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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard country lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget to choke her
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget the Joker
"Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead
Misheard Lyrics:
From seven to eleven, Satan's watching you.
Original Lyrics:
Seven to eleven, snake eyes watching you.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you drive my car
Original Lyrics:
And if you tell my heart
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you play my part
or
And if you play by heart
or
And if you play by heart
Original Lyrics:
And if you tell my heart
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you play my part
Original Lyrics:
And if you break my heart
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you take my car
Original Lyrics:
And if you tell my heart
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I mightn't grow up and kill my Mam.
I mightn't grow up and kill my Mam.
Original Lyrics:
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man.
He might blow up and kill this man.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't break my heart
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't drive my car
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't smell my farts,
My egg and bacon farts,
I just don't think you'll understand
My egg and bacon farts,
I just don't think you'll understand
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
My Achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'll understand..
My Achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'll understand..
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't take my car
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand.
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand.
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand.
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t kill my heart
Original Lyrics:
Don’t tell my heart
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
My cell phone 'ready knows I'm not O.K.
Original Lyrics:
Myself already knows I'm not O.K.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
Myself already knows I'm not a cake
Original Lyrics:
Myself already knows I'm not O.K.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take the dog to Bachman Lake
Original Lyrics:
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell my arms, "Go back to the farm,"
Original Lyrics:
You can tell my arms, go back onto the phone.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell my arse to go back onto the phone
Original Lyrics:
You can tell my arms, go back onto the phone.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell your doctor 'bout my leg.
Original Lyrics:
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell your dog about Moline
Original Lyrics:
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
(Moline is one of the quad cities in east Iowa/west Illinois)
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell your dog about my leg.
Original Lyrics:
You can tell your dog to bite my leg.
"Act Naturally" by Buck Owens
Misheard Lyrics:
Begging down a pony's bended knee.
Original Lyrics:
Begging down upon his bended knee.
"Act Naturally" by Buck Owens
Misheard Lyrics:
They're gonna put me in the movies,
They're gonna make a Pixar out of me.
They're gonna make a Pixar out of me.
Original Lyrics:
They're gonna put me in the movies,
They're gonna make a big star out of me.
They're gonna make a big star out of me.
"Addicted To A Dollar" by Doug Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me more penis Than I've got checks.
Original Lyrics:
Got me more payments Than I got checks.
"Addicted To A Dollar" by Doug Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me more pennies
Than I got chicks.
Than I got chicks.
Original Lyrics:
Got me more payments
Than I got checks.
Than I got checks.
"Addicted to A Dollar" by Doug Stone
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a big d**k to your daughter,
but I ain't got a dime
but I ain't got a dime
Original Lyrics:
I'm addicted to a dollar,
but I ain't got a dime
but I ain't got a dime
"Advance Australia Fair" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Australians all eat sausages
For we are young and free.
For we are young and free.
Original Lyrics:
Australian's all let us rejoice
For we are young and free.
For we are young and free.
"Advance Australia Fair" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
For breakfast lunch & tea,
Original Lyrics:
Our home is girt by sea.
"Advance Australia Fair" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Our home is KFC.
Original Lyrics:
Our home is girt by sea.
"Aerials" by System Of A Down
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a water fall
We s@#! in our britches
Then we smear it all over our balls
We s@#! in our britches
Then we smear it all over our balls
Original Lyrics:
Life is a waterfall
We're one in the river
And we're one again after the fall
We're one in the river
And we're one again after the fall
"Aerials" by System Of A Down
Misheard Lyrics:
When you lose your mind, a turtle dies.
Original Lyrics:
When you lose small mind, eternal prize.
"Africa" by Toto
Misheard Lyrics:
I lost my brains down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
"Africa" by Toto
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure as killin' the jerro rises across the desert of the serengeti.
Original Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
"Agadoo" by Black Lace
Misheard Lyrics:
I can do, do, do
Put an apple in my shoe
Put an apple in my shoe
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo, do , do
Push pineapple, shake a tree
Push pineapple, shake a tree
"Against The Grain" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
They'd like to f*** their sister.
Original Lyrics:
They'd like to buck the system.
"Against the Grain" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I've been accused
Of makin' my own booze
Of makin' my own booze
Original Lyrics:
Well, I've been accused
Of makin' my own rules
Of makin' my own rules
"Ain't Going Down 'Til The Sun Comes Up" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til she hears a screaming slamming.
Original Lyrics:
'Til she hears the screen door slamming.
"Ain't Going Down 'Til The Sun Comes Up" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Til she hears the gears slamming.
