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I'm walking in the air,
Allah crista owwww ow wooo
I'm walking in the air,
I'm dancing in the midnight sky.
Then here's to the maid in the lilly white frock.
Then here's to the maid in the lilly white smock.
Bathroom florist!
Bathroom florist!
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Camels in the window
Carols at the spinet
Candles in the window
Carols at the spinet
Star with Roy, oh beauty bright
Star with royal beauty bright
We three kings of Orry 'n' Tar.
We three Kings of Orient are.
We three kings of glory in tar.
We three kings of Orient are.
We three kings of porridge and tar.
We three kings of Orient are.
Westward leaning, still conceding
Westward leading, still proceeding
Glorious, now behold hemorrhoids.
Glorious, now behold him arise.
Good tidings we bring, to you and your King.
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kid.
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin.
Now bring us some poison candy.
Now bring us some toys and candy.
Oh, bring us a bag of goodies and bring it out here.
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer.
Oh, bring us a frick'n pudding
And a cup of good beer.
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding
And a cup of good cheer.
So bring us the frigging pudding and bring some right here
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer
We issue a merry Christmas.
We wish you a merry Christmas.
The oxen ass are feeding
The ox and ass are feeding
While shepards washed their socks by night
While shepards watched their flocks by night
A beautiful psyche
A beautiful sight
Afterwhile, we'll perspire
Sitting by the fire.
Later on, we'll conspire
While we sit by the fire.
As we read by the fire
As we dream by the fire
But we can do the job when we're in town.
But you can do the job when you're in town.
F***in' in a winter wonderland.
Walkin' in a winter wonderland
In the meadow we can build a snoman
And pretend that he is passin' 'round.
We'll ask him 'Are you married?', he'll say 'No maam',
'But you can do the job when you're in town.'
In the winter we can build a snowman.
We will make him look like Parson Brown.
He'll ask us 'Are you married?', we'll say 'No, man'
'But you could do the job when we're in town.'
In the meadow we can build a snow man
Then pretend that he is nice and brown.
The the winter we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is moist and brown.
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
In the meadow, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is partly blind
He'll say, 'Are you married?'
She'll say, 'No man!
So you can pull my thong when you're in town.'
In the meadow, we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say, 'Are you married?'
We'll say, 'No, man!
But you can do the job when you're in town!'
In the winter we can build a snowman.
We will make him look like flotsam brown.
In the winter we can build a snowman.
We will make him look like Parson Brown.
In the winter, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is sparce and brown.
In the winter, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
Later on we'll perspire
As we dream by the fire
Later on we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
Later on we'll perspire.
Later on we'll conspire.
Later on, Wilkins' Spire
Later on, we'll conspire.
Later on, milk expires
As we drink it by the fire.
Later on, we'll conspire
As we sit by the fire.
Later on, we'll expire
As we sit by the fire.
Later on, we'll conspire
As we sit by the fire.
Later on, we'll perspire
As we drink by the fire
Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
Later on, we'll perspire..
Later on, we'll conspire..
Later on, we'll perspire
As we dream by the fire.
Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire.
Later on, we'll perspire
As we gleam by the fire.
Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire.
Later on, we'll perspire
Later on, we'll conspire
Let us know
Let us know
Let us know
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
To face, I'm afraid
The plans that we made
Walking in a winter wonderland.
To face unafraid
The plans that we made
Walking in a winter wonderland.
Two fish on a plate
We wished that we ate
To face unafraid
the plans that we've made
Two-faced and afraid of plans that we made.
To face unafraid the plans that we made.
Until the alligators knock it down
Until the other kiddies knock it down
Walkin' in a women's wonderbra.
Walking in a Winter Wonderland.
Walkin' in the rhythm of the land
Walkin' in a winter wonderland
Walkin' round in womens underwear
Walking in a Winter Wonderland
later on, we'll expire
Later on we'll conspire
Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie
Drive to K-Mart on his holly.
Wreck the malls with my friend Charlie
Drive to K-Mart on his Harley.
Duran Duran
He's the king of all birds.
The wren, oh the wren
He's the king of all birds.