There's a bunch of people tryin' to make a stink about dinner
Who've never even had a plain hot dog
Everybody might calm down a little if they just revoked one law

But these people aren't looking for a ham now
They believe in old mystic lore
Can this be why they're both at war?

Let them eat pork
Let them eat pork
That's how to end all the war
Let them eat pork
Let them eat pork
There's an urgent need to feed...
On frying swine

From the pigs to the deli meat shops
The pork economy is great in some spots
But the people who'll benefit most
Are those who've never tasted bacon on toast

You never eat a rack of ribs and then want to start a war
All you ever want to do is eat more
It's a war-time remedy to explore

Let them eat pork
Let them eat pork
That's how to end all the war
Let them eat pork
Let them eat pork
There's an urgent need to feed...
On frying swine

We've got to:
Kill a bunch'a pigs and get 'em dressed in southwest
Have a bunch'a feasts in the East amidst death
Teach 'em why they oughtta just lose those old texts
Cause religion is death, and the pig tastes the best

There's an old site that's claimed by two old religions
Both of 'em said that it's not right
Eating non-vegetarian pets
A bone's throw away from a soft bite
What's not to like?

(Bacon or death)
Hey, have a slice of bacon
(Bacon or death)
'Cause you ain't gonna be forsaken
(Bacon or death)
Nobody's gonna give a shit
'Cause it's bacon! It's not death!

Let them eat pork
Let them eat pork
That's how to end all the war
Let them eat pork
Let them eat pork
There's an urgent need to feed...