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Song Parodies -> "The Jihadis And Dhimmicrats"
Original Song Title:
"The Farmer And The Cowman"
Original Performer:
Oklahoma! Cast
Parody Song Title:
"The Jihadis And Dhimmicrats"
Parody Written by:
Sarcastic Paranoid
The Lyrics
It's from the new Broadway hit, "Blownuphoma!"
Sarcastic Paranoid:
The Jihadis and Dhimmicrats are friends.
Yes, the Jihadis and Dhimmicrats are friends.
One bunch wants to kill us all;
The other wants our troops to fall;
And that's one reason why they're all good friends.
Killers and whores will stick together;
Murderers will end up in Hell!
Do your thing, Jihadis, to others;
Dhimmis, just do it to yourselves!
Republicans:
Killers and whores will stick together;
Murderers will end up in Hell!
Do your thing, Jihadis, to others;
Dhimmis, just do it to yourselves!
Al-Zawahiri:
I'd like to say a word for Jihadis...
They work for peace and truth and higher powers.
Sarcastic Paranoid:
They flew out West to spread their "peaceful" culture,
And that's why they knocked over those two towers!
Dhimmicrat:
Islam is a most kind and peaceful religion,
What that fascist just said just isn't fair!
Most Muslims are moderates like Ellison--
Conservative Blogger:
--That terrorist apologist from CAIR!
Sarcastic Paranoid:
So, the Jihadis and Dhimmicrats are friends
Yes, the Jihadis and Dhimmicrats are friends
Jihadis behead folks with ease,
While Dhimmis prefer slander and sleaze,
But assassins of all stripes are good friends.
Republicans:
Killers and whores will stick together;
Murderers will end up in Hell!
Do your thing, Jihadis, to others;
Dhimmis, just do it to yourselves!
Left-Stream Media:
We'd like to say a word for us Dhimmis...
We're all for peace just like that singer Joni.
Jihadis are oppressed!
See these Lebanese distressed?
Little Green Footballs:
Your photographer at Reuters is a phony!
Dhimmicrats:
Bushitler should be nicer to the Jihadis;
Besides, he's guilty of far greater slaughters
That strict Sharia Law
Kills far less than shock and awe--
Sarcastic Paranoid:
--Except when it comes to honor-killing daughters!
[A brief altercation follows.]
Conservative Blogger:
The Jihadis and Dhimmicrats are friends.
Yes, the Jihadis and Dhimmicrats are friends.
Jihadis murder the Jews;
The Dhimmicrats distort the news;
Both kinds are anti-semites, and they're friends.
Sarcastic Paranoid:
I've only a few more words for you traitors;
You spineless leftard back-stabbing rear-enders--
If you live in a house of glass, of steel, and of concrete,
You shouldn't throw stones at your own defenders!
Republicans:
If you live in a house of glass, of steel, and of concrete,
You shouldn't throw stones at your own defenders!
Killers and whores will stick together;
Murderers will end up in Hell!
Do your thing, Jihadis, to others;
Dhimmis, just do it to yourselves!
The Jihadis and Dhimmicrats are friends.
Yes, the Jihadis and Dhimmicrats are friends.
One bunch wants to kill us all;
The other wants our troops to fall;
And that's one reason why they're all good friends.
Killers and whores will stick together;
Murderers will end up in Hell!
Do your thing, Jihadis, to others;
Dhimmis, just do it to yourselves!
Republicans:
Killers and whores will stick together;
Murderers will end up in Hell!
Do your thing, Jihadis, to others;
Dhimmis, just do it to yourselves!
Al-Zawahiri:
I'd like to say a word for Jihadis...
They work for peace and truth and higher powers.
Sarcastic Paranoid:
They flew out West to spread their "peaceful" culture,
And that's why they knocked over those two towers!
Dhimmicrat:
Islam is a most kind and peaceful religion,
What that fascist just said just isn't fair!
Most Muslims are moderates like Ellison--
Conservative Blogger:
--That terrorist apologist from CAIR!
Sarcastic Paranoid:
So, the Jihadis and Dhimmicrats are friends
Yes, the Jihadis and Dhimmicrats are friends
Jihadis behead folks with ease,
While Dhimmis prefer slander and sleaze,
But assassins of all stripes are good friends.
Republicans:
Killers and whores will stick together;
Murderers will end up in Hell!
Do your thing, Jihadis, to others;
Dhimmis, just do it to yourselves!
Left-Stream Media:
We'd like to say a word for us Dhimmis...
We're all for peace just like that singer Joni.
Jihadis are oppressed!
See these Lebanese distressed?
Little Green Footballs:
Your photographer at Reuters is a phony!
Dhimmicrats:
Bushitler should be nicer to the Jihadis;
Besides, he's guilty of far greater slaughters
That strict Sharia Law
Kills far less than shock and awe--
Sarcastic Paranoid:
--Except when it comes to honor-killing daughters!
[A brief altercation follows.]
Conservative Blogger:
The Jihadis and Dhimmicrats are friends.
Yes, the Jihadis and Dhimmicrats are friends.
Jihadis murder the Jews;
The Dhimmicrats distort the news;
Both kinds are anti-semites, and they're friends.
Sarcastic Paranoid:
I've only a few more words for you traitors;
You spineless leftard back-stabbing rear-enders--
If you live in a house of glass, of steel, and of concrete,
You shouldn't throw stones at your own defenders!
Republicans:
If you live in a house of glass, of steel, and of concrete,
You shouldn't throw stones at your own defenders!
Killers and whores will stick together;
Murderers will end up in Hell!
Do your thing, Jihadis, to others;
Dhimmis, just do it to yourselves!
This sickening display of affection between fellow genocidal maniacs, of course, is why I say "tolerance" ought to be against the law.
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