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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
PottiedBodiesDrowning Pool2001-10-17
Tune CriminalSmooth CriminalAlien Ant Farm2001-10-17
Come Out, StevenCome Out SwingingThe Offspring2001-10-28
The Anthrax SongThe MessengerThe Tea Party2001-11-06
The GrinchFat LipSum 412001-12-06
Painting the roses redVictim of RealityPennywise2001-12-16
TastyClumsyOur Lady Peace2002-05-20
Whp Put The *clunk*?Who Put The Bomp?Me First and the Gimme Gimme's2002-05-21
Bowl of CheeseSoul To SqueezeRed Hot Chili Peppers2002-06-28
Ape DrapeDate RapeSublime2002-07-08
Ribbit AwayGive It AwayRed Hot Chili Peppers2002-07-10
911 for Sweets911 for PeaceAnti-Flag2002-07-22
I Wanna Ride the PonyI Wanna RiotRancid2002-08-14
Bowlin' on the RiverProud Mary (Rollin' on the river)Creedence Clearwater Revival2002-08-23
Blink 182's SongAdam's SongBlink 1822002-08-26
TalibanAll I WantThe Offspring2002-08-29
Wheelchair GuyAmerican PieDon McLean2002-08-29
A Whole New (wheel)ChairA Whole New WorldAlladin Sountrack2002-08-29
In 2DIn Too DeepSum 412002-08-29
One Fine SongOne Fine DayThe Offspring2002-08-29
I Heard They Have a Grape KindI Heard it Through the Grape VineCreedence Clearwater Revival2002-09-03
CrosswordsCrossroadsThe Offspring2002-09-03
American CheesesAmerican JesusBad Religion2002-09-03
Cool to EatCool to HateThe Offspring2002-09-03
My Car's AutomaticShe's AutomaticRancid2002-09-03
Deja VuDefy YouThe Offspring2002-09-03
Leave me a-lone Dough Boy!Looking Out My Back DoorCreedence Clearwater Revival2002-09-23
Scooby-DooSuzie-QCreedence Clearwater Revival2002-09-23
Who'll Stop Hussein?Who'll Stop the Rain?Creedence Clearwater Revival2002-09-30
Back on SmackBack in BlackACDC2002-09-30
Ninety-ThreeT.N.T.AC/DC2002-10-07
BlenderschmukThunderstruckAC/DC2002-10-07
Slow Down on the CornerDown on the CornerCreedence Clearwater Revival2002-10-09
RythmsSchizmTool2002-10-09
Write Away (Parody writer theme song 2)By the WayRed Hot Chili Peppers2002-10-11
As Long As I Can See My FeetAs Long As I Can See The LightCreedence Clearwater Revival2002-10-14
Flatulent OneFortunate SonCreedence Clearwater Revival2002-10-14
Bic Mac Arriving (ode to McDonalds)Bad Moon RisingCreedence Clearwater Revival2002-10-18
Blow Your NoseNo One KnowsQueens of the Stone Age2002-10-25
Bad Russians (threw the Wrong Can Inside)Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)Green Day2002-10-30
What Shoul I Buy You?Born On The BayouCreedence Clearwater Revival2002-11-04
I'm Not A Skunk, I'm A Squirrel!I Want to Conquer the WorldBad Religion2002-11-04
What if Rancid sung Jingle Bells?Jingle BellsTraditional2002-11-04
The Pepper's SongThe Zephyr SongRed Hot Chili Peppers2002-11-11
She Eats ThingsShe Hates MePuddle of Mudd2002-11-25
She Hates MeatShe Hates MePuddle of Mudd2002-12-02
Santa Clause Is Going To DrownSanta Clause Is Coming To TownTraditional2002-12-03
Christmas DayOne Fine DayThe Offspring2002-12-09
The Long BuffetAlong the WayBad Religion2003-01-31
I'm Not A Skunk, I'm A Squirrel!I Want to Conquer the WorldBad Religion2003-01-31
Golden RetrieverGeneratorBad Religion2003-01-31
Apple IIIIncompleteBad Religion2003-01-31
La-Z-BoysRaise Your VoiceBad Religion2003-01-31
PlumberSlumberBad Religion2003-01-31
The CensorsThe AnswerBad Religion2003-01-31
I've Got No PantsYou've Got a ChanceBad Religion2003-01-31
Can't Stop EatingCan't Stop ItBad Religion2003-01-31
First it RibbitsFirst it GivethQueens of the Stone Age2003-01-31
Sadder Butter TruerSad But TrueTransplants2003-01-31
Vader Boy (I snapped and parodied this song)Sk8er BoiAvril Lavinge2003-01-31
PornoSorrowBad Religion2003-01-31
Higher FenceThe DefenseBad Religion2003-01-31
You Just Love the Brand NamesYou Give Love a Bad NameBon Jovi2003-03-26
I'll Diaper YouI'd Die For YouJon Bon Jovi2003-07-31
Pukin' on the StairsLivin' on a PrayerJon Bon Jovi2003-07-31