Original Lyrics:
'Til she hears the screen door slamming.
"Ain't Going Down ('Til The Sun Comes Up)" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Five o'clock, it's Mr. Strait.
Original Lyrics:
Five o'clock, that rooster's crowing.
"Ain't Going Down Til The Sun Comes Up" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't going down till the soup comes up
Original Lyrics:
Ain't going down till the sun comes up
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
Misheard Lyrics:
My love is a lie.
Original Lyrics:
My love is alive.
"Ain't No Woman (Like The One I've Got)" by Four Tops
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no woman like the one-eyed Goth.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no woman like the one I got.
"Ain't No Woman (Like The One I've Got)" by Four Tops
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no woman like the one-eyed love.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no woman like the one I got.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" by Van Halen
Misheard Lyrics:
Chunky butt love
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talking 'bout love.
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" by Van Halen
Misheard Lyrics:
Take Donkey Kong home
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' 'bout love
"Ain't That Lonely Yet" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Walter was a spider in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Now once there was this spider in my bed.
"Ain't That Lonely Yet" by Dwight Yoakam
Misheard Lyrics:
Walter was a spider in my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Now once there was this spider in my bed.
"The Air That I Breathe" by The Hollies
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sleep, silent angel, don't you sleep.
Original Lyrics:
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep.
"Albert Flasher" by Guess Who
Misheard Lyrics:
And Michael was a movie maker.
Original Lyrics:
And Michael was a moonbeam maker.
"Albert Flasher" by Guess Who
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a workshop owner in the college for the people.
Original Lyrics:
I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people.
"Albert Flasher" by Guess Who
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby was a work shy bonehead
Original Lyrics:
My baby was a work shop owner.
"Alchohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
I am innocent and I am poison.
Original Lyrics:
I'm medicine and I am poison.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
And since the day I left Milwaukee, Pittsburgh and Bordeaux, France
Original Lyrics:
And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
College, now that's what it's called.
Original Lyrics:
College, now that was a ball.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
I helped Hemingway write like a d***.
Original Lyrics:
I helped Hemingway write like he did.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
Pittsburgh porno friends
or
Lynchburg, Port-au-Prince
or
Lynchburg, Port-au-Prince
Original Lyrics:
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Linchford, bored of friends.
Linchford, bored of friends.
Original Lyrics:
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
Misheard Lyrics:
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Pittsburgh, and Port of France.
Pittsburgh, and Port of France.
Original Lyrics:
Since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France.
"All By Myself" by Eric Carmen
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bomb myself
Don't wanna live, I'll bomb myself.
Don't wanna live, I'll bomb myself.
Original Lyrics:
All by myself
Don't wanna live all by myself.
Don't wanna live all by myself.
"All For You" by Janet Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
All my girls on the potty
Like a fat farty
Shakin' dat thang like ya' never did see.
Like a fat farty
Shakin' dat thang like ya' never did see.
Original Lyrics:
All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thang like ya' never did see.
Look at that body
Shakin' that thang like ya' never did see.
"All For You" by Janet Jackson
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice backya-ard,
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright,
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
"All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up on a cinnamon 'a' cup full of fun.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow
Misheard Lyrics:
Until this song comes up
On the 7-8-9-10-11-12
On the 7-8-9-10-11-12
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Blvd.
Over Santa Monica Blvd.
"All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sun comes up
On the sentimental cup full of lard.
On the sentimental cup full of lard.
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"All I Want Is A Life" by Tim McGraw
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of the drums, I want a piece of the thigh.
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of the crumbs, I want a piece of the pie.
"All Jacked Up" by Gretchen Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess I had it comin'
I deserve to puke.
I deserve to puke.
Original Lyrics:
Guess I had it comin'
I deserved it, too.
I deserved it, too.
"All My Ex's Live In Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All my ex's are infectious.
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas.
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All my asses live in Texas
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All my exits live in Texas
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
All my sex is left in Texas.
Original Lyrics:
All my ex's live in Texas.
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's why I hang my head in Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee
"All My Ex's Live in Texas" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Roseanne's down in Texarkana
Original Lyrics:
Rosanna's down in Texarkana
"All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight" by Hank Williams, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
This is rockin' grand ole Hank.
Original Lyrics:
This is rockin' Randall Hank.
