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"Name" by Goo Goo Dolls
Misheard Lyrics:
You curled up way too fast
Original Lyrics:
We grew up way too fast
"National Anthem Of Canada" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Canada, our home and native land
True patriot love that all our sons demand
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
Our true Lord strong and free
From far and wide
Oh Canada, we stand on God for Thee.
True patriot love that all our sons demand
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
Our true Lord strong and free
From far and wide
Oh Canada, we stand on God for Thee.
Original Lyrics:
O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all Thy sons command
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide
O Canada, we stand on guard for Thee!
True patriot love in all Thy sons command
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide
O Canada, we stand on guard for Thee!
"Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum
Misheard Lyrics:
Get some quarters after lunch
Original Lyrics:
It's a quarter after one
"Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just leave you now
Original Lyrics:
I just need you now
"Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just meet you now
Original Lyrics:
I just need you now
"Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna leave you now
Original Lyrics:
I just need you now
"Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum
Misheard Lyrics:
Picture perfect melodies
Original Lyrics:
Picture perfect memories
"Neon Moon" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
And this hurt and sodomy...ain't never gonna end
Original Lyrics:
And this hurt inside of me...ain't never gonna end
"Neon Moon" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
The whole world turns glue.
Original Lyrics:
The whole world turns blue.
"Neon Moon" by Brooks and Dunn
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch your broken dreams, Dan send it out of the beams of a neon moon.
Original Lyrics:
Watch your broken dreams dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon
"Never Be The Same" by Christopher Cross
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll never be the same with that tumor
Original Lyrics:
And I'll never be the same without you here
"Nick The Stripper" by The Birthday Party
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a fabulous satyr
Original Lyrics:
He's a fat little insect
"The Night Before Life Goes On" by Carrie Underwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow, she'll be rollin' down I-10, Baton Rouge, LSU,
18 years in Hurryville.
18 years in Hurryville.
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow, she'll be rollin' down I-10, Baton Rouge, LSU,
18 years in her rear-view.
18 years in her rear-view.
"Night Fever" by Bee Gees
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting on the music to fly
Put on your wings
Making it mine
Put on your wings
Making it mine
Original Lyrics:
Living in the music so fine
Borne on the wind
Makin' it mine
Borne on the wind
Makin' it mine
"The Night Hank Williams Came To Town" by Johnny Cash
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry Truman was our president
A cocaine burger cost you thirty cents.
A cocaine burger cost you thirty cents.
Original Lyrics:
Harry Truman was our president
A coke an burger cost you thirty cents.
A coke an burger cost you thirty cents.
"Night Rider's Lament" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
He said last night 'I ran home to Jenni.'
Original Lyrics:
He said 'Last night I ran on to Jenni.'
"Night Rider's Lament" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
He said last night 'I ran over Jenni'
Original Lyrics:
He said last night 'I ran on to Jenni'
"Nights In White Satin" by The Moody Blues
Misheard Lyrics:
19, 1, 7
Original Lyrics:
Nights in white satin
"The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" by Reba McEntire
Misheard Lyrics:
So he went home and finally found the only thing
Daddy had left in the back was a gun
Daddy had left in the back was a gun
Original Lyrics:
So he went home and finally found the only thing
Daddy had left him and that was a gun
Daddy had left him and that was a gun
"Nineteen Something" by Mark Wills
Misheard Lyrics:
And a couple of Evel Knievel scars.
Original Lyrics:
And a couple of Evel Knievel stars.
"Nineteen Something" by Mark Wills
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad broke down and finally shaved the Moe sideburns off.
Original Lyrics:
Dad broke down and finally shaved them ol' sideburns off.
"Nobody's Girl" by Michelle Wright
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a snow bunny girl
Original Lyrics:
She's nobody's girl
"Nobody's Gonna Rain on Our Parade" by Kathy Mattea
Misheard Lyrics:
Could it be nobody don't see nobody?
