Song Parodies -> "Commie"

Original Song Title:

"Zombie"

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Original Performer:

"Commie"

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The Lyrics

Boy, what won't the leftards accuse Karl Rove of next? According to Sheldon Drobny of Air America, Rove's hand must somehow be guiding all of these racist leftards posting their genocidally hateful rants about Israel on the Daily Kos, because after all, no "true" liberal, according to him, would ever say stuff that evil. Well guess what, Drobny? You're right! Rove is able to make your most mindless members make fools of themselves online because ROVE CONTROLS YOU ALL!!! Buwhahahahahahaha!

Your leftard brain hangs open.
Rove is gropin' through it.
A small light he sees shines brightly;
He starts to unscrew it...

And now he carefully replaces your brain tree;
In your head, in your head, there's new wiring!
In your thoughts, the words come,
"Hate the Jews! they're all scum!"
In your head, in your head, neurons firing!

In your head, in your head,
Commie! Commie! Commie! Hey, hey!
Rove's in your head, in your head,
Commie! Commie! Commie! Hey, hey, hey!
Oh!

(Doo-doo doo-doo)
(Doo-doo doo-doo)
(Doo-doo doo-doo)
(Doo-doo doo-doo)

From your nap, you awaken;
Rove has taken over!
You're now fighting for the right wing:
You're a leftard troller!

Now you rant and you scream for Hezbollah's regime;
In your head, in your head, Rove's conspiring!
Katyushas, Iran's bombs,
Atom bombs, Syrians:
In your head, in your head, they're inspiring!

In your head, in your head,
Commie! Commie! Commie! Hey, hey!
Rove's in your head,
In your head,
Commie! Commie! Commie! Hey, hey, hey!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Frayed mind! Ay yi yi yi...

Yes, leftards, Rove definitely had a hand in this, just as Drobny said. In fact, did you ever wonder how he managed to rig the last two elections in Bush's favor without tampering with a single ballot? That's right: since he controls every leftard out there, he made some of you vote for Bush! But now here's a thought that's really going to bake your noodle: if Rove has so much power over everyone, how do you know this stuff I'm saying isn't just some devious trick Rove is playing on you to distract you from something you've almost figured out? Sweet dreams, leftards!

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