"All of This and More" by Crystal Gayle and Gary Morris
Misheard Lyrics:
The secrets can be spared
Original Lyrics:
The secrets can be shared
"All Over the Road" by Easton Corbin
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna get no ticket
Don't wanna cause no wreck
It's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my dick
Don't wanna cause no wreck
It's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my dick
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna get no ticket
Don't wanna cause no wreck
It's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my neck
Don't wanna cause no wreck
It's hard to concentrate with her pretty little lips on my neck
"All Star" by Smash Mouth
Misheard Lyrics:
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger up her bum
And the shape of an elf on her forehead.
And the shape of an elf on her forehead.
Original Lyrics:
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb
And the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
And the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.
"All Star" by Smash Mouth
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the media men beg to differ
Original Lyrics:
Well, the meteor men beg to differ.
"All Star" by Smash Mouth
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the meteor manbags a-differ.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the meteor men beg to differ.
"All the Fire Is Gone" by Gail Davies
Misheard Lyrics:
The rain was a blessing
But it seemed hot at the time
or
But it seemed odd at the time
But it seemed hot at the time
or
But it seemed odd at the time
Original Lyrics:
The rain was a blessing
But it seemed not at the time
But it seemed not at the time
"All the Gold in California" by The Gatlin Brothers
Misheard Lyrics:
It don't matter at all what you're playing it for...
Original Lyrics:
It don't matter at all what you've played before...
"All the Small Things" by Blink 182
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never go on, a little bit nill.
Original Lyrics:
The night will go on, my little windmill.
"Almost Home" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
He thinks I was flashing Fiberall.
Original Lyrics:
The bank sign was flashing 5 below.
(As in 5 degrees below zero.)
"Almost Home" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
I was close enough for my own nose
To smell fresh copper on the stove.
To smell fresh copper on the stove.
Original Lyrics:
I was close enough for my own nose
To smell fresh cobbler on the stove.
To smell fresh cobbler on the stove.
"Almost Home" by Craig Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
I was running from somebody mean.
Original Lyrics:
I was running from some honey bees.
"Aloha Oe (Farewell to Thee)" by Marty Robbins
Misheard Lyrics:
Farewell to thee
Farewell to thee
Oh Charlie Brown
Farewell to thee
Oh Charlie Brown
Original Lyrics:
Farewell to thee
Farewell to thee
Oh charming one
Farewell to thee
Oh charming one
"Alone Again (Naturally)" by Gilbert O'Sullivan
Misheard Lyrics:
Alone again, Natalie
Original Lyrics:
Alone again, naturally
"Alone Again (Naturally)" by Gilbert O'Sullivan
Misheard Lyrics:
At a church where people are staying
Original Lyrics:
At a church were people saying...
"Alone Again (Naturally)" by Gilbert O'Sullivan
Misheard Lyrics:
I promise myself to treat myself and visit a nearby town.
Original Lyrics:
I promise myself to treat myself and visit a nearby tower.
"Alone But Not Lonely" by Mary Chapin Carpenter
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyday on the street, I study their feces.
Original Lyrics:
Everyday on the street, I study their faces.
"Alone with You" by Jake Owen
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are you the one-eyed woman?
Original Lyrics:
Why are you the one I want?
"Alone with You" by Jake Owen
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are you the one-eyed woman?
Original Lyrics:
Why are you the one I want?
"Always On My Mind" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have centered on.
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Always On My Mind" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have stepped on.
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Always on My Mind" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have said it Don.
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Always on My Mind" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have said undone
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"Always on My Mind" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
You were always on my right
Original Lyrics:
You were always on my mind
"Always" by Bon Jovi
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, there ain't no love in these loaded thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Well, there ain't no luck in these loaded dice.
"Amanda" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda divided my life
They should have made her a gentleman's wife.
or
Amanda, the night in my life
They should have made you a gentleman's wife.
They should have made her a gentleman's wife.
or
Amanda, the night in my life
They should have made you a gentleman's wife.
Original Lyrics:
Amanda, light of my life
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
"Amanda" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda, light of my life
They should have made you a gentle Mogwai.
They should have made you a gentle Mogwai.
Original Lyrics:
Amanda, light of my life
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
"Amanda" by Don Williams
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda, you light up my life
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
Original Lyrics:
Amanda, light of my life
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
Fate should have made you a gentleman's wife.
"Amarillo By Morning" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
Armadillos in mourning
Out by San Antone.
Out by San Antone.
Original Lyrics:
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone.
Up from San Antone.
"Amarillo by Morning" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a rebel by morning
Original Lyrics:
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone.
Up from San Antone.
"Amarillo by Morning" by George Strait
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll be f***in' at the county fair
Original Lyrics:
I’ll be buckin' at the county fair
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Every little thing that you do
I'm so in love with you
Your chest keeps getting bigger
I wanna spend the rest of my life
Staring at your thighs, forever and ever.
