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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
'Tis the season to eat jelly.
Original Lyrics:
'Tis the season to be jolly.
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad we now our gay apparel.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dawning now our day of peril
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the b***s with boughs of holly.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with Boston Charlie
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with balls of holly.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with bowels a-folly.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly
Folly lolly lolly la la la
'Tis the season to beat Molly
Folly lolly lolly la la la
Give em all the worst of Harold
Folly lolly lolly la la la.
or
Deck the halls with bells of holly. or
Please roll out the Xmas barrel.
Folly lolly lolly la la la
'Tis the season to beat Molly
Folly lolly lolly la la la
Give em all the worst of Harold
Folly lolly lolly la la la.
or
Deck the halls with bells of holly. or
Please roll out the Xmas barrel.
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fal la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la, fa la la la la la
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol
Fa la la la, la la la la.
Fal la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la, fa la la la la la
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol
Fa la la la, la la la la.
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Deck the halls with parts of Molly
Original Lyrics:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Don B. Nowert's gray apparel
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Don is now our gayest fellow.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me in metric measure.
Original Lyrics:
Follow me in merry measure.
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Join me now in gay abandon
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we know our day apparel.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
See the blazing U. B. Forest
Original Lyrics:
See the blazing yule before us
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
See the flaming mule before us
Original Lyrics:
See the blazing yule before us
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike the heart, enjoy the florist
Original Lyrics:
Strike the harp and join the chorus
"Deck The Halls" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Troll the ancient Yuleside carol.
Original Lyrics:
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol.
"Deck the Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
See the blade sing 'You'll be for us'
Original Lyrics:
See the blazing yule before us.
"Ding Dong Merrily On High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
How some are in a jealous seat
Original Lyrics:
Hosanna in Excelsis
"Ding Dong Merrily On High" by Roger Whittaker
Misheard Lyrics:
Let steeple bells be swollen.
Original Lyrics:
Let steeple bells be swungen.
"Ding Dong Merrily On High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
May ye beautifully rhyme,
You endtime zombie singers
You endtime zombie singers
Original Lyrics:
May ye beautifully rhyme
Your evetime song, ye singers
Your evetime song, ye singers
"Ding Dong Merrily On High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosanna will vex Chelsea.
or
Rosanna inspects Chelsea.
or
Rosanna inspects Chelsea.
Original Lyrics:
Hosanna In Excelsis.
"Ding Dong, Merrily On High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooo, in eggshellsia
or
Oooo, she is Chelsia
or
Her name is Chelsia.
or
Oooo, she is Chelsia
or
Her name is Chelsia.
Original Lyrics:
Hosanna in excelsis
'Oooo in eggshellsia' is what I usually sang, it's a combination of 'eggshells' and 'Chelsia'
"Ding, Dong, Merrily On High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Osama, he is Chelsea's!
Original Lyrics:
Hosanna in excelsis!
"Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sell your house in a hurry
Original Lyrics:
Don't say your heart's in a hurry
"Down In Yon Forest" by Joan Baez
Misheard Lyrics:
And I love mylar cheeses above anything.
Original Lyrics:
And I love my Lord Jesus above anything.
"Down In Yon Forest" by Joan Baez
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in yon forest, there's Stanza Hall.
Original Lyrics:
Down in yon forest, there stands a hall.
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