Misheard Lyrics -> Christmas -> P
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Pardon Me" by Incubus
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burp
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burn
"Paseo En Trineo ('Sleigh Ride' In Spanish)" by Angelica Vale
Misheard Lyrics:
It's better than the passion fit for kings!
Original Lyrics:
Espero con afán siempre por ti.
"Please Christmas Don't Be Late" by Grasshoppers
Misheard Lyrics:
Pervy Christmas, pervy eight
or
Pervy Christmas, pervy fads
or
Pervy Christmas, pervy fads
Original Lyrics:
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast.
"Pledge Of Allegiance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I pledge a lesson to a frog
Of the United States Of America
Into the wee-puppet for witche's hands
One Asian
undergod
In the vestuble
With little tea
And just rice for all.
Of the United States Of America
Into the wee-puppet for witche's hands
One Asian
undergod
In the vestuble
With little tea
And just rice for all.
Original Lyrics:
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States Of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation
Under God
Indivisible
With liberty
And justice for all.
Of the United States Of America
And to the Republic for which it stands
One nation
Under God
Indivisible
With liberty
And justice for all.
"Pledge of Allegience" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I led the pigeons to the flag
Original Lyrics:
I pledge allegience to the flag
"Pledge of Alliegance" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
And to the Republic for witch's stands.
or
And to the Republic for Richard Stands.
or
And to the Republic for Richard Stands.
Original Lyrics:
And to the Republic for which it stands.
"Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste
Savor Me!
Sweet to taste
Savor Me!
Original Lyrics:
You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste
Saccharine
Sweet to taste
Saccharine
"The Prayer" by Vikki Carr
Misheard Lyrics:
I pray you'll be all rice
And watch us where we go.
or
I pray you'll be alright
And watch us where we go.
And watch us where we go.
or
I pray you'll be alright
And watch us where we go.
Original Lyrics:
I pray you'll be our eyes
And watch us where we go.
And watch us where we go.
"The Prayer" by Vikki Carr
Misheard Lyrics:
We ask that life be kind
And watch us from a bug.
or
We ask that life be kind
And watch us from a bull.
And watch us from a bug.
or
We ask that life be kind
And watch us from a bull.
Original Lyrics:
We ask that life be kind
And watch us from above.
And watch us from above.
"Pretty Paper" by Roy Orbison
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty pretzels, too right, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Pretty pencils, to write, 'I love you'.
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