Original Lyrics:
Couldn't be nobody, don't see nobody
"Nobody's Gonna Rain on Our Parade" by Kathy Mattea
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, there's a full moon hangin' in a small town sky
Original Lyrics:
Well, there's a blue moon hangin' in a small town sky
"Nobody Wins" by Radney Foster
Misheard Lyrics:
When we light that same old fuse you did it again
Original Lyrics:
When we light that same old fuse again and again
"No End in Sight" by Katrina Elam
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in pains to your reds
Original Lyrics:
I'm the pinks and you're the reds
"No Myth" by Michael Penn
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I was eek-lo-vitz-no-means.
Original Lyrics:
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth.
"No Myth" by Michael Penn
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I was simply Vince No-man.
Original Lyrics:
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth.
"No News" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Write it on a postage stamp
Original Lyrics:
Write it on a Post-It pad
"No One Else On Earth" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though we gad about.
Original Lyrics:
Weaving a weak alibi.
"No One Else On Earth" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
No one could f*** me like...
Original Lyrics:
No one could love me like...
"No One Else On Earth" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
No one else will look.
Original Lyrics:
No one else on earth.
"No One Else on Earth" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though we can survive
Original Lyrics:
Weaving a weak alibi
"No One Else on Earth" by Wynonna Judd
Misheard Lyrics:
You're burnin' me around
I can't deny you even when I kept you
Even though we gad about
I can't deny you even when I kept you
Even though we gad about
Original Lyrics:
You're burnin' me alive
I can't deny you even when I catch you
Weavin' a weak alibi
I can't deny you even when I catch you
Weavin' a weak alibi
"No One Needs To Know" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little bandit we call Leroy.
A little bandit we call Leroy.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy.
A little Benji we call Leroy.
"No One Needs To Know" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little family we don't even know
But no one needs to know right now.
A little family we don't even know
But no one needs to know right now.
Original Lyrics:
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now.
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now.
"No One Needs to Know" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
A little baby we call Leroy
Original Lyrics:
A little Benji we call Leroy
"No One Needs to Know" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
But boy, have I been hit by you, kid
Original Lyrics:
But boy, have I been hit by Cupid
"No One Needs to Know" by Shania Twain
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tell him Sunday, Subway, somehow
Original Lyrics:
I'll tell him someday, someway, somehow
"No Place That Far" by Sara Evans
Misheard Lyrics:
Though I'm sure of God above
To turn me away from your love.
To turn me away from your love.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing short of God above
Could turn me away from your love.
Could turn me away from your love.
"No Pool Party Tonite" by The Huntingtons
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't poop on it tonight.
or
No poop party tonight
or
No food party tonight
or
No poop party tonight
or
No food party tonight
Original Lyrics:
No pool party tonight
"Norma Jean O'Reily" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
No one in her eyes is gonna
Original Lyrics:
Norma Jean O'Reily's gonna
"Norma Jean Riley" by Diamond Rio
Misheard Lyrics:
Alligator eyes is going to marry me.
Original Lyrics:
Norma Jean Riley's going to marry me.
"North Dakota Boy" by Doc Walker
Misheard Lyrics:
Smokey bars and unpaid rent
Day job blues helped buy the rest.
Day job blues helped buy the rest.
Original Lyrics:
Smokey bars and unpaid rent
Day job blues held by a thread.
Day job blues held by a thread.
"No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problems" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
With a hole in the souls
Original Lyrics:
Wearing holes in the soles
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Take time simply floss if you got 'em.
Take time simply floss if you got 'em.
Original Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem" by Kenny Chesney
Misheard Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Take Tom some flip-flops if you got 'em.
Take Tom some flip-flops if you got 'em.
Original Lyrics:
So babe, let's get packed
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
Tank tops and flip-flops if you got 'em.
"No Such Thing" by John Mayer
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie to keep your eyes above.
Just a lie to keep your eyes above.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you got to rise above.
Just a lie you got to rise above.
"Not A Bad Thing" by Trisha Yearwood
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow, when I turn the key
Original Lyrics:
I'm all alone when I turn the key
"Not a Day Goes By" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Minutes turn to ours, and the hour's today's
Original Lyrics:
Minutes turn to hours, and the hours to days
"Not a Day Goes By" by Lonestar
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday you'll remain your rock so deep inside
Original Lyrics:
Someday you'll remain locked so deep inside
"Not Counting You" by Garth Brooks
Misheard Lyrics:
When loving turns to farting
Original Lyrics:
When loving turns to parting
"Nothin' Better To Do" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no more Patty Duke.
