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Band Name Origins:

  • Named after the Frank Zappa song 'Soft Cell Conclusion' Submitted by: Cokeahollic

Stupid Band Names:

  • If you go to jail, is the cell SOFT? No, it isn't. I mean really, you can't expect the name to be intellectual if it's an eighties band...drugs were very popular then. Submitted by: Number Six

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Insecure Me"Contains the lyrics: "And you can really go to hell if you give me the soft cell; it's not me, this feeling insecure" - John

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Sex Wharf""Sex Dwarf"Regina Haniger
"Sects Dwarf""Sex Dwarf"Regina Haniger
"Essex Dwarf""Sex Dwarf"Regina Haniger
"Tainted Blood""Tainted Love"Snipe

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Rock And Roll Band," Boston"Tainted Love," Soft Cell
"Cheated On Me," Gavin DeGraw"Tainted Love," Soft Cell
"Tainted Love," Soft Cell"It Hurts," Angels And Airwaves

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Divided Sou" originally "Divided Soul"
Sou = former kind of French coin
Karen Smith
"Divide Soul" originally "Divided Soul"
Joanna Hawthorne
"Ex Dwarf" originally "Sex Dwarf"
When Snow White & the seven dwarfs break up?
Bob
"Tinted Love" originally "Tainted Love"
Alison Runyon
"Say Hell, Wave Goodbye" originally "Say Hello, Wave Goodbye"
nuwavechick

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Tainted Clove" originally "Tainted Love"
Candy Welty
"Divided Seoul" originally "Divided Soul"
Seoul isn't divided, but its country certainly is
Karen Smith
"Tainted Lover" originally "Tainted Love"
Candy Welty
"Sexy Dwarf" originally "Sex Dwarf"
Naomi Swanson
"Tainted Glove" originally "Tainted Love"
surprised this wasn't up here yet!
Mark Richardson

Change a Letter:

"Tainted Lode" originally "Tainted Love"
Candy Welty
"Tainted Lore" originally "Tainted Love"
Candy Welty
"Tainted Move" originally "Tainted Love"
Alan the Ottoman
"Tainted Dove" originally "Tainted Love"
Candy Welty
"Sax Dwarf" originally "Sex Dwarf"
Bob

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Tainted Love""Dated Duds"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Tainted Love""Painted Cave"Jonathan Caws-Elwitt
"Tainted Love""Bloody Limbs"Below Average Dave
"Sex Dwarf""Worf"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy
"Tainted Love""Tantive IV"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy
"Tainted Love""Dainty Thugs"McKludge
"Tainted Love""Tainted Meat"Lushscreamqueen
"Tainted Love""Painted Curb"Jonathan Caws-Elwitt
"Tainted Love""Twenty-Two (US 22): Other Version"Andrew D. Lacroix
"Tainted Love""Twenty-Two (US 22)"Andrew D. Lacroix

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Tainted LovePoison Control CenterAnna('ello govena)
Tainted LoveMarriage CounselingHazel
Chips On My ShoulderFish And Chip Joint8345748902
Tainted LoveEscort Service or Dating ServiceMelhi
Tainted LoveDivorce ClinicWood

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
All Out Of Love
   Air Supply
Tainted Love
   Soft Cell
All Out Of Tainted Love
Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All
   Air Supply
Tainted Love
   Soft Cell
Making Tainted Love Out Of Nothing At All
Edward
Can You Feel The Love Tonight
   Elton John
Tainted Love
   Soft Cell
Can You Feel The Tainted Love Tonight
Steve Losewood
Feel the Love
   Rudimental
Tainted Love
   Soft Cell
Feel the Tainted Love
Dongquan
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Soft Cell Machine
Soft Machine combined with Soft Cell
Submitted By: Hilary Nevis
Soft Machine Cell
Soft Machine combined with Soft Cell
Submitted By: Hilary Nevis
Soft Brain Cells
Bad Brains combined with Soft Cell
Bad Brains doing "Tainted Love" would kind of leave me that way.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Margot & The Nuclear So & Soft Cell's
Margot & The Nuclear So & So's combined with Soft Cell
Submitted By: rocky

There are additional Soft Cell Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tate's in love
Original Lyrics:
Tainted love
"Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry I don't behave that way.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry I don't pray that way.
"Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my tea son that's not Nellie Oh..
Original Lyrics:
Take my tears and that's not nearly all.
"Divided Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a vicar in my bed
Original Lyrics:
I've got a hooker in my bed
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Taint Ed Love" originally "Tainted Love"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Clot Self Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Cots Fell Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Cost Fell Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Don't Leave It" originally "Tainted Love"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Fred's Wax" originally "Sex Dwarf"
Submitted by: Calop
"Tend A Violet" originally "Tainted Love"
Submitted by: Candace Troy Powers
"Vital Net Doe" originally "Tainted Love"
Submitted by: Roxanne Drake
"Dee Not Vital" originally "Tainted Love"
Submitted by: Roxanne Drake

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Sex Dwarf"
Soft Cell generated some controversy in Britain, mainly due to the scandal involved with the "Sex Dwarf" promotional film. The original version of the music video featured Almond and Ball in a bloody butcher shop surrounded by chainsaws, nude actors, and dwarves. However, the film was confiscated by police and censored before it was even released. As a tongue-in-cheek substitute, a re-filmed "Sex Dwarf" appeared in Non-Stop Exotic Video Show featuring Almond dressed in a tuxedo, directing a symphony orchestra of dwarves. *From Wikipedia
Submitted by: 34532

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Tainted Love" Length: 9:00
Back in 1981, the British duo Soft Cell recorded a 12" dance disc about a spurned lover, "Tainted Love" that quickly became a favorite world wide in gay and straight dance clubs. Soft Cell realized from the start that the 9:00 minute version probably wouldn't get much airplay on U.S. top 40 stations and did their own edited version for the album release (along with the 9 minute 12" version). But to the surprise of Soft Cell (perhaps not realizing that the American radio market was changing with FM taking over even for Top 40 stations) and radio stations liking the 9:00 12" version decided to play that version which had mixed into the song a medley or perhaps an early attempt at sampling of the Supremes' 1964 Motown #1 hit, "Where Did Our Love Go". Both versions were played on Casey Kasem's "American Top 40" syndicated radio show. And mainly because of this, "Tainted Love" spent the most time in the Top 40 charts of any single to date.
Submitted by: Peter

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