You gotta keep it vegetarian

I'll have a garden salad
So I don't get a disease
The kids are slappin' burgers up at McDonalds
But I'll just stay here eating muffins and cheese
They send men down to the brazillian south
And then they go clear cuttin' just to make room for cows
And once their grown up on their synthetic feed
They're gonna whack em' up
Whack em' up
Whack em' up
Whack em' up

Hey - Are these bacon bits I see?
Take 'em out
(You gotta keep it vegetarian)
Hey - You wanna go to Burger King?
Take him out
(You gotta keep it vegetarian)
Hey you don't pay no mind
But if it's imported beef you could be dying any time
Hey, I don't eat meat

By the hamburger season
It's already too late
Meat goes to the fridge and the rest to the trash
Eyes go to science labs for kids in grade 8
Every single day they kill a thousand or more
Throw 'em in the grinder and they're off to the store
Your never ending spree of wanting chicken and beef
Is gonna tie your own rope
Tie your own rope
Tie your own

Hey - Are these bacon bits I see?
Take 'em out
(You gotta keep it vegetarian)
Hey - You wanna go to Burger King?
Take him out
(You gotta keep it vegetarian)
Hey you don't pay no mind
But if it's imported beef you could be dying any time
Hey, I don't eat meat

Every single day they kill a thousand or more
Throw 'em in the grinder and they're off to the store
Your never ending spree of wanting chicken and beef
Is gonna tie your own rope
Tie your own rope
Tie your own

Hey - Are these bacon bits I see?
Take 'em out
(You gotta keep it vegetarian)
Hey - You wanna go to Burger King?
Take him out
(You gotta keep it vegetarian)
Hey you don't pay no mind
But if it's imported beef you could be dying any time
Hey, I don't eat meat