Song Parodies -> "Ninety-Three"

Original Song Title:

"T.N.T."

Original Performer:

"Ninety-Three"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

See me ride out of the sunset
With a... respiratory machine
I'm as old as I can get
I dont know what I mean
No-one gets as old as me
All my friends are dead
Ain't got no kids, ain't got no wife
And I've lost my head

Cause I'm ninety-three
And got no life
Ninety-three
All my hair is white!
Ninety-three
And I've been told...
Ninety-three
That's frickin' old!!!

At thirty, me
Well I was quite mean
Quite a wanted man
Right until I reached thirty-one:
Superman.
But then I got older
And got me a wife
And when she was eighty,
She finished her life
Now when I go to town...
I can't walk around

Cause I'm ninety-three
And got no life
Ninety-three
All my hair is white!
Ninety-three
And I've been told...
Ninety-three
That's frickin' old!!!

(Banjo solo)

Ninety-three!
Why? Why? Why?
Ninety-three!
Why? Why? Why?
Ninety-three!
Why? Why? Why?
Ninety-three!
Why? Why? Why?
Ninety-three!
And got no life
Ninety-three
There's no more wife
Ninety-three
And I've been told...
Ninety-three
I'm growin' mold!

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