Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Crank slab's all in lights.
Graceland's all in lights.
"Christmas Isn't Christmas (Since You Said Goodbye)" by
Myra
I've bent ass to lots of potties
To celebrate the season.
I've been asked to lots of parties
To celebrate the season.
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see my house from here'.
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see how it all soon will be'.
And folks dressed up like escaroles
And folks dressed up like eskimos
Chesnuts popping on an open wire
Jack Frost tapping at your hose
Your tie and carol being hung by a wire
And folks, dressed up with pantyhose
Everybody knows a turkey and that candle glow
Help to make the reason right.
Chesnuts roasting on an open fire Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks, dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright.
Jazz not rondsting on an open file
Jeack Frost snaping at your nose
You'll tide care owns, being some bar quarrel
And fox dressed up like eskimos.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folk dressed up like eskimos.
Slime off the rings, a simple phrase
To kiss from one to manitou
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
To kicks from one 292
To kids from one to ninety-two
Christmas time, turning the mountains.
Christmas time, don't let the bells end.
We've been blessed by the children like candles with wine
they believe in things they try to deny
We've been blessed by the children, black yellow and white,
they believe in the things that we try to deny
Light up the fireplace and Nat King Cole
Light up the fire, play some Nat King Cole
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