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"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't smell my farts,
My egg and bacon farts,
I just don't think you'll understand
My egg and bacon farts,
I just don't think you'll understand
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
My Achy breaky heart,
I just dont think he'll understand..
My Achy breaky heart,
I just dont think he'll understand..
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand.
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand.
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
My cell phone 'ready knows I'm not O.K.
Original Lyrics:
Myself already knows I'm not O.K.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell my arse to go back onto the phone
Original Lyrics:
You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell your dog about my leg.
Original Lyrics:
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
"Act Naturally" by Buck Owens
Misheard Lyrics:
Begging down a pony's bended knee.
Original Lyrics:
Begging down upon his bended knee.
"Addicted To A Dollar" by Doug Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me more pennies
Than I got chicks.
Than I got chicks.
Original Lyrics:
Got me more payments
Than I got checks.
Than I got checks.
"Addicted to A Dollar" by Doug Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a big d**k to your daughter,
but I ain't got a dime
but I ain't got a dime
Original Lyrics:
I'm addicted to a dollar,
but I ain't got a dime
but I ain't got a dime
"Advance Australia Fair" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat sausages
For we are young and free.
For we are young and free.
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Our home is KFC.
Original Lyrics:
Our home is girt by sea.
"Aerials" by System Of A Down
Misheard Lyrics:
When you lose your mind, a turtle dies.
Original Lyrics:
When you lose small mind, eternal prize.
"Agadoo" by Black Lace
Misheard Lyrics:
I can do, do, do
Put an apple in my shoe
Put an apple in my shoe
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo, do , do
Push pineapple, shake a tree
Push pineapple, shake a tree
"Against The Grain" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
They'd like to f*** their sister.
Original Lyrics:
They'd like to buck the system.
"Ain't Going Down Till The Sun Comes Up" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't going down till the soup comes up
Original Lyrics:
Ain't going down till the sun comes up
"Ain't Going Down 'Til The Sun Comes Up" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til she hears a screaming slamming.
Original Lyrics:
'Til she hears the screen door slamming.
"Ain't Going Down ('Til The Sun Comes Up)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Five o'clock, it's Mr. Strait.
Original Lyrics:
Five o'clock, that rooster's crowing.
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is a lie.
Original Lyrics:
My love is alive.
"Ain't No Quitter" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
He's afflicted, a d***head.
Original Lyrics:
He's afflicted, addicted.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" by Van Halen
Misheard Lyrics:
Chunky butt love
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talking 'bout love.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" by Van Halen
Misheard Lyrics:
Take Donkey Kong home
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't That Lonely Yet" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Walter was a spider in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Now once there was this spider in my bed.
"Ain't That Lonely Yet" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Walter was a spider in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Now once there was this spider in my bed.
"Alchohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
I am innocent and I am poison.
Original Lyrics:
I'm medicine and I am poison.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
College, now that's what it's called.
Original Lyrics:
College, now that was a ball.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
I helped Hemingway write like a d***.
Original Lyrics:
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
Pittsburgh porno friends
or
Lynchburg, Port-au-Prince
or
Lynchburg, Port-au-Prince
Original Lyrics:
Lynchberg an' Bordeaux, France
[Ed.'s note: Different lyrics web pages have included the following real lyrics: 'Lynchberg, Port-au-Prince', 'Lynchberg, Bordeaux, France', and 'Lynchberg an' Bordeaux, France'. Since I do not listen to country music, and thus haven't heard this song, I will leave that to the interpretation (and ears) of the listener.]
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Pittsburgh, and Port of France.
Pittsburgh, and Port of France.
Original Lyrics:
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
Since the day i left Milwaukee Linchford, bored of friends
Original Lyrics:
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
"All For You" by Janet Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm gonna have to fry tonight
Original Lyrics:
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
"All For You" by Janet Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
All my girls on the potty
Like a fat farty
Shakin' dat thang like ya' never did see.
Like a fat farty
Shakin' dat thang like ya' never did see.
Original Lyrics:
All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thang like ya' never did see.
Look at that body
Shakin' that thang like ya' never did see.
"All For You" by Janet Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice backya-ard,
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright,
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
"All I Want Is A Life" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of the drums, I want a piece of the thigh.
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of the crumbs, I want a piece of the pie.
"All I Want" by Toad The Wet Sprocket
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing's so cold
As closing hard when all we need
Is a friendly whistle
But we wouldn't eat that rib(bon), I know.
As closing hard when all we need
Is a friendly whistle
But we wouldn't eat that rib(bon), I know.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's so cold
As closing the heart when all we need
Is to free the soul
But we wouldn't be that brave, I know.
As closing the heart when all we need
Is to free the soul
But we wouldn't be that brave, I know.
"All Jacked Up" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess I had it comin'
I deserve to puke.
I deserve to puke.
Original Lyrics:
Guess I had it comin'
I deserved it, too.
I deserved it, too.
"All My Ex's Live In Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All my ex's are infectious.
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas.
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All my asses live in Texas
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All my exits live in Texas
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All my sex is left in Texas.
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas.
"All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight" by Hank Williams, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
This is rockin' grand ole Hank.
Original Lyrics:
This is rockin' Randall Hank.
"All Star" by Smash Mouth
Misheard Lyrics:
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger up her bum
And the shape of an elf on her forehead.
And the shape of an elf on her forehead.
