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Misheard Lyrics -> Christmas -> B
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Baa Baa Black Sheep" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the drain.
Who lives down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.
Who lives down the lane.
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the drain.
Original Lyrics:
One for the little boy who lives down the lane.
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling on the village where the grapes are wrapped and stored,
They have seen the fateful lightning of His terrible slick sword
His troops is marching on
He is trampling on the village where the grapes are wrapped and stored,
They have seen the fateful lightning of His terrible slick sword
His troops is marching on
Original Lyrics:
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored,
He has loosed the fateful lightening of His terrible swift sword
His truth is marching on.
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored,
He has loosed the fateful lightening of His terrible swift sword
His truth is marching on.
"The Blue Tail Fly (Jimmy Crack Corn)" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme that porn
And I don't care.
And I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy crack corn
And I don't care.
And I don't care.
"The Blue Tail Fly (Jimmy Crack Corn)" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty cat porn,
and I don't care.
and I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Jimmy crack corn,
and I don't care.
and I don't care.
"Bye, Bye, Thou Little Tiny Child" by The Kingston Trio
Misheard Lyrics:
Sisters, too, I may eat you
For to preserve this day
This young king for whom we sing
Bye, bye, lullee, lullay.
For to preserve this day
This young king for whom we sing
Bye, bye, lullee, lullay.
Original Lyrics:
Sisters, too, how may we do
For to preserve this day?
This youngling for whom we sing
Bye, bye, lullee, lullay.
For to preserve this day?
This youngling for whom we sing
Bye, bye, lullee, lullay.
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