Hey, come inside
And we'll have cranberry juice
(Tide gets rid of stains)
Oh no, I spilled some on my lap!

My children's pants are brown
But that can change
But the color won't stay the same

Wait a sec,
Yes it can!
Never say:
"Dammit, I stained my pants"

Now I don't see
Spots the way i did before
(Man, this stuff works great!)
If my kids get dirty
It don't matter anymore
Dont need to buy them new pants,
Get those damn stains washed away
(Tide gets rid of stains)
You've got to try this detergent

This time if pants are brown
That can change
And the color stays the same yeah

Tide works great
But not on your hands!
Never say:
"Dammit, I stained my pants"