Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Other christmas songs available: [MISC] [A] [B] [C] [D] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [R] [S] [T] [U] [W]
O Commie, o Commie to Bethlehem
O come Ye, o, come Ye to Bethlehem.
Come, froggy faithful.
Oh come, all ye faithful.
Jesus, to thee, big lorry given.
Jesus, to Thee be glory given.
Oh omelette, us adore him.
Oh come, let us adore Him.
Glori Safree
Glorious and Free
Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree, how lovely are your britches
Oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree, how lovely are your branches
For yonder breaks a new inglorious morn
Fall on your niece, oh hear the angel voices!
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn
Fall on your knees, oh hear the angel voices!
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the aged voices.
or
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the ancient voices.
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the angels' voices.
This is the night of the deerslayer's birth
This is the night of the dear Savior's birth
All is calm, all is well
Soon you'll hear Chris crinkling the jingle bells.
All is calm, all is well
Soon you'll hear Kris Kringle and the jingle bells
Above thy deep end, dreamlessly
The silent stars go by.
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The silent stars go by.
Oh little Johnny Bethlehem
O little town of Bethlehem
O little town of Beckley-hem
O little town of Bethlehem
Oh Taliban, oh Taliban
O tannenbaum, o tannenbaum
Oh atom bomb, Oh atom bomb
O tannenbaum, O tannenbaum
Oh time bomb, oh time bomb
or
Oh cannon bomb, oh cannon bomb
or
Oh cannon bomb, oh cannon bomb
O tannenbaum, O tannenbaum
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