Blender
(Sound Effect)
Blender
(etc.)


I was bored
On a Sunday and I wanted a snack (blender)
I looked around
And I knew there was nothing but crap (blender)
Stomach ached...
And I thought: what could I do? (blender)
And I knew
There was nothing, no decent food (blender)

I grabbed the eggs
Beat 'em all apart
Took everything from
My shopping cart

I'll make... Blenderschmuk

Opened the groceries
Threw in the white bread, even the brown
Opened the spices, all spices
And even some gum
I bought some snails
Some pizza, some chicken, some lime
Broke all the rules, made me some gruel,
Yeast, yeast, whey, whey, whey, juice, and slime

Now there's bacon, even cheese
Should I use some Chinese?
Yeah I think I'll use some rice
I've made... , Blenderschmuk, Blenderschmuk
Yeah yeah yeah, Blenderschmuk, ewww Blenderschmuk

Now there's bacon, even cheese
Should I use some Chinese?

(kitchen and blender sound effects)

Blendershmuk, Blendershmuk
Yeah yeah yeah, Blendershmuk

Yeah yeah yeah
Said yeah, it's alright
Tastes... like it's slime
Yeah, it's alright
I made some grime
Gross grime)

Blendershmuk...
Blendershmuk...
I've made blendershmuk!
etc............