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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Hallelujah Chorus from Handels Messiah" by Toronto Mendelssohn Choir
Misheard Lyrics:
And we shall live forever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Original Lyrics:
And He shall reign forever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
"The Happy Holiday" by Paul And Paula
Misheard Lyrics:
Mistletoe meat
Original Lyrics:
Mistletoe means
"Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" by John Lennon
Misheard Lyrics:
We're here and we're queer.
Original Lyrics:
For near and the dear ones
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory to the New York King
Original Lyrics:
Glory to the newborn King
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
God and sinners wrecked a child.
Original Lyrics:
God and sinners reconciled.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by London Symphony Chorus, Backing Charlotte Church
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail the hambone Prince of Peace.
Original Lyrics:
Hail the Heaven-born Prince of Peace.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the haywire angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Joyful, all lean Haitians rise.
Original Lyrics:
Joyful, all ye nations rise.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Prison with healing in his wings.
Original Lyrics:
Risen with healing in his wings.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
With Anne's jelly toast proclaim.
Original Lyrics:
With th'angelic host proclaim.
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Garden centers wrecked a child.
Original Lyrics:
God and sinners reconciled
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Glory to the New York King
Original Lyrics:
Glory to the newborn king
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Honk, the herald angels sing
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace on Earth and Impestradle.
Original Lyrics:
Peace on Earth and mercy mild.
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
God d***ed sinners reconciled.
Original Lyrics:
God and sinners reconciled.
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace on Earth, and mercy might
Original Lyrics:
Peace on Earth, and mercy mild
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bark, the dear old angels bring.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Half the hairy angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald ngels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the Hairy Angels Sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the Harold Agency
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Hark, the Harold angels sing.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the Herald Angels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Sparkle year old angels' bling.
Original Lyrics:
Hark, the herald angels sing.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by London Symphony Chorus, Backing Charlotte Church
Misheard Lyrics:
While he lays his glory by
Harmless man, no more may die.
Harmless man, no more may die.
Original Lyrics:
Mild he lays his glory by
Born that man no more may die.
Born that man no more may die.
"Here Comes Santa Claus (part of 'The Santa Medley)" by Anne Murray
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a bag that's filled with toys for poison girls again.
Original Lyrics:
He's got a bag that's filled with toys for boys and girls again.
Anne Murray sings this as part of her 'The Santa Medley' on her 2-cd collection 'What A Wonderful Christmas'.
"Hickory Dickory Dock" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The clock struck one
The mouse was done
The mouse was done
Original Lyrics:
The clock struck one
The mouse fell down
The mouse fell down
"The Holly And The Ivy" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Of olive trees that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown.
The holly bears the crown.
Original Lyrics:
Of all the trees that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown.
The holly bears the crown.
"Home For The Holidays" by The Carpenters
Misheard Lyrics:
For the holidays you can't be home sweet home.
Original Lyrics:
For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home.
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