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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Last Christmas" by Wham
Misheard Lyrics:
This year, to semi frontiers
I gave it to someone special.
I gave it to someone special.
Original Lyrics:
This year, to save me from tears
I gave it to someone special.
I gave it to someone special.
"Let It Snow" by Diana Ross
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us know, let us know, let us know.
Original Lyrics:
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
"The Little Drummer Boy" by Bob Seger
Misheard Lyrics:
The Alps have landing time.
Original Lyrics:
The ox and lamb kept time.
"Little Jesus" by The Carpenters
Misheard Lyrics:
He will rob you.
Original Lyrics:
He will rock you.
"Little Town" by Cliff Richard
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, little town of Beverley Ham.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, little town of Bethlehem.
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
She swore to menace Xavier
One has-been Worcester knight.
One has-been Worcester knight.
Original Lyrics:
She bore to men a savior
When half-spent was the night.
When half-spent was the night.
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
With Mary we behold it, the Virgin Mother kind
To show God's love a riot
She farted in the manger
One hellbent Wednesday night.
To show God's love a riot
She farted in the manger
One hellbent Wednesday night.
Original Lyrics:
With Mary, we behold it, the Virgin Mother kind
To show God's love aright
She bore to men a Savior
When half-spent was the night.
To show God's love aright
She bore to men a Savior
When half-spent was the night.
"Lord Of The Dance" by Michael Flatley
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dark, said he.
Original Lyrics:
I am the Lord of the Dance, said he.
"Lord of the Dance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, there, wherever you may be
Original Lyrics:
Dance, then, wherever you may be
"Lullay Thou Little Tiny Child" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Herod the king, in his regime.
Original Lyrics:
Herod the king, in his raging.
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