Song Parodies -> Special Olympics

Original Song Title:

"Special Delivery"

Original Performer:

The Offspring

  
Parody Song Title:

"Special Olympics"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

Hey now do you see me down the lane
Been practicing every day
Racing wheelchairs because I got no legs
I'll win a medal someday
One day I'll ride across the country
Have a school... named after me

There's something wrong with my brain
I'm gonna fall over, I'm gonna fall over
And the doctor told me
That I am insane
I'm gonna fall over, I'm gonna fall over

Hey now I'm having seziures on the floor
The Special Olympics are my sport
My insanitation it's true
Hello, I got nothing to do

There's something wrong with my brain
I'm gonna fall over, I'm gonna fall over
And the judges gave me
a 7.8
I'm gonna fall over, I'm gonna fall over
If they hadn't sewn me some synthetic legs
I'd be an amputee, I'd be an amputee
Or, I'd be a blind man
Breathing through a machine

Can't feel past my chin
Cannot breathe
Can't feel past my chin
Cannot breathe

But you can't kill a man with an iron lung
You can't kill a man with an iron lung
You can't kill a man with an iron lung
You can't kill a man with a- Disability

There's something wrong with my brain
I'm gonna fall over, I'm gonna fall over
And the judges gave me a 7.8
I'm gonna fall over, I'm gonna fall over
And the doctor slapped my mom across the face
I'm still an amputee, I'm still an amputee
Or, I'd be a blind man

With no joints at his knees.
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