If I had a perfect day,
I would have a bail of hay
See the farmer open up the barn door,
Yeah

Then I'd meet up with my friends
Head out to the feild again
We don't even really do jack shit, shit, 1,2,3

Now excitement seems to grow
When I'm hangin' with the cows
When we sit there as the farmer plants and ploughs
Now the ground is cool to see
You can watch the grass turn green
Watch the cars go by, and stare at trees
When we're sitting on our ass
And we're chewin' lots of grass
If we break for it we can't go very fast
We just sit there every day
Sometimes we get bails of hay
Then you know that it's a one fine day

On that day before we're through
We could lay a pile or two
Then have ourselves another bail of,
Hay.

Watching horses on the lawn
Then we sleep right until dawn
I dont really care just what happens

Now excitement seems to grow
When I'm hangin' with the cows
When we sit there as the farmer plants and ploughs
Now the ground is cool to see
You can watch the grass turn green
Watch the cars go by, and stare at trees
When we're sitting on our ass
And we're chewin' lots of grass
If we break for it we can't go very fast
We just sit there every day
Sometimes we get bails of hay
Then you know that it's a one fine day

I believe it's my god-given right
To do nothing any day or any night
Cause it never gets dull, I never get bored,
The only thing I get is more old
Doin', Nothin', every single day
In our world it's a really fun play
If you're telling me
To have it this way, I'd say that's
One fine day

Now excitement seems to grow
When I'm hangin' with the cows
When we sit there as the farmer plants and ploughs
Now the ground is cool to see
You can watch the grass turn green
Watch the cars go by, and stare at trees
When we're sitting on our ass
And we're chewin' lots of grass
If we break for it we can't go very fast
We just sit there every day
Sometimes we get bails of hay
Then you know that it's a one fine day