These days, when you vote Dhimmicrat, it takes about a week for buyer's remorse to set in. While Keith Ellison's supporters chant "Allahu akbar! (soon to be the new "Sieg heil!" of all the leftard terrorism' supporters), and the press desperately scrambles to cover up what a terrorist they've helped to elect, the poor, foolish Libertarians who helped spoil races for them are now beginning to realize what a band of crooks and grafters the Dhimmicrats really are. For all the sorrows of buyer's remorse, however, the real fun of this season has only just begun!

*What I mean, of course, is that I'm relatively safe out here in a rural country area while most of you fools who voted for the (non-blue-dog) Dhimmicrats in your city cesspools are sitting ducks for the terrorists. No need to worry, though; I mean, shoot, who's going to miss all those tall buildings of yours anyhow when the terrorists bring them down, right?

If you think I'm kidding, it may interest you to know how eager the White Witch of the West, Ms. Nancy Pelosi herself, is eager to put John Conyers of Dearbornistan, Michigan in charge of the House Judiciary Committee, in addition to putting the aforementioned crooks and grafters (and terrorists) in charge of other sensitive positions. We've also heard from Iran and your other terrorist pals overseas how proud they are of you fools for helping them secure a great defeat for our "Great Satan" nation. Of course, all the justifications they offer for their terrorism and the way they're always pretending we did something to piss them off is just a smokescreen. The Caliphate Crazies have always vowed that someday they'd kill us all, man, woman, and child. Now the terrorists have announced their plans to attack us again. Maybe if you're all nice to them and take care to appease their every demand and to bow and scrape, they'll kill you last, huh?