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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> D, Page 5
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with D, Page 5
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Donald, where's your trousers | Irish Rovers | Donald Duck's Answering Machine | Paul Warren | |||
| Donation | The Wonder Stuff | Any Charity | tckma | |||
| The Donor Blues | Shakey Graves | Organ Donation Clininc | soph | |||
| Dont Call Us We'll Call You | Sugarloaf | Telemarketing Company | Weirder Than Al | |||
| Don´t Forget | Demi Lovato | Alzheimer Clinic | melinda | |||
| Dope Nose | Weezer | Any Shepherd | Bryan Pardue | |||
| Dope On a Rope | Growlers | Suicide Prevention line | Tessa C | |||
| Double Vision | Foreigner | Any Liquor Store | Big Mark | |||
| Double Vision | Foreigner | Optometrist's Office | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Double Vision | Foreigner | Alcoholics Anonymous | Big Mark | |||
| Double Vision | Foreigner | LensCrafters | Kristi | |||
| Down | Blink 182 | Sky Diving Co. | fun stuff | |||
| Down | Jay Sean feat. Lil Wayne | Alcohol Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Down Among The Dead Men | Flash & The Pan | White Star Line | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Down Among The Dead Men | Flash & The Pan | Mortuary | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Down Came The Rain | Mr. Murray | Colwyn Bay Tourist Board | pickle* | |||
| Down In A Hole | Alice In Chains | Escort Service | nasty | |||
| Down In A Hole | Alice In Chains | Prison | Fbug | |||
| Down In A Hole | Alice in Chains | Any Mining Company | Stonetree | |||
| Down In A Hole | Alice In Chains | Funeral Home | rocky | |||
| Down in Flames | Blackhawk | Miami Heat front office | harderman | |||
| Down In Flames | Relient K | Fire Department | Admiral Memo | |||
| Down In The Boondocks | Billy Joe Royal | Small Town Businesses | Jesus Geek | |||
| Down In The Depths | Lisa Stansfield | Depression Hotline | A-lean | |||
| Down In The Park | Marilyn Manson | Gay Cruisers Network | HarryMay | |||
| Down In The Park | Marilyn Manson | Anti-Prostitution Group | HarryMay | |||
| Down In The Tube Station At Midnight / Going Underground | The Jam | London Underground | Richard Davies | |||
| Down In The Willow Garden | The Everly Brothers | Police | Marian | |||
| Down In The Willow Garden | The Everly Brothers | Garden Store | Marian | |||
| Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Homeless Shelter | Bill S | |||
| Down On The Border | Little River Band | Customs Service | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Down Poison | 3 Doors Down | Poison Control Center | Katie | |||
| Down To My Last Cigarette | k.d. lang | Tobacco Company | Ed | |||
| Down With Disease | Phish | Hospital | Glenn Rousseau | |||
| Down With The Ship | Seven Day Jesus | Cruise Line | Admiral Memo | |||
| Down With The Ship | Scatterbrain | Enron Executive Phone System | Indomitus | |||
| Down With the Sickness | Disturbed | Child Abuse Hotline | brainstem | |||
| Down With The Sickness | Disturbed | Emergency Waiting Room | Cody | |||
| Down With The Sickness | Disturbed | Hospital | hardrock | |||
| Down With The Sickness | Disturbed | Hospital/Doctor | Big Bertha | |||
| Down With The Sickness | Disturbed | Disease Control | Aaron Grahn | |||
| Downer | Nirvana | Pharmacy | Billy | |||
| Downfall | Matchbox Twenty | Suicide Hotline | retsehcekim | |||
| Downhearted | Australian Crawl | Divorce hotline | dizrythmia | |||
| Downtown | Petula Clark | Downtown Renovation Committee | nasty | |||
| The Downward Spiral | Nine Inch Nails | Suicide Hotline | daedolon | |||
| Dr. Feelgood | Motley Crue | Emergency ward of a hospital | Kerry | |||
| Dr. Feelgood | Motley Crue | Hospital | meQal | |||
