Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> C, Page 2
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with C, Page 2
Entries starting with C are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Cat Scratch Fever | Ted Nugent | Veterinarian | TeddyBear | |||
| Cat's in the Cradle | Harry Chapin | National Fatherhood Initiative | shannon train | |||
| Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | National Fatherhood Institute | Shawn Eni | |||
| Catalyst | New Found Glory | International Union for Pure and Applied Chemistry | Emily | |||
| Catastrophe | Cypress Hill | 9/11 emergency hotline | ficticious | |||
| Catch A Wave | Beach Boys | Tsunami Relief Hotline | deirde | |||
| Catch My Disease | Ben Lee | STD Clinic | Lici | |||
| Catch My Disease | Ben Lee | Contagious Disease Hospital Ward (or Quarantine) | Rynn | |||
| Catch My Disease | Ben Lee | STD Confirmation Line | Mez | |||
| Catch My Fall | Billy Idol | 911 Ambulance | Tatiana | |||
| Catch My Fall | Billy Idol | Personal Injury Attorney | Tatiana | |||
| Catch My Fall | Billy Idol | 911 Ambulance | Tatiana | |||
| Catholic School Girls Rule | Red Hot Chilli Peppers | Jealous 'Catholic School Boys' | Kevin Breslin | |||
| Cats In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | Child Custody/Divorce Attorney | Alexander Rice-Khouri | |||
| Caught In The Rain | Revis | The Weather Channel/Meteorologists | newrock | |||
| Cause of Death: Suicide | Suicide Commando | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Cavity King | Project 86 | Dentist office | Aaliyah | |||
| Cavity Search | Weird Al Yankovic | Any Dentist's Office | Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi | |||
| Cavity Search | Weird Al Yankovic | Any Police Department | DJ | |||
| Cavity Search | Weird Al Yankovic | Any Prison | DJ | |||
| Celebrate | Three Dog Night | Victoria Snelgrove's Home | soul | |||
| Celebration | Kool And The Gang | FEMA hotline | Kevin | |||
| Celebration | Kool and The Gang | Victoria Snelgrove's Home | soul | |||
| Celebration | Kool and The Gang | Victoria Snelgrove's Home | hardrock | |||
| Celebrity Skin | Hole | Plastic Surgeon / Celebrity Porn Website Tech Support / Lookalike Hookers | PhantomFreak | |||
| Cell Block Tango | From The Musical 'Chicago' | Women's Shelter | KooKooDee | |||
| Cell Block Tango | From The Musical 'Chicago' | Jail | Rosie | |||
| Cemetary Drive | My Chemical Romance | Suicide Hotline | Felicia | |||
| Cemetary Gates | Pantera | Mortuary | gitarkid | |||
| Cemetery Drive | My Chemical Romance | Funeral Home | Emily | |||
| Centerfield | John Fogarty | Pete Rose's House | Ed | |||
| Centerfold | J. Geils Band | Men's Magazine | XRaySpecks | |||
| Ch-Check It Out | Beastie Boys | Speech Therapy Hotline | Juzzy | |||
| Chain Gang | Sam Cooke | Southern Prison | oldsongs | |||
| Chain of Fools | Aretha Franklin | CitiGroup | Raphael | |||
| Chain Of Fools | Aretha Franklin | George Bush and his son's answering machine | Brooke | |||
| Chain Reaction | Diana Ross | Bomb Diffusers | Marv | |||
| Chained To The Wheel | Black Sorrows | Sado-Masochism Hotline | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Champagne High | Sister Hazel | Alcoholics Anonymous | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Champagne Supernova | Oasis | Drug Rehab | Bean | |||
| Champagne Supernova | Oasis | Alcohol Abuse Rehab Center | punkette | |||
| Champagne Supernova | Oasis | Drug Counselling Helpline | Stella | |||
| Change | Tears For Fears | Barrack Obama's Answering Machine | Celeste | |||
| Change Of Heart | Change | Cardiologist | Marv | |||
| A Change Of Heart | The Everly Brothers | Wedding Planner | Marian | |||
| A Change Would Do You Good | Sheryl Crow | Rehab Center | Jess | |||
| Change Your Life | Little Mix | Depression Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Change Your Life | Little Mix | Depression Hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Change Your Mind | Sister Hazel | Sex Change Clinic | Sean Johnson | |||
| Changes | David Bowie | Barack Obama's Answering Machine | carly_carlz | |||