I'm so in love with you
Your chest keeps getting bigger
I wanna spend the rest of my life
Staring at your thighs, forever and ever.
Original Lyrics:
Every little thing that you do
I'm so in love with you
it just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side, forever and ever.
I'm so in love with you
it just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side, forever and ever.
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna spend the whole night in your ass
Original Lyrics:
I wanna spend the whole night in your eyes
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna give a face for you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna be amazed by you.
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still in love with you
Original Lyrics:
I'm so in love with you
"Amazed" by LoneStar
Misheard Lyrics:
It just keeps getting better.
Original Lyrics:
The best keeps getting better.
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm amazed by you
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm amazed by you
"Amazed" by LoneStar
Misheard Lyrics:
That cherry place in my heart
or
That cheery place in my heart
or
That cheery place in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Touched every place in my heart
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
That you replace in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Touched every place in my heart
"Amazed" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of your skin,
The taste of your kids
The taste of your kids
Original Lyrics:
The smell of your skin,
The taste of your kiss
The taste of your kiss
"American Child" by Phil Vassar
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat-up old butt rag
Original Lyrics:
Beat-up old upright
"American Child" by Phil Vassar
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an American guy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an American child.
"American Honey" by Lady Antebellum
Misheard Lyrics:
She threw up on a side of the road
Original Lyrics:
She grew up on a side of the road
"American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz
Misheard Lyrics:
A manly woman, stay away from me.
Original Lyrics:
American woman, stay away from me.
"Am I Right?" by Erasure
Misheard Lyrics:
Wandering through the back roads and the rain comes rushing down
D-rizzle, your love, for this man in his 20's.
D-rizzle, your love, for this man in his 20's.
Original Lyrics:
Wandering through the back roads and the rain comes rushing down
To resolve, your love, for this man in his 20's.
To resolve, your love, for this man in his 20's.
"Am I the Only One (Who's Ever Felt this Way)" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I was mothered by this emptyness
Lord I washed my maiden stone
Lord I washed my maiden stone
Original Lyrics:
I'm smothered by this emptyness
Lord I wish I was made of stone
Lord I wish I was made of stone
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
About 45 minutes southeast of Tippy Toe, Louisiana.
Original Lyrics:
About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Louisiana.
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Alligator babe in the Louisiana bayou.
Original Lyrics:
Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou.
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived a man called Dark Mill South and his pretty wife Hanna
Original Lyrics:
Lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife, Hanna
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived a man called Duck-Bill Sam, who's a pretty wise cracker
Original Lyrics:
Lived a man called Doc Milsap and his pretty wife, Hanna
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Named him after a man of the Klan.
Original Lyrics:
Named him after a man of the cloth.
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, Amos Moses was a caveman.
Original Lyrics:
Now, Amos Moses was a Cajun.
"Amos Moses" by Jerry Reed
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, Amos Moses was a-caging
Original Lyrics:
Now, Amos Moses was a Cajun.
"And It Feels Like" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it feels like...ooh, very good.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it feels like you're letting go.
"(And) Then He Kissed Me" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt so happy that I almost died
Original Lyrics:
I felt so happy that I almost cried
"Angel In Disguise" by Earl Thomas Conley
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa - Angel in The Skies
You're just an angel in the skies.
You're just an angel in the skies.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa - Angel in Disguise
You're just an angel in disguise.
You're just an angel in disguise.
"Angel In Your Arms" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
So I try to wait 'til she got ornery.
Original Lyrics:
So I drived away as she got over.
"Angel Of The Morning" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you lead me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
"Angel Of The Morning" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you leave
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave
"Angel Of The Morning" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
Just scratch my back before you leave me, baby
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
"Angel of the Morning" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tie my feet before you leave
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave
"Angel of the Morning" by Juice Newton
Misheard Lyrics:
Just wash my feet before you leave me
Original Lyrics:
Just touch my cheek before you leave
"Angels Among Us" by Alabama
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe there are angels with fungus.
Original Lyrics:
I believe there are angels among us.
"Angel" by Sarah McLachlan
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a receipt for my pains
Original Lyrics:
Memories seep through my veins
"Angel" by Shaggy
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the type to make a solitary motion.
Original Lyrics:
Not the type to mess around with her emotion.
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by Pink Floyd
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! Peter
Leave them kids alone!
Leave them kids alone!
Original Lyrics:
Hey! Teacher
Leave those kids alone!
Leave those kids alone!
