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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> F, Page 2
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with F, Page 2
Entries starting with F are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Father Figure | George Michael | NAMBLA | Nicole | |||
| Father Figure | George Michael | Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch | misty60820 | |||
| Father Figure | George Michael | Big Brothers Organization | Al | |||
| Father Of Mine | Everclear | Adoption Agency | Mike Armstrong | |||
| Father To Son | Queen | Orphan Shelter | Christina | |||
| Faultline | Silverchair | Earthquake Reporting Hotline | Heath | |||
| Favorite Son | Green Day | George W. Bush's Answering Machine | Lucy | |||
| Favorite Waste Of Time | Bette Midler | Any helpdesk | Maikel Verheijen | |||
| The Fear | Lily Allen | Ghost Train | Dongquan | |||
| Fear Of Flying | Vitamin C | Airline Service | Opinion Girl | |||
| Fear Of The Dark | Iron Maiden | Lighting Repair | brainstem | |||
| The Feel Good Hit Of The Summer | Queens Of The Stone Age | A.A | Stumple | |||
| Feel Good Inc. | The Gorrillaz | Depression Helpline | Nina Cayley | |||
| Feel Like A Number | Bob Seger | Corrections Department | Shaf Toil | |||
| Feel Like Makin' Love | Kid Rock | Rape Counsel Hotline | P-Ropester | |||
| Feel So Good | Mase | Depression helpline | Kerry | |||
| Feel So Numb | Rob Zombie | Dentist | Logan Smith | |||
| Feel So Numb | Rob Zombie | Dentist | meQal | |||
| Feelings | Morris Albert | Sex Addicts Anonymous | Kerry | |||
| Feels Like Fire | Dido | Burn Treatment Ward | Diane | |||
| Feels Like The First Time | Foreigner | Adult Film Studio | meQal | |||
| Fell In Love With A Girl | White Stripes | Singles Network | The Punster | |||
| Fell In Love With A Girl | White Stripes | Gay Support Hotline | Anna loves her jt | |||
| Fell On Black Days | Soundgarden | Depression Clinic | Fbug | |||
| Fences | Paramore | Jail | Franka | |||
| The Ferris Wheel | The Everly Brothers | Amusement Park | Marian | |||
| Festival Song | Good Charlotte | Cult | retsehcekim | |||
| Feuer Frei! | Rammstein | Any peace activist group | Jeffrey Hope | |||
| Feuer Frei! | Rammstein | National Rifle Association | Josh Bain | |||
| Fever | Peggy Lee | Centers for Disease Control and Prevention | jink | |||
| Fiaap De Oaid | Tool | Area 51 | Glenn rousseau | |||
| Fiddle About | The Who | Child Abuse Hotline | The Deke | |||
| Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | Marriage Counselling Service | G_RandomPerson | |||
| Fight Fire with Fire | Kansas | Fire Department | Joseph A. Rhodes | |||
| Fight For All The Wrong Reasons | Nickelback | Marriage Counselling | Rocky Mak | |||
| Fight For Your Right (To Party) | Beastie Boys | Police Station | Kenny | |||
| Fight For Your Right (To Party) | Beastie Boys | 'Mortal Kombat' series | Andrea Huckstep | |||
| Fight For Your Right (To Party) | The Beastie Boys | College Dean | punk | |||
| Fight Like A Brave | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Bullying Helpline | Marv | |||
| Fighter | Christina Aguilera | Any Of Mike Tysons Ex Girlfriends | Dan Fletcher | |||
| Fighter | Christina Aguilera | Spousal Abuse Hotline | Marv | |||
| Fighter | Christina Aguilera | Any Martial Arts School | maverick_hunter_17 | |||
| Fighter | Christina Aguilera | WWF | X-MCG-X | |||
| Fightin' Side Of Me | Merle Haggard | Black Lives Matter | Tarzan | |||
| Fightin' Side Of Me | Merle Haggard | Antifa | Tarzan | |||
| Fightin' Side Of Me | Merle Haggard | Colin Kaepernick's answering machine | Tarzan | |||
| Figure.09 | Linkin Park | Bad Figure Skaters | reteshcekim | |||
| Fill My Little World | The Feeling | Dwarfism support line | lady cutie | |||