BreakfastEpicFaith No More2003-08-04
Be Impressive (Tribute to Maralyn Manson)Be AgressiveFaith No More2003-08-04
Grade Five CrisisMidlife CrisisFaith No More2003-08-04
Hamburger To GoRetrovertigoMr. Bungle2003-08-04
The CobblerThe AnswerBad Religion2003-08-04
Kit KatHit ThatThe Offspring2003-11-17
Tribal CouncilConcrete AngelMartina McBride2004-01-09
Mr. Rice GuyMr. Nice GuyMr. Bungle2004-01-09
Cadillac Hatchback?Little Black BackpackStroke 92004-01-14
Sing Different CarolsSpare Me The DetailsThe Offspring2004-01-16
(Can't write a) Song That Sounds New(Can't get my) Head Around YouThe Offspring2004-01-21
The Worstest Grammar EverThe Worst Hangover EverThe Offspring2004-03-09
Keep the WeightKeep the FaithJon Bon Jovi2004-06-05
The Story of my LifeIt's My LifeJon Bon Jovi2004-06-05
Dad's MedicineBad MedicineJon Bon Jovi2004-06-22
Pants Can't LoosenCan't Stand Losing YouThe Police2004-07-10
Here for KarateHere for the PartyGretchen Wilson2004-08-11
Star Trek WomanRedneck WomanGretchen Wilson2004-08-12
Bad PresidentBad MedicineJon Bon Jovi2004-08-27
Swimming in GinLiving in SinBon Jovi2004-09-15
The Bed (from Hell)The BedGretchen Wilson2004-09-18
Miss SaddamMr. MomLonestar2004-10-21
What This Mean? (riddle)Walk This WayAerosmith2004-11-18
When I Think About Eatin'When I Think About Cheatin'Gretchen Wilson2004-11-18
Why Are You Wet?Why Aren't You Dead?Bon Jovi2004-11-26
Can't Eat MeatCan't RepeatThe Offspring2005-08-11
Who Says You Can't Drive Stoned?Who Says You Can't Go Home?Bon Jovi2005-10-25
Chocolate Ice Cream (Version 2)Self EsteemThe Offspring2006-09-30
Milk, Etc.Love, Etc.Pet Shop Boys2010-02-28
Let Them Eat PorkLet Them Eat WarBad Religion2010-06-17
I Steal Designs!The SignAce of Base2010-10-18
Bad Web PagesNew Dark AgesBad Religion2011-09-15
Fungal Cheese that's Oozin'Funky Jesus MusictobyMac2012-03-07
New ShortsTrue NorthBad Religion2013-01-24
Best DessertLast ResortPapa Roach2000-12-13
Put it on NapsterOriginal PranksterThe Offspring2000-12-13
SupersizeStupifyDisturbed2000-12-13
Wrapping DayCome Out and PlayThe Offspring2000-12-14
Bad RabbitBad HabitThe Offspring2000-12-17
The Federals Lied (Canadian Government song)American PieDon McLean2000-12-17
Nobody Is HomeIs Anybody HomeOur Lady Peace2001-01-22
Saddam's SongAdam's SongBlink 1822001-02-25
JelloYellowColdplay2001-03-03
FrozenRollin'Limp Bizkit2001-03-04
FireHigherCreed2001-03-07
Parody Writer's Theme SongMinorityGreen Day2001-03-11
I Play On The HighwayMy Way (Or The Highway)Limp Bizkit2001-03-27
All Is FineAll I WantThe Offspring2001-04-28
Leftover ChickenThe UnforgivenMetallica2001-04-30
MudstainsBloodstainsThe Offspring2001-04-30
Dammit, I Stained My PantsDammit I Changed AgainThe Offspring2001-04-30
Chinese Restaurant, RevisitedDenial, RevisitedThe Offspring2001-04-30
Million Meals a DayMillion Miles AwayThe Offspring2001-05-01
Chocolate Ice CreamSelf EsteemThe Offspring2001-05-01
DVDDUIThe Offspring2001-05-01
FBIDUIThe Offspring2001-05-01
YodaMotaThe Offspring2001-05-01
Not The One (Neo's Version)Not The OneThe Offspring2001-05-01
One Fine Day (Cow Version)One Fine DayThe Offspring2001-05-01
Something For NothingNothing From SomethingThe Offspring2001-05-02
Pretty Fly (For A Water Boy)Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)The Offspring2001-05-02
PensionSessionOffspring2001-05-02
Special OlympicsSpecial DeliveryThe Offspring2001-05-02
The Squirrel in the Pot HoleThe Rock ShowBlink 1822001-06-09
Tastes Like Chicken (to me)Makes No Difference (to me)Sum 412001-06-18
Drugstore PharmacyF**k AuthorityPennywise2001-06-27
Movie Store RhapsodyBohemian RhapsodyQueen2001-06-28
I Don't Eat Meat (Vegetarian Song)Come Out and PlayThe Offspring2001-07-08
Half-LifeHash-PipeWeezer2001-07-19
Brain Cells (The Overdose Song)Undone (The Sweater Song)Weezer2001-07-22
Hash BrownsHash-PipeWeezer2001-07-22
Am I RightLast ResortPapa Roach2001-07-31