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"National Anthem Of Canada" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Canada, our home and native land
True patriot love that all our sons demand
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
Our true Lord strong and free
From far and wide
Oh Canada, we stand on God for Thee.
True patriot love that all our sons demand
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
Our true Lord strong and free
From far and wide
Oh Canada, we stand on God for Thee.
Original Lyrics:
O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all Thy sons command
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide
O Canada, we stand on guard for Thee!
True patriot love in all Thy sons command
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide
O Canada, we stand on guard for Thee!
"Neon Moon" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
The whole world turns glue.
Original Lyrics:
The whole world turns blue.
"The Night Before Life Goes On" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow, she'll be rollin' down I -10, Baton Rouge
LSU, 18 years in Hurryville.
LSU, 18 years in Hurryville.
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow, she'll be rollin' down I -10, Baton Rouge
LSU'18 years in her rear-view.
LSU'18 years in her rear-view.
"The Night Hank Williams Came To Town" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry Truman was our president
A cocaine burger cost you thirty cents.
A cocaine burger cost you thirty cents.
Original Lyrics:
Harry Truman was our president
A coke an burger cost you thirty cents.
A coke an burger cost you thirty cents.
"Night Rider's Lament" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
He said last night 'I ran home to Jenni.'
Original Lyrics:
He said 'Last night I ran on to Jenni.'
"Night Rider's Lament" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
He said last night 'I ran over Jenni'
Original Lyrics:
He said last night 'I ran on to Jenni'
"Nineteen Something" by Mark Wills
Misheard Lyrics:
And a couple of Evel Knievel scars.
Original Lyrics:
And a couple of Evel Knievel stars.
"Nineteen Something" by Mark Wills
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad broke down and finally shaved the Moe sideburns off.
Original Lyrics:
Dad broke down and finally shaved them ol' sideburns off.
"Nobody's Girl" by Michelle Wright
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a snow bunny girl
Original Lyrics:
She's nobody's girl
"Nobody Wins" by Radney Foster
Misheard Lyrics:
When we light that same old fuse you did it again
Original Lyrics:
When we light that same old fuse again and again
"No News" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Write it on a postage stamp
Original Lyrics:
Write it on a Post-It pad
"No One Else On Earth" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though we gad about.
Original Lyrics:
Weaving a weak alibi.
"No One Else On Earth" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
No one could f*** me like...
Original Lyrics:
No one could love me like...
"No One Else On Earth" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
No one else will look.
Original Lyrics:
No one else on earth.
"No One Else on Earth" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though we can survive
Original Lyrics:
Weaving a weak alibi
"No One Needs To Know Right Now" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little bandit we call Leroy.
A little bandit we call Leroy.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy.
A little Benji we call Leroy.
"No One Needs To Know Right Now" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little family we don't even know
But no one needs to know right now.
A little family we don't even know
But no one needs to know right now.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now.
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now.
"No Place That Far" by Sara Evans
Misheard Lyrics:
Though I'm sure of God above
To turn me away from your love.
To turn me away from your love.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing short of God above
Could turn me away from your love.
Could turn me away from your love.
"Norma Jean O'Reily" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
No one in her eyes is gonna
Original Lyrics:
Norma Jean O'Reily's gonna
"Norma Jean Riley" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
Alligator eyes is going to marry me.
Original Lyrics:
Norma Jean Riley's going to marry me.
"North Dakota Boy" by Doc Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
Smokey bars and unpaid rent
Day job blues helped buy the rest.
Day job blues helped buy the rest.
Original Lyrics:
Smokey bars and unpaid rent
Day job blues held by a thread.
Day job blues held by a thread.
"No Scrubs" by TLC
Misheard Lyrics:
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's blinded
Also known as a busker
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broquettes
Also known as a busker
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broquettes
Original Lyrics:
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as a buster
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
Also known as a buster
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
"No Scrubs" by TLC
Misheard Lyrics:
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine
Also known as a bus stop.
Also known as a bus stop.
Original Lyrics:
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
Also known as a buster.
Also known as a buster.
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Take time simply floss if you got 'em.
Take time simply floss if you got 'em.
Original Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Take Tom some flip-flops if you got 'em.
Take Tom some flip-flops if you got 'em.
Original Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
"Not Counting You" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
When loving turns to farting
Original Lyrics:
When loving turns to parting
"Nothin' Better To Do" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no more Patty Duke.
Original Lyrics:
Got nothin' better to do.
"Nothin' Bout Love Makes Sense" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot a bird.
Original Lyrics:
Ice shouldn't burn.
"Nothin' But The Tailights" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Back here with my bum out in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
"Nothin' But The Tail Lights?" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Back here with my bum out in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
"Nothin' But The Tail Lights" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' with my bum out in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Standin' with my thumb out in the wind.
"Nothin' But The Tail Lights" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' with my gun out in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Standin' with my thumb out in the wind.
"Nothin' But The Taillights" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' with my butt out in the wind.
or
Standin' with my thumb out in the wind.
or
Standin' with my thumb out in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
"Nothing 'Bout Love Makes Sense" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing all this coursework isn't easy for me
Oh, nothing about school makes sense.
Oh, nothing about school makes sense.
Original Lyrics:
Someone so perfect can't be falling for me
Nothing 'bout love makes sense.
Nothing 'bout love makes sense.
"Nothing 'Bout Love Makes Sense" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing 'bout love makes sex.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing 'bout love makes sense.
"Nothing But the Taillights" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Back here with my tongue out in the wind
or
Back here with my toes out in the wind.
or
Back here with my toes out in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
"Nothing On But The Radio" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me and the last tango.
Original Lyrics:
You and me and the lights down low.
"Nothin' To Lose" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaker, breaker 1 -9
She's a beagle t***.
She's a beagle t***.
Original Lyrics:
Breaker, breaker 1 -9
She's a big ol' flirt.
She's a big ol' flirt.
"Nothin' To Lose" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaker, breaker 19
She's a big old bird.
She's a big old bird.
Original Lyrics:
Breaker, breaker 19
She's a big ol' flirt.
She's a big ol' flirt.
"Nothin' To Lose" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big ol' bird.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big ol' flirt.
"Nothin' To Lose" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big ol' herd.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big ol' flirt.
"Nothin' To Lose" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big ol' third.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big ol' flirt.
"Nothin' To Lose" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big ol' twerp.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big ol' flirt.
"No Time To Kill" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can look ahead and see that Tommy's standin' still.
Original Lyrics:
But I can look ahead and see that time is standin' still.
"No Time To Kill" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
For Imelda Marcos wonder-pants
Original Lyrics:
Or a bell to mark each one to pass
From email: Doubly embarrassing for me, because I'm an announcer at a country radio station!! In my own defense, have you ever noticed that Clint Black always seems to have one "mystery lyric" in almost every song?
"No Time To Kill" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Imelda Marcos' underpants
Original Lyrics:
A bell to mark each one to pass.
"Not Ready To Make Nice" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** yeah, sounds good
F*** yeah, I'm not sure I could.
F*** yeah, I'm not sure I could.
Original Lyrics:
Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I'm not sure I could.
Forget, I'm not sure I could.
"Not Ready To Make Nice" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not ready to make rice.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not ready to make nice.
"November Rain" by Guns 'n' Roses
Misheard Lyrics:
Nuts don't last forever in a cold November rain.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain.
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