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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Aguinaldo No. 1" by Eydie Gorme Y Los Panchos
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh beyond Australia, shall noon salsa roar, ya!
Original Lyrics:
Oh brillante estrella, que anuncia la Aurora.
"America (My Country 'Tis Of Thee)" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Land where the Pilgrams died.
Original Lyrics:
Land of the Pilgrims' pride.
"America The Beautiful" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful for spacial skies
For amber waves a grain
For purple mountain, magic trees
Above the fruitless plane
Original Lyrics:
Oh, beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountains majesties
Above the fruited plain
"Angels From The Realms Of Glory" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
God with mayonnaise now residing.
Original Lyrics:
God with man is now residing.
"Angels We Have Heard On High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria in eggshells these days, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, in Excelsis Deo.
"Angels We Have Heard On High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria, Inspect Chelsea's gay hole.
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, In excelsis deo
"Angels We Have Heard On High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria, Kleenex celcius sao
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, in excelsis deo.
"Angels We Have Heard On High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria, in egg shell cease day-o
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, in excelsis deo
"Angels We Have Heard On High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria...Estefan is gay, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Gloria...In excelsis Deo!
"Angels We Have Heard On High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Gloria
In Aunt Chelsea's stable.
Original Lyrics:
Gloria
In Excelsis Deo.
"Angels We Have Heard On High" by Point Of Grace
Misheard Lyrics:
In X Chelsea's day, oh
Original Lyrics:
In excelsis deo
"Angels We Have Heard On High" by Point Of Grace
Misheard Lyrics:
Inn at Chelsea's table
Original Lyrics:
In excelsis deo
"Annie Laurie" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Max Weldon sprays our Bonnie.
Original Lyrics:
Maxwellton's braes are bonnie.
"A-Soalin'" by Peter, Paul, and Mary
Misheard Lyrics:
Soul, a soul, a soul gig, please good missus a soul gig.
Original Lyrics:
Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soal cake.
"Auld Lang Syne" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all the Quintons beef or what
or
Should all the Quaintans be forgot
or
Should all the Quaintans be forgot
Original Lyrics:
Should old acquaintance be forgot
"Auld Lang Syne" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all acquaintance be for God
In the land of old man time?
or
Should all the Quakers be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should all the Quakers be forgot
And never brought to mine?
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
"Auld Lang Syne" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Should all acquaintance be for God,
And never bought two mines?
or
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
Original Lyrics:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
"Ave Maria" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
No beast pack a tory booze.
Original Lyrics:
Nobis pecatoribus
"Away In A Manger" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
No crisps in my bed
Original Lyrics:
No crib for a bed
"Away In A Manger" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are blowing the poor baby away
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing the poor baby wakes
"Away in a Manger" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are bowling..
or
The cattle are mowing...
or
The cattle are blowing...
or
The catalog owing
or
The catalog owing
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing..
"Away in a Manger" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are glowing,
The poor baby shakes.
But little Lord Jesus,
the crowd he does hate
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing,
The poor baby wakes.
But little Lord Jesus,
no crying he makes
"Away in a Manger" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The cattle are glowing
Original Lyrics:
The cattle are lowing
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