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Band Name Origins:

  • If the name has a medical origin, it is derived from the eye, not the ear. Tubes and cones are parts of the eye. Submitted by: wylvis
  • They were called the Beans, when they first got signed to A&M. Not wanting to be confused with another band at the time called the Boston Baked Beans a name change was in order. According to Tubes founder Bill Spooner, they all wrote names they liked on pieces of paper and put them into a hat than they let the house dog choose. Unknown to the others Bill had wiped mayonnaise (which attracted the dog) on his choice which was Tubes, Rods & Bulbs. The name was quickly shortened to The Tubes. Submitted by: Bbgirl

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Tubes World Tour"Opens the 1976 release "Young and Rich" - Butch

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"She's A Nudie""She's A Beauty"rocky

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Primadonna," Marina and the Diamonds"She's A Beauty," The Tubes
"This Girl That I Know," Beck"She's A Beauty," The Tubes
"Bobby's Girl," Marcie Blane"She's A Beauty," The Tubes
"What's She Like?," Roxette"She's A Beauty," The Tubes
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"White Punks On Doe" originally "White Punks On Dope"
Cassandra Lund
"White Puns On Dope" originally "White Punks On Dope"
Cassandra Lund
"Don't Ouch Me There" originally "Don't Touch Me There"
That's a particularly sore spot.
Peter
"He's A Beauty" originally "She's A Beauty"
Changes the gender, don't it?
Funnyman
"Don't Touch Me Here" originally "Don't Touch Me There"
baa

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Don't Want To Await Anymore" originally "Don't Want To Wait Anymore"
Essentially the same meaning
Isac
"Don't Want To Waist Anymore" originally "Don't Want To Wait Anymore"
Ahem, no comment!
Isac
"Shoe's A Beauty" originally "She's A Beauty"
Wendy Torrance
"Shed's A Beauty" originally "She's A Beauty"
Regina Olsen
"Don't Touche Me There" originally "Don't Touch Me There"
baa

Change a Letter:

"Don't Want To Waft Anymore" originally "Don't Want To Wait Anymore"
No more wafting around in the wind for me!
Laura Wilkins
"Don't Want To Wail Anymore" originally "Don't Want To Wait Anymore"
Laura Wilkins
"Don't Want To Bait Anymore" originally "Don't Want To Wait Anymore"
Isac
"Don't Wait To Wait Anymore" originally "Don't Want To Wait Anymore"
Isac
"Don't Want To Want Anymore" originally "Don't Want To Wait Anymore"
Isac

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Love's a Mystery (I Don't Understand)""Some is Gizzardy (Some is Clearly Canned)"Porfle Popnecker
"Talk To Ya Later""Stalk Brucie Later"Porfle Popnecker
"Don't Touch Me There""Don't Lust for Bears"Merry & Pippin
"White Punks on Dope""White Trash on Meth"Tim Hall

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Don't Touch Me ThereRape/Molestation Victim HelplineDiddims

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
I Don't Want To Wait
   Paula Cole
Don't Want To Wait Anymore
   The Tubes
I Don't Want To Wait Anymore
Gramatically correct, unlike the 2nd title
Isac
They Say
   Scars On Broadway
She's A Beauty
   The Tubes
They Say She's A Beauty
GlamRockNinjaLord
Atomic Punk
   Van Halen
White Punks On Dope
   The Tubes
Atomic Punks On Dope
GlamRockNinjaLord
Mother
   John Lennon
Don't Touch Me There
   The Tubes
Mother, Don't Touch Me There
Sutch
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

The Glass Tubes
Glass Tiger combined with The Tubes
Submitted By: Red Ruffcorn
Television Tubes
The Tubes combined with Television
As in cathode ray tubes!
Submitted By: Mick

Misheard Lyrics:

"She's A Beauty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody lied, she's a beauty
Original Lyrics:
Don't fall in love, she's a beauty
"She's A Beauty"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's wanted a million girls.
Original Lyrics:
She's one in a million girls.
"Talk to Ya' Later"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk to your waiter.
Original Lyrics:
Talk to ya' later.
"Talk To Ya' Later"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's okay with me, a Crown later on
Original Lyrics:
And that's okay with me, I'll cry later on
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"I Was A Punk Before You Were A Punk"
The Funny Lyrics:
"... You want some action? I'll put your ass in traction!"
Why They're Funny:
Even today, I grin when I hear some week-end warrior band trying to gain some level of respectability by singing pseudo-punk lyrics.
Submitted by: princejellyfish
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Don T., Touch Me There" originally "Don't Touch Me There"
Submitted by: Emily Lime
"White Punk Son Dope" originally "White Punks On Dope "
Submitted by: Peter
"Don't! Touch Me There" originally "Don't Touch Me There"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

Beth Suet Submitted by: Regina Olsen
Shut Beet Submitted by: Wendy Torrance
As if a beet were ever open!
Eh, Buttes Submitted by: Cal Amari
Bust Thee Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Bus Teeth Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Talk to Ya Taylor" originally "Talk to Ya Later"
Submitted by: Sutch
"White Dunks On Pope" originally "White Punks On Dope"
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Toothpaste
Submitted by: Rocky Rhodes
The London Underground
...also called - the Tube
Submitted by: Rychendroll

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