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by Pink Floyd
Misheard Lyrics:
No dog's a hazard in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by Pink Floyd
Misheard Lyrics:
No dogs or cats are in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarkasm in the classroom
"Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)" by Pink Floyd
Misheard Lyrics:
Our thoughts are handled in the classroom.
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
"Another Day In Paradise" by Brandy and Ray J
Misheard Lyrics:
Stars are whistle as he crosses the street
Original Lyrics:
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Another one bites my crotch.
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Another one bites the doctor
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust . . . (uhh)
Song was from 80, not 70.
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Another one drinks the cum
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
I never want to bite the doctor
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna bite the doctor.
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.
"Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, shout it!
or
Ooh, shut up!
or
Ooh, shut up!
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, show down!
"Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
Another one bites balloon
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.
"Another World" by Gackt
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't say another word.
Original Lyrics:
You can see another world.
Song is from 00s, not 90s.
"The Anthem" by Good Charlotte
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the anthem
Blow all your friends up.
Blow all your friends up.
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up.
Throw all your hands up.
"The Anthem" by Good Charlotte
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the end zone; throw all your hands up.
Original Lyrics:
This is the anthem, throw all your hands up.
"Any Day Now" by Ronnie Milsap
Misheard Lyrics:
Any day now, when the clock strikes gold
Original Lyrics:
Any day now, when the clock strikes 'Go'
"Any Day Now" by Ronnie Milsap
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I shouldn't want to kick you
If you don't want to stay.
If you don't want to stay.
Original Lyrics:
I know I shouldn't want to keep you
If you don't want to stay.
If you don't want to stay.
"Any Man Of Mine" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til you pee in your pound cake.
Original Lyrics:
'Til your feet and your back ache.
"Any Man Of Mine" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet get a back-ache.
'Til your feet get a back-ache.
Original Lyrics:
'Til your boots wanna break
'Til your feet and your back ache.
'Til your feet and your back ache.
"Any Man Of Mine" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
Any man of mine, better hook the line!
He'd better show me a squeezing, teasing, pleasing kind of time
He'd better show me a squeezing, teasing, pleasing kind of time
Original Lyrics:
Any man of mine, better walk the line,
He'd better show me a sqeezing, teasing pleasing, kind of time
He'd better show me a sqeezing, teasing pleasing, kind of time
"Any Man of Mine" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
And any man who knows
How the story goes
How the story goes
Original Lyrics:
I need a man who knows
How the story goes
How the story goes
"Any Man of Mine" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a big payday
Original Lyrics:
I had a bad hair day
"Any Man of Mine" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a man in mind
Original Lyrics:
Any man of mine
"Apologize" by Onerepublic
Misheard Lyrics:
It's too late to order pizza
Original Lyrics:
It's too late to apologize
"Apples to the Core" by Applejack, Apple Bloom & Pinkie Pie
Misheard Lyrics:
We're arseholes to the core
Original Lyrics:
We're apples to the core
"Arizona" by Mark Lindsay
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no one, chase off your Indian maids
Original Lyrics:
Arizona, cut off your Indian braids
"Ashes By Now" by Lee Ann Womack
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull up your pants.
Original Lyrics:
Full of your past.
"As If" by Sara Evans
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking all around in the Pizza Shack
Original Lyrics:
Walking all around in the big sunshine
For those who don't know: Pizza Shack is a pizzeria franchise from New Brunswick, Canada.
"As I Lay Me Down" by Sophie B. Hawkins
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to meet you, therefore, really breathing.
Original Lyrics:
I'll run to meet you barefoot, barely breathing.
"As I Lay Me Down" by Sophie B. Hawkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Mu agapo
Original Lyrics:
Ooh lah, kah, ko
The misheard line is Greek for "my love" which would make perfect sense to me! I just wish the various song lyric sites would have made an effort to find out what the chant was when the song was released.
"As I Lay Me Down" by Sophie B Hawkins
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull my taco...
Original Lyrics:
Ooh lah kah koh
"Asphalt and Concrete" by Bri Bagwell
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't plant a cactus and ask for a palm tree
Original Lyrics:
You can't plant a cactus in asphalt and concrete
"As Time Goes By" by Kenny Rogers
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman beats man, and man must have his mate
Original Lyrics:
Woman meets man, and man must have his mate
"At the End of the Day" by Kellie Coffey
Misheard Lyrics:
I will laugh myself as I look out the bay window
Original Lyrics:
I will ask myself as I look out the same window
"Austin" by Blake Shelton
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're calling 'bout the car I stole it
Original Lyrics:
If you're calling 'bout the car I sold it
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