Misheard Lyrics -> Christmas -> C
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Canadian National Anthem" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
We stand on God for Thee.
Original Lyrics:
We stand on guard for Thee.
"Canadian Nation Anthem" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
True pastry love
Original Lyrics:
True patriot love
"Carol Of The Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Gawkin' at girls
Original Lyrics:
Hark to the bells.
"Carol Of The Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Hardcover Bells
or>br> Hark of the bells.
or>br> Hark of the bells.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, how the bells!
"Chante, c'est Noel (Disneyland Christmas Parade)" by Monica Loefgren with The St. George's Chapel Choir
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, sing away
or
Dance, sing along
or
Dance, silhouette
Sing along, sing a song for Christmas.
or
Dance, sing along
or
Dance, silhouette
Sing along, sing a song for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
Chante, c'est Noel
Sing along, sing a song for Christmas.
Sing along, sing a song for Christmas.
This is actually a very good Christmas song, which is played during the Christmas Parade at Disneyland Paris this year. The copyright dates 2003, so it is a recent song. Most of the lyrics are actually in English, however the song starts with 'Chante, c'est Noel'('Sing, it's Christmas'). The lyrics sound therefore English, as the second line is: 'Sing along, sing a song for Christmas' Hence the confusion. The St George's Chapel Choir is from Windsor
"Chestnuts Roasting By An Open Fire" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Jazz not ronsting by an open file,
jack frost snaping at your nose,
you'll tide care all being some bar quarrel,
and fox dressed up as eskimos
jack frost snaping at your nose,
you'll tide care all being some bar quarrel,
and fox dressed up as eskimos
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting by an open fire,
jack frost nipping at your toes,
yule tide carols being sung by a choir,
and folks dressed up as eskimos
jack frost nipping at your toes,
yule tide carols being sung by a choir,
and folks dressed up as eskimos
"The Chipmunk Song" by Chipmunks
Misheard Lyrics:
Mammoud Abboud
or
Loops the loop
or
Loops the loop
Original Lyrics:
Hula Hoop
"Christmas in Dixie" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
Crank slab's all in lights.
Original Lyrics:
Graceland's all in lights.
"Christmas Is Coming" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
If you haven't gotta hop any, then God bless you.
Original Lyrics:
If you haven't got a ha'penny
Then God bless you.
Then God bless you.
"Christmas Isn't Christmas (Since You Said Goodbye)" by Myra
Misheard Lyrics:
I've bent ass to lots of potties
To celebrate the season.
To celebrate the season.
Original Lyrics:
I've been asked to lots of parties
To celebrate the season.
To celebrate the season.
"The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting)" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack snot dripping out your nose
Jack snot dripping out your nose
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
"Christmas Song" by Dave Matthews Band
Misheard Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see my house from here'.
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see my house from here'.
Original Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see how it all soon will be'.
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see how it all soon will be'.
"The Christmas Song" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
And every mother's child is going to smile
Original Lyrics:
And every mother's child is going to spy
"The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole
Misheard Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like escaroles
Original Lyrics:
And folks dressed up like eskimos
"The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole
Misheard Lyrics:
Chesnuts popping on an open wire
Jack Frost tapping at your hose
Your tie and carol being hung by a wire
And folks, dressed up with pantyhose
Everybody knows a turkey and that candle glow
Help to make the reason right.
Jack Frost tapping at your hose
Your tie and carol being hung by a wire
And folks, dressed up with pantyhose
Everybody knows a turkey and that candle glow
Help to make the reason right.
Original Lyrics:
Chesnuts roasting on an open fire
And folks, dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright.
And folks, dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright.
"The Christmas Song" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
"The Christmas Song" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows a turkey-handsome mistletoe.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe.
"The Christmas Song" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Frost's nipple on your nose.
Original Lyrics:
Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
"The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole
Misheard Lyrics:
Jazz not rondsting on an open file
Jeack Frost snaping at your nose
You'll tide care owns, being some bar quarrel
And fox dressed up like eskimos.
Jeack Frost snaping at your nose
You'll tide care owns, being some bar quarrel
And fox dressed up like eskimos.
Original Lyrics:
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folk dressed up like eskimos.
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folk dressed up like eskimos.
"The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole
Misheard Lyrics:
Slime off the rings, a simple phrase
To kiss from one to manitou
To kiss from one to manitou
Original Lyrics:
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
To kids from one to ninety-two
"The Christmas Song" by Mel Torme
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny tots with their nose full of snots.
Original Lyrics:
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow.
"The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole
Misheard Lyrics:
To kicks from one 292
Original Lyrics:
To kids from one to ninety-two
"Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)" by The Darkness
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas time, turning the mountains.
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, don't let the bells end.
"Christmas Time" by Hanson
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been blessed by the children like candles with wine
they believe in things they try to deny
they believe in things they try to deny
Original Lyrics:
We've been blessed by the children, black yellow and white,
they believe in the things that we try to deny
they believe in the things that we try to deny
"A Christmas to Remember" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
Light up the fireplace and Nat King Cole
Original Lyrics:
Light up the fire, play some Nat King Cole
"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me have pride in me
With the world's smallest turkey.
With the world's smallest turkey.
Original Lyrics:
A & P has pride in me
With the world's smallest turkey.
With the world's smallest turkey.
A & P is a supermarket. The company's headquarters is in Montivale, New Jersey.
"Come All Ye Faithful" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Crust, the Lord!
Original Lyrics:
Christ, the Lord!
"Cooper's Jewelry" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
At Culver's Jewelry,
we make life and sparkle for you
we make life and sparkle for you
Original Lyrics:
At Cooper's Jewelry,
we make light and sparkle for you
we make light and sparkle for you
Culver's is an ice cream restaurant. Cooper's is a fine jewelry store in the town of Sycamore, Illinois.
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