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Song Parodies -> "Dad's Medicine"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Medicine"
Original Performer:
Jon Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"Dad's Medicine"
Parody Written by:
DarkJon64
The Lyrics
DISCLAIMER: This parody deals with underage drinking, and is intended only for entertainment purposes. Please enjoy responsibly!This is also the second of a series of alcoholic parodies I'm writing to form a parody album "Slippery When Drunk", a parody tribute to Bon Jovi's wettest hits! The first song is "Pukin' on the Stairs", and was posted a while ago.
I love to drink Dad's medicine!
Dad's medicine is what I need!
Wooah, shake it up, just like Dad's medicine!
There ain't no liquor that can't cure my disease!
(Dad's medicine)
I've got a headache and an alcohol disease
But it'll take more than a meeting to put little me at ease
I don't need the money, I'm only seventeen
No I won't go to the doctor cause he'll only punish me
And I got all the symptoms from my early teens
Monkey see (That's what you get for drinkin' the stuff)
Monkey be (You have been drinking ever since I was young)
And now I've got my keys (that's what you get for drinkin the stuff)
Now this boy's addicted 'cause his father's a drunk!
Woah, I love to drink Dad's medicine
Dad's medicine is what I need
Wooah, shake it up, just like Dad's medicine
There ain't no liquor that can't cure my disease
Dad's, Dad's medicine
I want Southern Comfort with a little ginger ale
And I want lots of flaming Ouzo without adding up a bill
I've got a grenadine addiction: a jellybean attack
I've got a junk for Captain' Morgan's like a parrot wanna crack
There ain't no kind of grape juice gonna ever bring me back
Monkey see (That's what you get for drinkin' the stuff)
Monkey be (You have been drinking ever since I was young)
And now I've got my keys (that's what you get for drinkin the stuff)
Now this boy's addicted cause his father's a drunk!
Woah, I love to drink Dad's medicine
Dad's medicine is what I need!
Wooah, shake it up, just like Dad's medicine
There ain't no liquor that can't cure my disease!
(Dad's, Dad's medicine) is what I want!
(Dad's, Dad's medicine) oh, is what I need!
I need a shot of whiskey before headin' off to class
And one more olive in martini that has salt on rim of glass
Speak of Dad's medicine there's nothing I can't get
Except for liquor under 40 proof I haven't found that yet!
Woah, I love to drink Dad's medicine
Dad's medicine is what I need!
Wooah, shake it up, just like Dad's medicine
There ain't no liquor that can't cure my disease
I love... Dad's medicine
Dad's medicine is what I need
Wooah, shake it up, just like Dad's medicine
There ain't no liquor that can't cure my disease
(Dad's, Dad's medicine) is what I want!
(Dad's, Dad's medicine) Whose dad? Whose dad?
(Dad's, Dad's medicine), I gotta
I gotta... I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta headache man,
Wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on... I'm not drunk!
One more shot... with some flavour!
I'm alright.... I'm alright... help me up now!
I love to drink Dad's medicine
Dad's medicine is what I need
Wooah, shake it up, just like Dad's medicine
There ain't no liquor that can't cure my disease
I love... Dad's medicine
A piss... is what i need....
I love Dad's medicine...
(fade out)
Dad's medicine is what I need!
Wooah, shake it up, just like Dad's medicine!
There ain't no liquor that can't cure my disease!
(Dad's medicine)
I've got a headache and an alcohol disease
But it'll take more than a meeting to put little me at ease
I don't need the money, I'm only seventeen
No I won't go to the doctor cause he'll only punish me
And I got all the symptoms from my early teens
Monkey see (That's what you get for drinkin' the stuff)
Monkey be (You have been drinking ever since I was young)
And now I've got my keys (that's what you get for drinkin the stuff)
Now this boy's addicted 'cause his father's a drunk!
Woah, I love to drink Dad's medicine
Dad's medicine is what I need
Wooah, shake it up, just like Dad's medicine
There ain't no liquor that can't cure my disease
Dad's, Dad's medicine
I want Southern Comfort with a little ginger ale
And I want lots of flaming Ouzo without adding up a bill
I've got a grenadine addiction: a jellybean attack
I've got a junk for Captain' Morgan's like a parrot wanna crack
There ain't no kind of grape juice gonna ever bring me back
Monkey see (That's what you get for drinkin' the stuff)
Monkey be (You have been drinking ever since I was young)
And now I've got my keys (that's what you get for drinkin the stuff)
Now this boy's addicted cause his father's a drunk!
Woah, I love to drink Dad's medicine
Dad's medicine is what I need!
Wooah, shake it up, just like Dad's medicine
There ain't no liquor that can't cure my disease!
(Dad's, Dad's medicine) is what I want!
(Dad's, Dad's medicine) oh, is what I need!
I need a shot of whiskey before headin' off to class
And one more olive in martini that has salt on rim of glass
Speak of Dad's medicine there's nothing I can't get
Except for liquor under 40 proof I haven't found that yet!
Woah, I love to drink Dad's medicine
Dad's medicine is what I need!
Wooah, shake it up, just like Dad's medicine
There ain't no liquor that can't cure my disease
I love... Dad's medicine
Dad's medicine is what I need
Wooah, shake it up, just like Dad's medicine
There ain't no liquor that can't cure my disease
(Dad's, Dad's medicine) is what I want!
(Dad's, Dad's medicine) Whose dad? Whose dad?
(Dad's, Dad's medicine), I gotta
I gotta... I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta headache man,
Wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on... I'm not drunk!
One more shot... with some flavour!
I'm alright.... I'm alright... help me up now!
I love to drink Dad's medicine
Dad's medicine is what I need
Wooah, shake it up, just like Dad's medicine
There ain't no liquor that can't cure my disease
I love... Dad's medicine
A piss... is what i need....
I love Dad's medicine...
(fade out)
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Nice one, DJ - this goes with the rhythm of the original really well. Though you do realize that grenadine doesn't have any alcohol in it at all? ;-)
Awesome
*hic* 555
You booze you lose, but this parody's a winner. 555
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