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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with D, Page 4

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Don't Call Me Up Mabel Telecommunications Hotline Dongquan
Don't Call Me White NOFX Albino Clinic Akodo Alex
Don't Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me Pussycat Dolls brothel, strip club, escort service Sarah
Don't Change INXS Cosmetic Surgery Clinic Donna W
Don't Close Your Eyes Kix Narcolepsy Support Group Andrew
Don't Close Your Eyes Kix Insomia hotline Zakk
Don't Come Around Here No More Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Divorce Lawyer Larcen Tyler
Don't Copy That Floppy MC Double Def DP Anti-RIAA activists Kerry
Don't Cry Guns 'n' Roses Undertakers LarryHasHerpes182
Don't Cry Guns N' Roses Grief Counselor Andrew
Don't Cry For Me Argentina Julie Covington Falkland Islands Tourist Bureau FussBudgetVanPelt
Don't Cry For Me, Argentina Madonna The Argentina Soccer Team Paul Warren
Don't Cry For Me, Argentina Cast of 'Evita' Depression hotline/Prozac Diddims
Don't Cry Out Loud Melissa Manchester Anger Managment ?
Don't Dream It's Over Crowded House National Sleep Foundation duhnees
Don't Expect Me To Be Your Friend Lobo Dating Agency FussBudgetVanPelt
Don't Fake This Chevelle Breast Implant Surgon TheMatrixKid
Don't Fear The Reaper Blue Öyster Cult Pediatrician David R
Don't Fear The Reaper Blue Oyster Cult Suicide Hotline DJ Riot
Don't Fear the Reaper Blue Oyster Cult Suicide Hotline CindyD
Don't Fear The Reaper HIM Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Don't Fear The Reaper Blue Oyster Cult Old Folks Home Mark
Don't Fear The Reaper Blue Oyster Cult Suicide Hotline Ambush Bug
Don't Forget To Cry The Everly Brothers Depression Hotline Marian
Don't Forget To Remember Me Carrie Underwood Alzheimer's Support Group beatlebabe
Don't Forget Who You Are Miles Kane Amnesia Clinic Eva Cave
Don't Forget Your Way Home Reba McEntire Missing Persons Hotline Missy
Don't Go Breakin' My Heart Elton John and Kiki Dee Divorce Attorney's Office Tatiana
Don't Go Breaking My Heart Elton John And Kiki Dee Cardiology Unit Rosie
Don't Gotta Work It Out Fitz & the Tantrums Marriage counseling Jonathan S.
Don't Gotta Work It Out Fitz & the Tantrums Marriage counseling Jonathan S.
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue Crystal Gayle Kate Bosworth Fan Club Roy R. Pryor
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue Crystal Gayle Colourblindness Clinic FussBudgetVanPelt
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue? Crystal Gayle LASIK Surgery andie
Don't Jump Off The Roof, Dad Tommy Cooper Suicide Hotline pickle*
Don't Know Much Linda Ronstadt and Aaron Neville C.I.A. Ed
Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone) Cinderella Internal Revenue Service Red Ant
Don't Know Why (I Didn't Come)  Norah Jones Female Sexual Dysfunction Hotline Leah Lockhart
Don't Leave Me Now Pink Floyd Domestic abuse help hotline Jenny
Don't Leave Me Now Pink Floyd A Women's Shelter Garrison
Don't Leave Me This Way Thelma Houston Divorce lawyer Ed
Don't Let Him Go REO Speedwagon DA/Judge's office oldrock
Don't Let Me Get Me Pink Mental clinic Austin C
Don't Let Me Get Me Pink Suicide Helpline ?
