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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Puh-lease knock it off.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad
"Jingle Bells" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
One horse slopen sleigh
Original Lyrics:
One horse open sleigh
"Hallelujah Chorus" by Georg Friedrich Handel
Misheard Lyrics:
For the Lord God impotent reignenth
Original Lyrics:
For the Lord God omnipotent reignenth
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Good timings we bring, to you and your king.
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.
"Do They Know It's Christmas?" by Band Aid
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Whirl
Original Lyrics:
Feed the world.
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
She swore to menace Xavier
One has-been Worcester knight.
Original Lyrics:
She bore to men a savior
When half-spent was the night.
"I Heard Santa On The Radio" by Hilary Duff
Misheard Lyrics:
Nixon f***ed the music like a censor should.
Original Lyrics:
Mixin' up the music like a Santa should.
"Christmas Is Coming" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
If you haven't gotta hop any, then God bless you.
Original Lyrics:
If you haven't got a ha'penny
Then God bless you.
"O Holy Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the aged voices.
or
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the ancient voices.
Original Lyrics:
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the angels' voices.
"The Holly And The Ivy" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Of olive trees that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown.
Original Lyrics:
Of all the trees that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown.
"A La Nanita Nana" by Tish Hinojosa
Misheard Lyrics:
Me Jesús' tennis swing, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Mi Jesús tiene sueño
"Ave Maria" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
No beast pack a tory booze.
Original Lyrics:
Nobis pecatoribus
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa Claus is hunting you down.
Original Lyrics:
Santa Claus is coming to town.
Misheard Lyrics:
No more let sin and sorrow grow
Nor thoughts infest the ground.
Original Lyrics:
No more let sin and sorrow grow
Nor thorns infest the ground.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by London Symphony Chorus, Backing Charlotte Church
Misheard Lyrics:
While he lays his glory by
Harmless man, no more may die.
Original Lyrics:
Mild he lays his glory by
Born that man no more may die.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
He can't complete me.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"A New Year, A New Ring" by Paul And Paula
Misheard Lyrics:
But with hearts full of love, and hell from a bug
Our love will work out fine.
or
But with hearts full of love, and health from a bug
Our love will work out fine.
Original Lyrics:
But with hearts full of love, and help from above
Our love will work out fine.
"Silent Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Silent night, Holy night
All is corn, all is rice.
Original Lyrics:
Silent night, Holy night
All is calm, all is bright.
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we know our day apparel.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
"Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
Misheard Lyrics:
Police stole my car.
Original Lyrics:
Feliz Navidad

Other christmas songs available: [MISC] [A] [B] [C] [D] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [R] [S] [T] [U] [W]

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