Original Lyrics:
Got nothin' better to do.
"Nothin' 'Bout Love Makes Sense" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing all this coursework isn't easy for me
Oh, nothing about school makes sense.
Oh, nothing about school makes sense.
Original Lyrics:
Someone so perfect can't be falling for me
Nothing 'bout love makes sense.
Nothing 'bout love makes sense.
"Nothin' 'Bout Love Makes Sense" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot a bird.
Original Lyrics:
Ice shouldn't burn.
"Nothin' 'Bout Love Makes Sense" by Leann Rimes
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing 'bout love makes sex.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing 'bout love makes sense.
"Nothin' But The Tail Lights?" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Back here with my bum out in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
"Nothin' But The Tail Lights" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' with my bum out in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Standin' with my thumb out in the wind.
"Nothin' But The Tail Lights" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' with my gun out in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Standin' with my thumb out in the wind.
"Nothin' But The Taillights" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Back here with my bum out in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
"Nothin' But The Taillights" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' with my butt out in the wind.
or
Standin' with my thumb out in the wind.
or
Standin' with my thumb out in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
"Nothing But The Taillights" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Backing with my bum out in the wind
Original Lyrics:
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
"Nothing But the Taillights" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Back here with my tongue out in the wind
or
Back here with my toes out in the wind.
or
Back here with my toes out in the wind.
Original Lyrics:
Back here with my thumb out in the wind.
"Nothing Compares 2 U" by Sinead O'Connor
Misheard Lyrics:
I need the letter of this song
or
The best song
or
The best song
Original Lyrics:
Like a bird without a song
"Nothing On But The Radio" by Gary Allan
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me and the last tango.
Original Lyrics:
You and me and the lights down low.
"Nothin' To Lose" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaker, breaker 1 -9
She's a beagle t***.
She's a beagle t***.
Original Lyrics:
Breaker, breaker 1 -9
She's a big ol' flirt.
She's a big ol' flirt.
"Nothin' To Lose" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaker, breaker 19
She's a big old bird.
She's a big old bird.
Original Lyrics:
Breaker, breaker 19
She's a big ol' flirt.
She's a big ol' flirt.
"Nothin' To Lose" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big ol' bird.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big ol' flirt.
"Nothin' To Lose" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big ol' herd.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big ol' flirt.
"Nothin' To Lose" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big ol' third.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big ol' flirt.
"Nothin' To Lose" by Josh Gracin
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a big ol' twerp.
Original Lyrics:
She's a big ol' flirt.
"No Time To Kill" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can look ahead and see that Tommy's standin' still.
Original Lyrics:
But I can look ahead and see that time is standin' still.
"No Time To Kill" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
For Imelda Marcos wonder-pants
Original Lyrics:
Or a bell to mark each one to pass
From email: Doubly embarrassing for me, because I'm an announcer at a country radio station!! In my own defense, have you ever noticed that Clint Black always seems to have one "mystery lyric" in almost every song?
"No Time To Kill" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
Imelda Marcos' underpants
Original Lyrics:
A bell to mark each one to pass.
"No Time to Kill" by Clint Black
Misheard Lyrics:
I can look ahead and see that Tommy's standing still.
Original Lyrics:
But I can look ahead and see that time ain't standing still.
"Not Ready To Make Nice" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** yeah, sounds good
F*** yeah, I'm not sure I could.
F*** yeah, I'm not sure I could.
Original Lyrics:
Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I'm not sure I could.
Forget, I'm not sure I could.
"Not Ready To Make Nice" by Dixie Chicks
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not ready to make rice.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not ready to make nice.
"Now I'm Here" by Queen
Misheard Lyrics:
A Martina McBride to be
Original Lyrics:
America's new bride to be
Editor's note: When this song came out, Martina McBride was still a little girl, not publicly known, so it wouldn't make sense for her name to be mentioned in this song.
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