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Misheard Lyrics -> Christmas -> G
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"God Bless America" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with the light from a bug.
Through the night with the light from a bug.
Original Lyrics:
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with the light from above.
Through the night with the light from above.
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
O Tide cleans like Comet and Joy
Comet and Joy
O Tide cleans like Comet and Joy.
Comet and Joy
O Tide cleans like Comet and Joy.
Original Lyrics:
O tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy.
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy.
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The witch, his mother Mary
Original Lyrics:
To which his mother Mary
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
To save us all from Satan's Tower.
Original Lyrics:
To save us all from Satan's power.
"God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember Christ our Savior was born on Pommice Day.
Original Lyrics:
Remember Christ our Savior was born upon this day.
"God Rest You Merry Gentlemen" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
God rescue merry gentlemen.
Original Lyrics:
God rest you merry gentlemen.
"Good King Wencenslaus" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wence's car backed out on a piece of Stephen.
Original Lyrics:
Gook King Wencenslaus looked out on the Feast of Stephen.
"Good King Wenceslas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wence's lass looked out
On the feet of Stephen.
On the feet of Stephen.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the Feast of Stephen.
On the Feast of Stephen.
"Good King Wenceslas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wencelas last looked out
On the Feast of Stephen.
On the Feast of Stephen.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the Feast of Stephen.
On the Feast of Stephen.
"Good King Wenceslas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wences Glass looked down
Now we're Even Steven.
Now we're Even Steven.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen.
On the feast of Stephen.
"Good King Wenceslas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wences car backed out,
on a piece of Stephen
on a piece of Stephen
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out,
on the Feast of Stephen
on the Feast of Stephen
"Good King Wenceslas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wences did loss out.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out.
"Good King Wenceslas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wences last looked out
On the Feast of Stephen.
On the Feast of Stephen.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the Feast of Stephen.
On the Feast of Stephen.
"Good King Wenceslas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas lost no doubt.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas looked out.
"Good King Wenceslas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The good king went to sloth.
Original Lyrics:
Good King Wenceslas
"Good King Wenceslas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the dough lay round about
Deep-pan, crisp and even.
Deep-pan, crisp and even.
Original Lyrics:
When the snow lay round about
Deep and crisp and even.
Deep and crisp and even.
"Go Tell It On The Mountain" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in a lonely manger
The humbug Christ was born.
The humbug Christ was born.
Original Lyrics:
Down in a lowly manger
The humble Christ was born.
The humble Christ was born.
"Go Tell It On The Mountain" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Go tally on the mountain
Original Lyrics:
Go tell it on the mountain
"Go Tell It On The Mountain" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
No telling on the mountain.
Original Lyrics:
Go tell it on the mountain.
"Go Where I Send Thee" by The Kingston Trio
Misheard Lyrics:
Five for the gusto preachers
Original Lyrics:
Five for the gospel preachers
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