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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song titles.
Entries Beginning with G
"Fames Without Grunt Ears," Peter Gabriel originally "Games Without Frontiers"
Nicole Velocin
"Frames Without Gun Tiers," Peter Gabriel originally "Games Without Frontiers"
Andrea Greenleaf
"Bay Gar," Electric Six originally "Gay Bar"
Gar=a kind of fish. Some might live in bays.
Regina Haniger
"Johnny In A Beetle," Christina Aguilera originally "Genie In A Bottle"
Several possible meanings, all a tight fit.
Andrea Greenleaf
"Mental On Guy Mind," Glen Campbell originally "Gentle On My MInd"
Dionne Peacewick
"Rental Jane," Diana Krall originally "Gentle Rain"
Regina Haniger
"Lit A Gong With You," Kelis originally "Get Along With You"
And rang a candle too!
Jessica Junderworth
"Get Noun, Do Tight," KC & The Sunshine Band originally "Get Down Tonight"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Net Gown, Do Tight," KC & The Sunshine Band originally "Get Down Tonight"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Get Town, Do Night," KC & The Sunshine Band originally "Get Down Tonight"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Get Sunk And Be Drum Body," Toby Keith originally "Get Drunk And Be Somebody"
How that makes one a drum body is a mystery!
Doodah Bobo
"Et Sin Guide," Stone Sour originally "Get Inside"
"Et", as in colloquialism for "Ate".
Nicole Parsons
"Set In Guide," Stone Sour originally "Get Inside"
Nicole Parsons
"Get Tea To The World On Mime," Electric Prunes originally "Get Me To The World On Time"
As sensible as the original!
Eva Shortoria
"Wet Tea To The Girl Dawn, Mime," Electric Prunes originally "Get Me To The World On Time"
Gordy N. Knott
"Get Goo Tether," The Youngbloods originally "Get Together"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Wet A Cay Gar," Katrina Carlson originally "Getaway Car"
Cay = small island: Gar = a type of fish
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Ghost Rider's Skinny Thigh," Spiderbait originally "Ghost Riders In The Sky"
Helen Football
"Roast Eiders Skin The Guy," Stan Jones originally "Ghost Riders In The Sky"
Renee Keener
"Roast Eiders Skin The Guy," Spiderbait originally "Ghost Riders In The Sky"
Six giraffes riding in a submarine
"Roast Guiders In The Sky," Stan Jones originally "Ghost Riders In The Sky"
Renee Keener
"Roast Guiders In The Sky," Spiderbait originally "Ghost Riders In The Sky"
Helen Football
"Ghost Riders Skin A Thigh," Spiderbait originally "Ghost Riders In The Sky"
Helen Football
"Toast Gown," The Specials originally "Ghost Town"
Amber Malone
"A Curl Galled Linda," Steve Hackett originally "A Girl Called Linda"
Ron N. O'Connor
"Merle In The Goon," Darius originally "Girl In The Moon"
Sonya Raynos
"Gay Earl Like You," Edwyn Collins originally "A Girl Like You"
Hilary Duffelbag
"Yay, Earl Like Goo," Edwyn Collins originally "A Girl Like You"
Hilary Duffelbag
"The Earl Who Gloved Me When," Glass Bottle originally "The Girl Who Loved Me When"
Penelope Beckinsale
"The Hurl Goo Loved Me When," Glass Bottle originally "The Girl Who Loved Me When"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"The Whirl Goo Loved Me Hen," Glass Bottle originally "The Girl Who Loved Me When"
Reese Witherspoonerism
"Earl With Grey Guys," Big Country originally "Girl With Grey Eyes"
Gretchen Wieners
"The Curl With The Garret Skin," Bricks originally "The Girl With The Carrot Skin"
Nutmeg Ryan
"Girls Just Taunt, Woo, Have Fun," Cyndi Lauper originally "Girls Just Want To Have Fun"
Consta Pate
"Give Tea Just A Little More Mime," Chairmen Of The Board originally "Give Me Just A Little More Time"
Anna Faris Wheel
"Give Me Just A Little Tore Mime," Chairmen Of The Board originally "Give Me Just A Little More Time"
Anna Faris Wheel
"Give Knee The Might," George Benson originally "Give Me The Night"
Sonya Raynos
"Give Cheese a Pants," John Lennon & The Plastic Ono Band originally "Give Peace a Chance"
Raphael
"Gives Who Yell?," All-American Rejects originally "Gives You Hell"
Marge Pegram
"Gad, Glue Tea Bay," Tom Robinson originally "Glad To Be Gay"
A glue tea bay might indeed make one say "Gad".
Penelope Beckinsale
"Gad To Glee Bay," Tom Robinson originally "Glad To Be Gay"
Regina Haniger
"Tory Glue Night," Power Quest originally "Glory Tonight"
Nice for Tories to have thier glue night!
Lucille Ball sized hail
"Oh, Gall The Way," The Raspberries originally "Go All The Way"
Margo Gram
"Woe All The Gay," The Raspberries originally "Go All The Way"
Rick O'Shea
"Sew In Gain," Lindsey Buckingham originally "Go Insane"
Lou Quilson
"Glow With The Foe," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "Go With The Flow"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Foe With The Glow," Queens Of The Stone Age originally "Go With The Flow"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Cod Gates A Howard," Tomahawk originally "God Hates A Coward"
Unlikely thing for cod to do, but good Spoonerism.
