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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> E, Page 2
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with E, Page 2
Entries starting with E are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Escape | Hoobastank | Prison | *katie | |||
| Escape | Hoobastank | Any Prison | Someone Else Do It | |||
| Escape (The Pina Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | Prison | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Escape (The Piņa Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | Alcoholics Anonymous | crazydon | |||
| Escape From Reason | Supertones | Psychaiatrist | Admiral Memo | |||
| Eternal Flame | The Bangles | Arson Hotline | Ed | |||
| Eternal Flame | The Bangles | Fire Department | Ed | |||
| Eternal Flame | The Bangles | STD Clinc | Marv | |||
| Eternal Flame | Bangles | Fire Department | Louise | |||
| Eton Rifles | The Jam | British Army Base | Richard Davies | |||
| Eulogy | Tool | Funeral Home | Freddie | |||
| Eve Of Destruction | Barry McGuire | Defense Department | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Even In Death | Evanescence | Funeral Home, Cemetery Associations | Mic | |||
| Even Superman Shot Himself | Powerman 5000 | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Even The Loser | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | Detroit Lions front office | football | |||
| Ever Fallen In Love With Someone You Shouldnt've? | Buzzcocks | Britney Spears' PR | pickle* | |||
| Everglades | L7 | Walt Disney World/Universal Fla./MGM Fla. | sherock | |||
| Everlasting C***sucker | Marilyn Manson | NAMBLA | Ben Ingram | |||
| Every 1's a Winner | Hot Chocolate | Any no-score youth sports team | Bob | |||
| Every Bone Broken | Cannibal Corpse | Hospital emergency room | Akira | |||
| Every Breath Yi=ou Take | The Police | People Who Think They Are Being Stalked Hotline | casablancas | |||
| Every Breath You Take | Sting | National Stalking Prevention and Support Hotline | Tatiana | |||
| Every Breath You Take | The Police | Paranoia Hotline | Edward | |||
| Every Breath You Take | The Police | Stalker Hotline | Squash | |||
| Every Breath You Take | Police | Stalker Hotline | liz | |||
| Every Breath You Take | The Police | Stalker Hotline | BadKarma Chameleon | |||
| Every Breath You Take | The Police | Stalker Helpline | Genevieve | |||
| Every Breath You Take | Police | American Lung Association | Big Mark | |||
| Every Breathe You Take | The Police | Stalker Hotline | Evil Munky | |||
| Every Light In The House Is Blown | Cledus T. Judd | Electric power plant (during a blackout) | Ed | |||
| Every Little Step | Bobby Brown | Paraplegics Hotline | Marv | |||
| Every Planet We Reach Is Dead | Gorillaz | NASA | blood8815 | |||
| Every Rose Has It's Thorn | Poison | Guns 'n' Roses/Florist/Any business that sells roses | Kaylyn | |||
| Every Sperm Is Sacred | Monty Python | In-Vitro Fertilization Clinic | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Every Step You Take | Sting | Counselling for Leg Amputees | Murphy | |||
| Every Time I Die | Children Of Bodom | Funeral Home | bobbina | |||
| Every Time You Go Away | Paul Young | Amputation Clinic | Aidan | |||
| Everybody Free | Michael W. Smith | Prison | Admiral Memo | |||
| Everybody Have Fun Tonight | Wang Chung | Monastery or Convent | matt scarborough | |||
| Everybody Hurts | REM | Anesthesiologist | IMRIGHTBEHINDYOU | |||
| Everybody Hurts | R.E.M | Hospital | JoeKing | |||
| Everybody Hurts | REM | Suicide Support Hotline | yoink! | |||
| Everybody Hurts | REM | Suicide Hotline/Doctor's Office | nefer frost | |||
| Everybody Hurts | R.E.M. | Suicide Hotline | Brian Kelly | |||
| Everybody Knows | Leonard Cohen/Concrete Blonde | Adult Toy Store | Mercy | |||
| Everybody Loves A Clown | Gary and The Playboys | Association of Circus Proprietors, UK | DJ | |||
| Everybody Loves A Clown | Gary and The Playboys | Clown Doll Problem Hotline | Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH) | |||
| Everybody Loves A Happy Ending | Tears For Fears | Alcoholics Anomynous | Celeste | |||
| Everybody Must Get Stoned | Bob Dylan | Drug Addiction Rehab Center | Jared | |||