Don't Let Me Get Me Pink Suicide Hotline Sa
Don't Let Me Get Me Pink Schizophrenia Helpline mrbig
Don't Let Me Get Me Pink Overeater's Anomynous Celeste
Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me Elton John & George Michael Achluophobia Hotline (fear of the dark) Graham McLeod
Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me Elton John & George Michael Neverland Ranch Graham McLeod
Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans Gilbert and Sullivan The Imperial War Museum I Spoof, Therefore Amiright
Don't Lie Black Eyed Peas Law Offices SDfd
Don't Look Back Peter Tosh & Mick Jagger Eurydice's answering machine Pickle
Don't Look Back In Anger Oasis Anger Management Class Rosie
Don't Look Down Lindsey Buckingham Roller Coaster Amusement Park Mike
Don't Mess With Bill The Marvelettes Hillary Clinton's Answering Machine Sonya
Don't Mug Yourself The Streets Masochism Helpline Gareth Marsh
Don't Need A Gun Billy Idol National Rifle Association Bill Stewart
Don't Phunk With My Heart Black Eyed Peas Cardiologist's Office Chase Waggoner
Don't Phunk With My Heart Black-Eyed Peas Heart Surgery Center Helz
Don't Rain On My Parade Barbra Streisand Parade Cordinators Katee
Don't Say A Word Sonata Arctica Silent RPG protagonist DJ Blaze
Don't Say A Word Sonata Arctica Relationship Counseling LM
Don't Say You Don't Remember Beverly Bremers Amnesia Help Line hec
Don't Say You Love Me M2M Wedding Planner Jerseymilkferrets
Don't Speak No Doubt Freedom of Speech Movement PJ
Don't Speak No Doubt Speech Therapy Centre Natasha
Don't Speak No Doubt Divorce Lawyer yea whatever
Don't Speak No Doubt Psychiatrist Sarah xx
Don't Speak No Doubt Gallaudet University HarryMay
Don't Speak No Doubt Speech Disorder Clinic weyKiller
Don't Speak No Doubt Speech Therapy Clinic Guise
Don't Speak No Doubt 1-900 Psychic Hotline Mercy
Don't Stand So Close Sting Deoderant Factory Meagan
Don't Stand So Close To Me The Police Deodorant or soap manufacturers Opie M.
Don't Stand So Close To Me The Police High School Ignorant Sportsguy
Don't Stay Linkin Park Marriage Counselor sociallyXdistracted
Don't Stay Linkin Park Hotel Lobby andersonparody man man
Don't Stop Me Now Queen Colon-Rectal Clinic (for diarrhea) andyspark
Don't Talk to Strangers Rick Springfield Natioanl Missing Children's Parental Support Line Tatiana
Don't Tell Me Avril Lavigne Emergency Room Ashley, President of Dork-Nerd Association
Don't Tell Me Avril Lavigne Rape Victim Hotline Josh Bain
Don't Tell Me Avril Lavigne Psychic Hotline Ed
Don't Tell Me Avril Lavigne National Institute For The Deaf Joey Lawrence
Don't Touch Me There The Tubes Rape/Molestation Victim Helpline Diddims
Don't Treat Me Bad Firehouse Abuse Hotline Danielle
Don't Trust Anyone Bodyjar Paranoid's Helpline Heath
Don't Try Suicide Queen Suicide Hotline Lisa
Don't Turn Out The Lights Enrique Iglesias Electric Company iceMan
Don't Wait Dashboard Confessional Suicide Hotline VeritasDraco
Don't Wanna Lose You Now Backstreet Boys Suicide Prevention Hotline Clubberkat
Don't Want You Back Backstreet Boys Dating Service Max Maxter
Don't Want You Back Backstreet Boys Customer Service Of Any Major Business Max Maxter
Don't Worry About The Government Talking Heads The White House Joe
Don't Worry Be Happy Bobby McFerrin Suicide Prevention Hotline Genevieve
Don't Worry, Be Happy Bobby McFerrin Suicide Hotlines Lena
Don't Worry, Be Happy Bobby Ferrin Depression Support Hotline Ingeborg S. Norden
Don't You (Forget About Me) Simple Minds Memory Loss Hotline Larcen Tyler
Don't You Forget About Me Simple Minds Alzheimer's Disease Support Group Ed
Don't You Love Me Anymore? Joe Cocker Marriage Counselling Service FussBudgetVanPelt
Don't You Want Me The Human League Abortion Clinic Ed

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