Original Lyrics:
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
And the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
And the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
"All Star" by Smash Mouth
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
I ate the shopper's tool and dishes.
I ate the shopper's tool and dishes.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
"All Star" by Smash Mouth
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the meteor manbags a-differ.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the meteor men beg to differ.
"All the Gold in California" by The Gatlin Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
It don't matter at all what you're playing it for...
Original Lyrics:
It don't matter at all what you've played before...
"Almost Home" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
He thinks I was flashing Fiberall.
Original Lyrics:
The bank sign was flashing 5 below.
(As in 5 degrees below zero.)
"Almost Home" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
I was close enough for my own nose
To smell fresh copper on the stove.
To smell fresh copper on the stove.
Original Lyrics:
I was close enough for my own nose
To smell fresh cobbler on the stove.
To smell fresh cobbler on the stove.
"Almost Home" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
I was running from somebody mean.
Original Lyrics:
I was running from some honey bees.
"Alone But Not Lonely" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyday on the street, I study their feces.
Original Lyrics:
Everyday on the street, I study their faces.
"Already There" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the whisker on your chin
Original Lyrics:
I'm the whisper in the wind
"Always On My Mind" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have centered on.
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Always On My Mind" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have stepped on.
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Alyssa Lies" by Jason Michael Carroll
Misheard Lyrics:
Melissa lied.
Original Lyrics:
Alyssa lies.
"Amarillo By Morning" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Armadillos in mourning
Out by San Antone.
Out by San Antone.
Original Lyrics:
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone.
Up from San Antone.
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Every little thing that you do
I'm so in love with you
Your chest keeps getting bigger
I wanna spend the rest of my life
Staring at your thighs, forever and ever.
I'm so in love with you
Your chest keeps getting bigger
I wanna spend the rest of my life
Staring at your thighs, forever and ever.
Original Lyrics:
Every little thing that you do
I'm so in love with you
it just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side, forever and ever.
I'm so in love with you
it just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side, forever and ever.
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna give a face for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna be amazed by you.
"Amazed" by LoneStar
Misheard Lyrics:
It just keeps getting better.
Original Lyrics:
The best keeps getting better.
"Amazed" by LoneStar
Misheard Lyrics:
That you replace in my heart
or
That cheery place in my heart
or
That cherry place in my heart
or
That cherry place in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Touched every place in my heart
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of your skin,
The taste of your kids
The taste of your kids
Original Lyrics:
The smell of your skin,
The taste of your kiss
The taste of your kiss
"American Child" by Phil Vassar
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat-up old butt rag
Original Lyrics:
Beat-up old upright
"American Child" by Phil Vassar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an American guy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an American child.
"Am I the Only One (Who's Ever Felt this Way)" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I was mothered by this emptyness
Lord I washed my maiden stone
Lord I washed my maiden stone
Original Lyrics:
I'm smothered by this emptyness
Lord I wish I was made of stone
Lord I wish I was made of stone
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
About 45 minutes southeast of Tippy Toe, Louisiana.
Original Lyrics:
About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Louisiana.
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Alligator babe in the Louisiana bayou.
Original Lyrics:
Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou.
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Named him after a man of the Klan.
Original Lyrics:
Named him after a man of the cloth.
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, Amos Moses was a caveman.
Original Lyrics:
Now, Amos Moses was a Cajun.
"And It Feels Like" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it feels like...ooh, very good.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it feels like you're letting go.
"Angel In Disguise" by Earl Thomas Conley
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa - Angel in The Skies
You're just an angel in the skies.
You're just an angel in the skies.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa - Angel in Disguise
You're just an angel in disguise.
You're just an angel in disguise.
"Angel In Your Arms" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
So I try to wait 'til she got ornery.
Original Lyrics:
So I drived away as she got over.
"Angels Among Us" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe there are angels with fungus.
Original Lyrics:
I believe there are angels among us.
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Another one buster duster
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.
"Any Day Now" by Ronnie Milsap
Misheard Lyrics:
Any day now, when the clock strikes gold
Original Lyrics:
Any day now, when the clock strikes 'Go'
"Any Day Now" by Ronnie Milsap
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I shouldn't want to kick you
If you don't want to stay.
If you don't want to stay.
Original Lyrics:
I know I shouldn't want to keep you
If you don't want to stay.
If you don't want to stay.
"Any Man Of Mine" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til you pee in your pound cake.
Original Lyrics:
'Til your feet and your back ache.
"Any Man Of Mine" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet get a back-ache.
'Til your feet get a back-ache.
Original Lyrics:
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet and your back ache.
'Til your feet and your back ache.
"Any Man Of Mine" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Any man of mine, better hook the line!
He'd better show me a squeezing, teasing, pleasing kind of time
He'd better show me a squeezing, teasing, pleasing kind of time
Original Lyrics:
Any man of mine, better walk the line,
He'd better show me a sqeezing, teasing pleasing, kind of time
He'd better show me a sqeezing, teasing pleasing, kind of time
"Ashes By Now" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull up your pants.
Original Lyrics:
Full of your past.
"As If" by Sara Evans
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking all around in the Pizza Shack
Original Lyrics:
Walking all around in the big sunshine
Kewlio adds: "Pizza Shack is a pizzeria franchise from New Brunswick, Canada."
"Austin" by Blake Shelton
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're calling 'bout the car I stole it
Original Lyrics:
If you're calling 'bout the car I sold it
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