Song Parodies -> "Bad Web Pages"

Original Song Title:

"New Dark Ages"

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Original Performer:

"Bad Web Pages"

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The Lyrics

This song is a little racy, and "Not Safe To Accidentally Print Multiple Copies Of At Work". This parody marks over 10 years of parody submissions to Amiright!

Yeah, you can find it ALL
On the internet, man
Masturbation, has found a hand
Beyond the bathroom light to help us through a long and lonely night

A towel, a tube of lotion
It bears no true emotion
So enjoy those endless sites,
And you'll sleep tonight

Welcome to the bad web pages
Yeah, I hope your keyboard's white
These are the bad web pages
And they're full of men tonight

Yeah,
Come see children get it on
Don't think - just click on them all, and
Bite your lip and never close your eyes
Then clean up, get out of site

A girl, some beads, ad space
A group of men ejaculate bukkake on a face
Because we're never above,
The quickest form of love,
I just can't believe it,

Welcome to the bad web pages
Yeah, I hope your keyboard's white
These are the bad web pages
And they're full of men tonight.

So while you're asleep
We must take a peek
...Fist is deep...

Because we're animals
In darkened rooms, who...
Who thinks it's crude? I guess there's a few, yeah!

Welcome to the bad web pages
I hope your keyboard's white
Welcome to the bad web pages

Say it again, yeah.
These are the bad web pages
I hope your keyboard's white
Welcome to the bad web pages
And they're full of men tonight.

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