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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Jibun Kakumei -2003-" by Miyavi
Misheard Lyrics:
Scene's gleaming tan n' go.
Original Lyrics:
Season's greetings, Amigo.
"Jingle Bells" by Barenaked Ladies
Misheard Lyrics:
And, crap, you'll take the lead.
Original Lyrics:
And 'Crack!' You'll take the lead.
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells are 'bout to ring
Making spirits cry.
Making spirits cry.
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bobtails ring
Making spirits bright.
Making spirits bright.
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells on bobsleds ring.
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bob-tails ring.
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells on something ring
Making spirits rise
What fun it is to fly and sing a sleighing snow sleigh ride.
Making spirits rise
What fun it is to fly and sing a sleighing snow sleigh ride.
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow with one whore, soap, and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow,
in a one-horse soap-and-sleigh
in a one-horse soap-and-sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow,
in a one-horse open sleigh
in a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow, with a one-hor, soapen sleigh.
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh.
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
when one horse opens his leg
when one horse opens his leg
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the
in a one-horse open sleigh
in a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
And one-horse opens leg.
And one-horse opens leg.
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh.
In a one-horse open sleigh.
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
In a one whore's open sleigh.
In a one whore's open sleigh.
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh.
In a one-horse open sleigh.
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing trough the snow
With one horse upon a sleigh.
With one horse upon a sleigh.
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh.
In a one-horse open sleigh.
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Dishing through the snow
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
In a one whore soap and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Kingle bell, kingle bell
Kingle all the way.
Kingle all the way.
Original Lyrics:
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way.
Jingle all the way.
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh much fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to ride
With one horse, soap and hay.
With one horse, soap and hay.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
In a one-horse open sleigh.
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun it is to run in a white house open, hey!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
In a one door open sleigh
or
One horse slopin' sleigh
or
One horse slopin' sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
One horse soap and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
One-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
One horse, soap, and play
Original Lyrics:
One-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells" by Rosemary Clooney
Misheard Lyrics:
We got into a drifted bank
And wee-wee got upset.
And wee-wee got upset.
Original Lyrics:
We got into a drifted bank
And whee, we got upset.
And whee, we got upset.
"Jingle Bells" by Barenaked Ladies
Misheard Lyrics:
With saiyans by my side
or
With Satan by my side
or
With Saina by my side
or
With Satan by my side
or
With Saina by my side
Original Lyrics:
Was seated by my side
"Jolly Old Saint Nicholas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the chimney, bored and slack
With your pack, you creep!
With your pack, you creep!
Original Lyrics:
Down the chimney, broad and black
With your pack you'll creep.
With your pack you'll creep.
"Joy To The World" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
And wonders, and one deserves His love.
Original Lyrics:
And wonders, and wonders of His love.
"Joy To The World" by Natalie Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
He rules the world (yes, he does!) with truth and crazy lace
The nations truly lay.
The nations truly lay.
Original Lyrics:
He rules the world (yes, he does!) with truth and grace
And makes the nations prove, uh, yea!
And makes the nations prove, uh, yea!
"Joy To The World" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
He rules the world with truth and grace
And makes the nations prudes.
And makes the nations prudes.
Original Lyrics:
He rules the world with truth and grace
And makes the nations prove.
And makes the nations prove.
"Joy To The World" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Joy to the world, the Lord has gone.
Original Lyrics:
Joy to the world, the Lord has come.
"Joy To The World" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Let every heart prepare a broom and having a manger scene..
Original Lyrics:
Let every heart prepare him room and heaven and nature sing..
"Joy To The World" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Let every heart prepare him room
And have Nan Nature sing.
And have Nan Nature sing.
Original Lyrics:
Let every heart prepare him room
And Heav'n and nature sing.
And Heav'n and nature sing.
"Joy To The World" by London Symphony Chorus, Backing Charlotte Church
Misheard Lyrics:
No more let sin and sorrow grow
Nor thoughts infest the ground.
Nor thoughts infest the ground.
Original Lyrics:
No more let sin and sorrow grow
Nor thorns infest the ground.
Nor thorns infest the ground.
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