If you could see inside my heart
Then you would understand
I'll never get to burp you
Even though I am still your dad

I know I say you're stinky
Yeah, and mom's so sweet sometimes
And I might forget your pacifier
Or keep you hungry all the time

In a room with bright blue wallpaper you're so upset
And your mom, I promised her I won't forget
Baby cries inside his crib his bottom's wet
Into the pile we dive

I'll diaper you
I'll wipe your poo
Well it looks like you have stomach flu
It looks like stew
Baby I'll diaper you
I'll diaper you
You're overdue
If it came right down to pee and poo
What did you do?
Baby I'll diaper you

I might not be Buzz Lightyear
I don't know when Barney's on
I might not feed you pancakes
Or buy you Pokémons

But if you were two years older, baby
No more food from a jar
'Cause I'd love to potty-train you
And teach you about cars

In a room with bright blue wallpaper you're so upset
And your mom, I promised her I won't forget
Baby cries inside his crib his bottom's wet
Into the pile we dive

I'll diaper you
I'll wipe your poo
When it looks like you have stomach flu
It looks like stew
Baby I'll diaper you
I'll diaper you
You're overdue
If it came right down to pee and poo
What did you do?
Baby I'll diaper you...
Ahahahahahahahah.....

I'll diaper you
I'll wipe your poo
I'd do anything to not have to
It looks like stew
Baby I'll diaper you
I'll diaper you
You're overdue
If it came right down to pee and poo
That's all from you?
Baby I'll diaper you...

Ahhhh ahhhhhhaoow

Baby, it's only for you..... (repeat)