| Changes | David Bowie | sex change clinic | Sexy Sadie | |||
| Chapel Of Love | The Dixie Cups | Divorce Court | Ramona B. | |||
| Charity Balls | Tony Banks & Jack Hues | Children In Need | pickle* | |||
| Charlie Brown | Coasters | Charlie Brown's Fresh Grill | Bob | |||
| Chasing Cars | Snow Patrol | Dog Obedience School | Mr. Sally | |||
| Chasing Cars | Snow Patrol | Police Station | Dongquan | |||
| The Chauffeur | Duran Duran | Department of Motor Vehicles | anon | |||
| Cheap Sunglasses | ZZ Top | 99 Cent Store | kuumuus | |||
| Cheap Sunglasses | ZZ Top | Ray-Ban | Mark | |||
| Cheap Vodka | Acid Bath | Alcoholics Anonymous | weirdkid106 | |||
| Cheap Wine | Cold Chisel | Alcoholics Anonymous | Heath | |||
| Cheap Wine | Cold Chisel | Alcoholics Anonymous | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Cheat The Hangman | The Doobie Brothers | Death Row | oldrock | |||
| Cheater | Judas Priest | Marriage Counseling | Bill S | |||
| The Cheater | Bob Kubian & The In-Men | Divorce Court | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Cheating Gets It Faster | Jimmy Eat World | Relationship Counselling | Matt Black | |||
| Cheating On You | Franz Ferdinand | Any Marriage Counselling Service | JohnW | |||
| Check It Out | John Cougar Mellencamp | Hospitals | camp | |||
| Check It Out | John Cougar Mellencamp | SAT Centers Where Computers Check The SAT Test | camp | |||
| The Check's In The Mail | Weird Al Yankovic | Post Office | nicky | |||
| Cheeseburger In Paradise | Jimmy Buffett | Vegan restaurant | Kerry | |||
| Cheeseburger In Paradise | Jimmy Buffett | McDonald's Or Fast Food Burger Joint | T.T. | |||
| Cheeseburger In Paradise | Jimmy Buffett | Weight Watchers | Junior | |||
| Cheeseburger In Paradise | Jimmy Buffett | PETA | David | |||
| The Chemical Worker's Song (Process Man) | Great Big Sea | Any Human Resources Department | tckma | |||
| Chemicals Between Us | Bush | Chemistry Laboratory | brit | |||
| Cherokee | Europe | Bureau of Indian Affairs | Fbug | |||
| Chevy Van | Sammy Johns | Ford Dealership | J. Geraci | |||
| Chic N' Stu | System Of A Down | Pizza Hut | The Punster | |||
| Chicken Huntin' | Insane Clown Posse | P.E.T.A | Sugar Bear's Baby | |||
| Chicken Song | Spitting Image | Dance Club | Kerry | |||
| Chicken Song | Spitting Image | Donald Trump's Answering Machine | SPANK THAT DONNIE DOUCHEBAG! | |||
| The Chicken Song | AFI | PETA | snake | |||
| The Chicken Song | Spitting Image | Kabbalah society | pickle* | |||
| Chief Rebel Angel | Entombed | Any Religious Organization | !C&-66 | |||
| The Childcatcher | Lush | Sexual Abuse Hotline/Depatment of Children & Family Services | The Skuz | |||
| Childhood's End | Iron Maiden | Preschool | GB | |||
| Children In Heat | The Misfits | Neverland Ranch | xravenhartx | |||
| China Girl | David Bowie | Mail Order Bride Company | Richard Davies | |||
| Chinese Rock | Ramones | Chinese Restaurant | jess | |||
| Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire | Bob Rivers | PETA | Fbug | |||
| Chips On My Shoulder | Soft Cell | Fish And Chip Joint | 8345748902 | |||
| Chocolate | Kylie Minogue | B.D.A. (British Diabetic Association) | craig mac | |||
| Chocolate | Kylie Minogue | Cadbury's | The Triple-F Rated Coffee Stirrer | |||
| Chocolate Cake | Crowded House | Weight Watchers | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Chocolate Cake | Crowded House | Weight Watchers | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Choctaw Bingo | James McMurtry | Harrah's Cherokee Casino | Mikey | |||
| Chop Suey | System Of A Down | Suicide Hotline | Sweet^v^Lil^v^Goth | |||
| Chop Suey! | System Of A Down | Church | Kaitlin Phillips | |||
| Chop Suey! | System Of A Down | Chinese Takeout Place | dan |
Entries starting with C are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5
New entries in this section are currently reviewed by Indy Gent. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.
Submissions
Got something that should be added to this page? Check out the submission form.