Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Other christmas songs available: [MISC] [A] [B] [C] [D] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [R] [S] [T] [U] [W]
Oh beyond Australia, shall noon salsa roar, ya!
Oh brillante estrella, que anuncia la Aurora.
Land where the Pilgrams died.
Land of the Pilgrims' pride.
Oh, beautiful for spacial skies
For amber waves a grain
For purple mountain, magic trees
Above the fruitless plane
Oh, beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountains majesties
Above the fruited plain
God with mayonnaise now residing.
God with man is now residing.
Gloria in eggshells these days, oh.
Gloria, in Excelsis Deo.
Gloria, Inspect Chelsea's gay hole.
Gloria, In excelsis deo
Gloria, Kleenex celcius sao
Gloria, in excelsis deo.
Gloria, in egg shell cease day-o
Gloria, in excelsis deo
Gloria...Estefan is gay, oh!
Gloria...In excelsis Deo!
Gloria
In Aunt Chelsea's stable.
Gloria
In Excelsis Deo.
In X Chelsea's day, oh
In excelsis deo
Inn at Chelsea's table
In excelsis deo
Max Weldon sprays our Bonnie.
Maxwellton's braes are bonnie.
Soul, a soul, a soul gig, please good missus a soul gig.
Soal, a soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soal cake.
Should all the Quintons beef or what
or
Should all the Quaintans be forgot
or
Should all the Quaintans be forgot
Should old acquaintance be forgot
Should all acquaintance be for God
In the land of old man time?
or
Should all the Quakers be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should all the Quakers be forgot
And never brought to mine?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
Should all acquaintance be for God,
And never bought two mines?
or
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
or
Should old acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mine?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
No beast pack a tory booze.
Nobis pecatoribus
No crisps in my bed
No crib for a bed
The cattle are blowing the poor baby away
The cattle are lowing the poor baby wakes
The cattle are bowling..
or
The cattle are mowing...
or
The cattle are blowing...
or
The catalog owing
or
The catalog owing
The cattle are lowing..
The cattle are glowing,
The poor baby shakes.
But little Lord Jesus,
the crowd he does hate
The cattle are lowing,
The poor baby wakes.
But little Lord Jesus,
no crying he makes
The cattle are glowing
The cattle are lowing
Other christmas songs available: [
MISC] [
A] [
B] [
C] [
D] [
F] [
G] [
H] [
I] [
J] [
L] [
M] [
N] [
O] [
P] [
R] [
S] [
T] [
U] [
W]