| Everybody Wants To Rule The World | Tears For Fears | The United Nations headquarters | Edward | |||
| Everybody Wants To Rule The World | Tears For Fears | The United Nations headquarters | Edward | |||
| Everybody Wants To Rule The World | Tears For Fears | Saddam's Office | Marv | |||
| Everybody Wants To Rule The World | Tears For Fears | Osama Bin Laden's Answering Machine | Celeste | |||
| Everybody Wants To Rule The World | Tears For Fears | White House | CapitalE | |||
| Everybody's Broken | Bon Jovi | Hospital | Worawat | |||
| Everybody's Fool | Evanescence | Hilary Duff, Incorporated | go*habs*go | |||
| Everybody's Fool | Evanescence | Joke Shop | Ashy | |||
| Everybody's Fool | Evanescence | Depression Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Everybody's Fool | Evanescence | The White House | TheseHose | |||
| Everybody's Fool | Evanescence | Model agency | Ladybird Beetle | |||
| Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey | The Beatles | Bestiality Helpline | Fletch | |||
| Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime | The Korgis | Any Educational Institution | Dan | |||
| Everybody's Making It Big But Me | Dr. Hook | Erectile Dysfunction Clinic | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Everyday I Love You Less And Less | Kaiser Chiefs | Marriage Counselling | Figgy | |||
| Everyday Is A Winding Road | Sheryl Crow | Drug Helpline | Jess | |||
| Everyone's A Junkie | Our Lady Peace | The Pope/The Vatican | Kenny | |||
| Everyone's A Little Bit Racist | Cast of 'Avenue Q' | Museum of Tolerance | Raphael | |||
| Everyone's Out to Get You Mutherf***** | Beck | Witness Protection | joe | |||
| Everything Ends | Slipknot | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Everything Evil | Coheed and Cambria | Adoption Agency | Katy | |||
| Everything for Free | K's Choice | Expensive Retail Store | Rad | |||
| Everything I Got In My Pocket | Minnie Driver | National Runaway Hotline | kookoodee | |||
| Everything Is Broken | Bob Dylan | Repair Shop | ObLaBlah | |||
| Everything She Wants | Wham! | Paris Hilton's Answering Machine | Andrew | |||
| Everything Will Be Alright | The Killers | Police Department | Steph | |||
| Everything You Know Is Wrong | Weird Al Yankovic | Roman Catholic Church | Max Maxter | |||
| Everything You Know Is Wrong | Weird Al Yankovic | Area 51 | Airrider | |||
| Everything You Know Is Wrong | Weird Al Yankovic | MENSA Hotline | Puck | |||
| Everything You Know Is Wrong | Weird Al Yankovic | The White House, Fox News Channel, Moveon.org | nedflandersisonfire | |||
| Everything You Know Is Wrong | Weird Al Yankovic | U.S. Government | Max Maxter | |||
| Everything You Know Is Wrong | Weird Al Yankovic | Private Tutors | Josh 2 | |||
| Everything's Changed | Lone Star | Autism Society Of Canada | Anonymous Bob | |||
| Everywhere | Michelle Branch | Paranoid Schizophrenics Anonymous | kayzi | |||
| Evil Ways | Santana | Churches/Religious Organizations | oldsong | |||
| Evil Woman | Electric Light Orchestra | Hillary Clinton's answering machine | Edward | |||
| Evil Woman | Electric Light Orchestra | Kamala Harris's cellphone | Edward | |||
| Evil Woman | Electric Light Orchestra | Nunnery/Magdalena School for Wayward Girls | rocky | |||
| Evil Woman | Electric Light Orchestra | Laura Ingraham's office | Brit Boxx | |||
| Evolution | Roy Ayers | Church or Teacher of Creation | soul | |||
| Evolution | KoRn | any church | BECKER | |||
| Evolution | Korn | Discovery Institute | Fbug | |||
| The Ex | Billy Talent | Kids Help Phone | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) | |||
| Ex-Girlfriend | No Doubt | Dating Service | Beth | |||
| Excuse Me Mr. | No Doubt | Sex Change Clinic | Raina | |||
| Excuse Me While I Kill Myself | Sentenced | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Metalgirl162002 | |||
| Exodus | Evanescence | Runaway Hotline | Lynndenial | |||
| Experimental Film | They Might Be Giants | Steven Spielberg's office | Jake | |||
| Explode | Lit | Anger Management Center | anon | |||
| Express Yourself | Madonna | Introverts Anonymous | Heathcliff the Cat | |||
| Expressway To Your Heart | Soul Survivors | Heart surgeon/Clinic | oldsongs |
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