard's leftard: in addition to being pro-pederast, this priest of Satan (in all but title) is pro-abortion, pro-sodomy, pro-illegal, and anti-Catholic. One would think finding a worse leftard than that lynch-mob leftard Nifong and his supporters in the infamous "gang of 88" should be more difficult, but alas it is not. We on the right reported on this priest's evil for years and years and years, but now that the scandal has finally broken into the public view in spite of all the left's attempts to suppress it, the lamestream pretends this is some fresh new scandal! Shame on you, lamestreamers!
He's Mahoney;
He says that baby murder's a "choice."
He's Mahoney;
For sodomy he's been quite a voice.

Roger Mahoney's a fool,
Neck-deep in rank heresy;
For he's serving as Satan's tool,
Hiding pederasty, 'cause--

He's Mahoney;
He conceals pederasts 'cause they're gay;
He's Mahoney;
Never a Christian in any way.

Mahoney's a renegade;
He should be defrocked, it's true;
And when his last card is played,
Hell will have him to stew...

He's scum--well of course, he is scum--
A creep; like all leftards, a creep!
Around his neck is a millstone,
With worse than Davey Jones he will sleep!

[Hell's orchestra plays a strangely cheerful dirge for Mahoney.]

Roger Mahoney's no good,
A leftard--more need I say?
And he shills for Planned Parenthood;
Soon for his sins he'll pay.

He's for Villaraigosa;
Oh, and Rainbow Sash perverts too;
The lavender mafia
Rules his whole life, it's true.

He's scum--well of course, he is scum--
A creep; like all leftards, a creep...
[Fade out to avoid further belaboring the obvious.]
It was, of course, through the sins of being "tolerant" and "inclusive" (which all the Hell-borne leftards refer to as virtues) that this pervert ever rose to such a high office in the first place. Let this scandal be a lesson to all the faithful who remain: if you let sodomy's advocates run your church, they will run it into the ground, and sodomize your children as well. This is why I have nothing but contempt for homosexuals and all their hypocritical whining about the "persecutions" they suffer at the hands of good Christians who know better than to open their church's gates to the perverted barbarians demanding entrance. They are no more "persecuted" than any rapist who gets shot while breaking into a potential victim's home.

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