| Dr. Feelgood | Mötley Crüe | Hospital | Brian | |||
| Dr. Feelgood | Motley Crue | Drug Rehab Center | RocknRollJunkie | |||
| Dr. Feelgood | Motley Crue | Impotence Hotline | Shawna | |||
| Dr. Rey | Katydids | The Producers of the E! series Dr.90210 | The Skuz | |||
| Dr. Seuss Is Dead | Acid Bath | Children's Bookstore | weirdkid106 | |||
| Dracula | Gorillaz | Blood Bank | flavio | |||
| Drag | Placebo | Women's clothes shop | Saiyandudette | |||
| Draggin' The Line | Tommy James & The Shondells | Procastinator's Anonymous | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Dragon Attack | Queen | Fire Department | person | |||
| Dragon Blade | DDR | Blacksmith | Anonymous | |||
| Drain The Blood | The Distillers | Blood Donor Clinic | Relik86 | |||
| Drawing Flies | Soundgarden | County Morgue | Fbug | |||
| Dream Catch Me | Newton Faulkner | Bedtime Stories | Dongquan | |||
| Dream On | Aerosmith | Insomniac's Helpline | Heath | |||
| Dream On | Aerosmith | Al Sharpton's Presidential Campaign | Mark | |||
| Dream On | Aerosmith | Dating Service | Relik86 | |||
| Dream On | Aerosmith | Institute Of Sleeping Disorder Research | Hilary | |||
| Dream Thieves | Sonata Arctica | Patenting center | DJ Blaze | |||
| A Dream Within A Dream | Alan Parsons Project | Schizophrenia | Jeff | |||
| Dreaming Of You | Selena | Sleep Disorder Testing Clinic | Erica | |||
| Dreams | The Corrs | Sleep disorders clinic | Natasha | |||
| Dreams In Digital | Orgy | Dilusion Hotline | Fabio | |||
| Dreams Of Amputation | Marilyn Manson | Disabled Persons Support Group | HarryMay | |||
| Drenched In Blood | Turbonegro | Hemophilia Organization | Vacuolate Tuna | |||
| Dress You Up | Madonna | Any Clothes Shop/Company. | Anon | |||
| Dried Up, Tied Up And Dead To The World | Marilyn Manson | Jon Benet Ramsey Information Hotline | HarryMay | |||
| Drift & Die | Puddle Of Mudd | Beach or swimming pool | Rockin | |||
| Drift & Die | Puddle Of Mudd | Royal National Lifeboat Institution | ficticious | |||
| Drift Away | Dobie Gray | ADD support group | HarryMay | |||
| Drift Away | Uncle Cracker | Coast Guard | fresh_munky | |||
| Drift Away | Dobie Gray | Boats/Outdoor Equipment | oldsong | |||
| Drink Drink Drink | Mario Lanza | Alcoholics Anonymous | Jim Rose | |||
| Drink Up The Cider | Wurzels | Alcoholics Anonymous | Rosie | |||
| Drink! | They Might Be Giants | Alcoholics Anonymous | Lizzi | |||
| Drinkin My Baby Goodbye | Charlie Daniels Band | Alcoholics Anonymous | PimonkeyJunkie | |||
| Drinkin' Dark Whiskey | Gary Allan | Alcoholics Anonymous | Ed | |||
| Drinking And Driving | The Business | Mothers Against Drunk Driving | HarryMay | |||
| Drinking Dark Whiskey | Gary Allan | Alcoholics Anonymous | Edward | |||
| Drive It Like I Stole It | Apathy | Car Dealership | RatFaceLace | |||
| Drive Me Crazy | Britney Spears | Mental Hospital | Ed | |||
| Drive My Car | The Beatles | Car Theft Hotline | Syncronos | |||
| Drive My Car | The Beatles | Crimestoppers (Car-Theft) | g | |||
| Driver's High | L'Arc~en~Ciel | MADD | Rina | |||
| Driver's High | L'Arc~en~Ciel | Mothers Against Drunk Driving | Tomo | |||
| Drivers License | Olivia Rodrigo | Driving School | Dongquan | |||
| Drivers On The Phone | Bob Rivers | Car Toys | Fbug | |||
| Drivin' My Life Away | Eddie Rabbitt | NASCAR, IRL, CART, F-1, Hot Rod | Countryboy | |||
| Driving Me Mad | Neil Finn | Mental Health Clinic | phishphan | |||
| Drop Dead Legs | Van Halen | Parapalegic Rehab | rocky | |||
| Drop It Like It's Hot | Snoop Dawg | Burn Therepy | Allie | |||
| Drop The Boy | Bros | Relationship Counselling | Marv | |||
| Drop-Kick Me, Jesus (Through the Goalposts of Life) | Bobby Bare | Sports injury clinic; American Atheists; any non-Christian religious group | Ingeborg S. Nordén |
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