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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"I Believe" by Natalie Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman with child and a man with no room
Born in a manger fortelling it, too.
Original Lyrics:
Woman with child and an inn with no room
Born in a manger, fortelling a tomb.
"I Guess It's Christmastime" by N'Sync
Misheard Lyrics:
We give more than this.
Original Lyrics:
The important things.
"I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The bell frees up all prison scum.
or
The bell freeze up all Christians dumb.
Original Lyrics:
The belfries of all Christendom
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" by Anne Murray
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the love lies bleeding
Original Lyrics:
Where the love light gleams
"I'm Gonna Lasso Santa Claus" by Brenda Lee
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna poop, poop, poop on his beard.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna pull, pull, pull on his beard.
"In Love On Christmas" by N'Sync
Misheard Lyrics:
We should, all love
To be in love on Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
Wishing, I pray
To be in love on Christmas.
"I Saw Three Ships" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Diversion Mary and Christ were there.
Original Lyrics:
The Virgin Mary and Christ were Thee.
"It Came Upon A Midnight Clear" by Rosemary Clooney
Misheard Lyrics:
The world in Solomon's still, nestle.
Original Lyrics:
The world in solemn stillness lay.
Other christmas songs available: [MISC] [A] [B] [C] [D] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [R] [S] [T] [U] [W]
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