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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"A New Year, A New Ring" by Paul And Paula
Misheard Lyrics:
But with hearts full of love, and hell from a bug
Our love will work out fine.
or
But with hearts full of love, and health from a bug
Our love will work out fine.
Original Lyrics:
But with hearts full of love, and help from above
Our love will work out fine.
"Noche De Paz (Silent Night in Spanish)" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bree, y'all Australia Day pause
or
Bring y'all Australia Day pass.
Original Lyrics:
Brilla la estrella de paz.
"No Room At The Inn" by Anne Murray
Misheard Lyrics:
The bellboy and the porter, the waitress and the cook
Will be wintessed f***ing in Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
The bellboy and the porter, the waitress and the cook
Will be witnessed walking in Heaven.
"No Room At The Inn" by Anne Murray
Misheard Lyrics:
Will be witnessed working in Heaven
Original Lyrics:
Will be witnessed walking in Heaven
Other christmas songs available: [MISC] [A] [B] [C] [D] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [R] [S] [T] [U] [W]
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