| Filth | Dir en Grey | Cleaning Service | Ari | |||
| Filth | Lesbian Bed Death | Drycleaners | PJ | |||
| Filth In the Beauty | The Gazette | Rape Victims' Hotline | ninjou | |||
| The Final | Dir En Grey | Suicide Hotline | Pankeyke | |||
| Final Countdown | Europe | NASA | Wood | |||
| The Final Cut | Pink Floyd | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Final Days | DC Talk | Nursing Home | Admiral Memo | |||
| Final Heartbreak | Jessica Simpson | Divorce Lawyers | Varath | |||
| Finally Found You | Enrique Iglesias | Missing Persons Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Finally Found You | Enrique Iglesias | Missing Persons Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Find a Way to my Heart | Phil Collins | Cardiac Surgery | Liz | |||
| Find It...Quick! | Steel Pulse | FBI - Art Theft Division | JC Foster | |||
| Finding Me | Vertical Horizon | Missing persons hotline | Edward | |||
| Fire | Jimi Hendrix | Crematorium | Pope George Ringo | |||
| Fire | Inspiral Carpets | Fire Department | Genevieve | |||
| Fire | Ohio Players | 911 | Kryptonite | |||
| Fire | Ohio Players | Fire Department | Kerry | |||
| Fire | Jimi Hendrix | Firehouse | Mark | |||
| Fire | Jimi Hendrix | Hospital Burn Victim's Ward | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Fire | Pointer Sisters | Fire Department | Soulraven | |||
| Fire | Crazy World Of Arthur Brown | Fire Department | Troy | |||
| The Fire Breathes | Skillet | Pyromaniac's Anonymous | Admiral Memo | |||
| Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey's Head | Gorillaz | Animal Testing Lab | Chase Waggoner | |||
| The Fire Down Below | Bob Seger | Viagra | crazydon | |||
| The Fire Down Below | Bob Seger | STD Clinic | DJ | |||
| Fire In Cairo | The Cure | Cairo Tourism Board | tckma | |||
| Fire In The Hole | Van Halen | Preparation H Factory | Eric Andrews | |||
| Fire On The Mountain | Grateful Dead | Any Business Near Mt St. Helen's | cyberbmcd | |||
| Fire Water Burn | Bloodhound Gang | Fire Station | Rebecca | |||
| Fire Water Burn | Blood Hound Gang | 911 | HatchetRyda | |||
| Fire! | Lloyd Banks | Fire Department | Stobes | |||
| Fire, Water, Burn | Bloodhound Gang | Fire Department | Damolisher | |||
| Fire, Water, Burn | Bloodhound Gang | Apartment Rental Agency | Cowboy D. | |||
| Fireflies | Owl City | Insect Repellent | Dongquan | |||
| Firestarter | The Prodigy | Arsonist rehab center | Kerry | |||
| Firestarter | The Prodigy | Fire Department | Raki | |||
| Firestarter | Prodigy | Pyromania Helpline | Fbug | |||
| The First Cut Is The Deepest | Rod Stewart | ' Cutters' ' Help Line | Nicola | |||
| First Cut Is The Deepest | PP Arnold | Hospital Operating Theatre/Room | Ego | |||
| The First Cut Is The Deepest | Keith Hampshire | Vasectomy Clinic | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| The First Cut Is The Deepest | Keith Hampshire | Vascetomy Clinic | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| The First Cut Is The Deepest | Sheryl Crow | Surgeon's Office | Larcen Tyler | |||
| The First Cut Is The Deepest | Sheryl Crow | Band-Aid Company | Catlover*girl | |||
| First It Giveth | Queens Of The Stone Age | Repossesion Company | Az | |||
| Fish Ain't Bitin' | Lamont Dozier | Dating Service | UrbanPeaceArtist | |||
| Fish Heads | Barnes & Barnes | EPA | GhEtTo JoHn | |||
| Five Stars For Failure | Joy Electric | Math Tutor | Idont Havaname | |||
| Fix | Static-X | Drug Abuse helpline | brainstem | |||
| Fix Me Now | Garbage | Rehab Clinic | Jess | |||
| Fix You | Coldplay | Veterinarian's Office | Max Maxter | |||
| Fixing A Hole | The Beatles | Proctologist's Office | Jay W | |||
| Flagpole Sitta' | Harvey Danger | Republican Party Headquarters | military |
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