Natalie Snortman
"God Is Kin Run Toll," Twila Paris originally "God Is In Control"
Tiffany Furlong
"Cod Is In Gun Troll," Twila Paris originally "God Is In Control"
Naomi Swanson
"Rod Is In Cunt Goal," Twila Paris originally "God Is In Control"
Tiffany Furlong
"God Is Tin Run Coal," Twila Paris originally "God Is In Control"
Tiffany Furlong
"Nod Of Empty Guess," Morbid Angel originally "God Of Emptiness"
Regina Haniger
"God Jest Ye Merry, Rental Men," Traditional originally "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Adrienne Ramseur
"God Messed Ye Merry, Gentle Wren," Traditional originally "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Holly Anne De Ivy
"Rod Guessed Ye Merry, Gentlemen," Traditional originally "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"
Holly Anne De Ivy
"Sod Gave The Queen," The Sex Pistols originally "God Save The Queen"
Jane Farnsworth
"Quad Gave The Scene," The Sex Pistols originally "God Save The Queen"
Jane Farnsworth
"Rod Goat," Project Pitchfork originally "God Wrote"
Heidi Claire
"Pod Tart Goo," U2 originally "God, Part II"
Linda Radnil
"Towing On The Next Grain," Carrie Hassler & Hard Rain originally "Going On The Next Train"
Terror Reid
"Stowing Out In Guile," Kellie Pickler originally "Going Out In Style"
Regina Haniger
"Sold Against The Goal," Manic Street Preachers originally "Gold Against The Soul"
Dogniss Everdeen
"Doled Gust Woman," Fleetwood Mac originally "Gold Dust Woman"
Allison O'Silla
"Lawn At Gas," Paul Simon originally "Gone At Last"
MOR
"Wan With The Gin," The Bee Gees originally "Gone With The Wind"
British Bullcrap
"Could Glean Fun," The Monkees originally "Good Clean Fun"
Olivia Tame
"Good Hay In Dell," The Eagles originally "Good Day In Hell"
Jennifer Howard
"Wood Gun," Mario originally "Good One"
Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
"Good Chime Barley's Got The Twos," Waylon Jennings originally "Good Time Charlie's Got The Blues"
Possibly a good thing, in a game with deuces wild.
American Idle
"Good Time Barley's Got The Chews," Elvis Presley originally "Good Time Charlie's Got The Blues"
Lou Quilson
"Good Time Barley's Got The Clues," Waylon Jennings originally "Good Time Charlie's Got The Blues"
Country
"Stood By Grainger," Supertramp originally "Goodbye Stranger"
Adlai Alda
"Not A Bran Goo Suit," Louis Armstrong originally "Got A Bran' New Suit"
Who'd want a suit made of bran goo, anyway?
Angie O'Plasty
"Rot To Be Gil," Cheryl Lynn originally "Got To Be Real"
Allison O'Silla
"Grandma Rot Done Over By A Rain Gear ," Elmo & Patsy originally "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"Grandma Got Done Over By A Rein Rear," Elmo & Patsy originally "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
Whatever a rein rear is
Donna Rand Blitzen
"Grandpa Got Done Over By A John Rear," Cledus T. Judd originally "Grandpa Got Run Over By A John Deere"
Donna Rand Blitzen
"The Ray Grace," Bad Religion originally "The Gray Race"
Hannah Bullecter
"Great Awls 'Bove Fire," Jerry Lee Lewis originally "Great Balls Of Fire"
'Bove = short for "Above"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"Great Falls Of Buyer," Jerry Lee Lewis originally "Great Balls Of Fire"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"Freight Galls Of Buyer ," Jerry Lee Lewis originally "Great Balls Of Fire"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"Bait Galls Of Friar," Jerry Lee Lewis originally "Great Balls Of Fire"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"Fate Galls Of Brier ," Jerry Lee Lewis originally "Great Balls Of Fire"
Margaret (less massive than my name backwards)
"Green Ass, Grand High Tides," The Outlaws originally "Green Grass And High Tides"
Eileen McKenzie
"Lean Grief," Greg Brown originally "Green Leaf"
Bruce Curb
"Lean Grief," Greg Brown originally "Green Leaf"
Consuela Sanchez
"Gnaw Grade," Bruno Mars originally "Grenade"
MOR
"Grey Brawn Day King," Tiger Army originally "Grey Dawn Breaking"
Stan Doff
"Nay Hound Bound For Grow Where," Miranda Lambert originally "Greyhound Bound For Nowhere"
michelle (hell in mice)
"Whey Hound Ground For No Bear," Miranda Lambert originally "Greyhound Bound For Nowhere"
michelle (hell in mice)
"Bay Hound Ground For Nowhere," Miranda Lambert originally "Greyhound Bound For Nowhere"
michelle (hell in mice)
"Grey Bound Hound For Nowhere," Miranda Lambert originally "Greyhound Bound For Nowhere"
michelle (hell in mice)
"Hound Grog," Doc Watson originally "Ground Hog"
Raphael
"Ground Dog's Hay," Primus originally "Groundhog's Day"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Hound Grog's Day," Primus originally "Groundhog's Day"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Hound Dogs Gray," Primus originally "Groundhog's Day"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Downed Hogs Gray," Primus originally "Groundhog's Day"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Stun 'Em Guile," PSY originally "Gungnam Style"
MOR
"Sungnam Guile," PSY originally "Gungnam Style"
MOR
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