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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christmas lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
She swore to menace Xavier
One has-been Worcester knight.
One has-been Worcester knight.
Original Lyrics:
She bore to men a savior
When half-spent was the night.
When half-spent was the night.
"O Holy Night" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the aged voices.
or
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the ancient voices.
Oh, hear the aged voices.
or
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the ancient voices.
Original Lyrics:
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the angels' voices.
Oh, hear the angels' voices.
"The Holly And The Ivy" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Of olive trees that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown.
The holly bears the crown.
Original Lyrics:
Of all the trees that are in the wood
The holly bears the crown.
The holly bears the crown.
"Ave Maria" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
No beast pack a tory booze.
Original Lyrics:
Nobis pecatoribus
"Joy To The World" by London Symphony Chorus, Backing Charlotte Church
Misheard Lyrics:
No more let sin and sorrow grow
Nor thoughts infest the ground.
Nor thoughts infest the ground.
Original Lyrics:
No more let sin and sorrow grow
Nor thorns infest the ground.
Nor thorns infest the ground.
"Hark, The Herald Angels Sing" by London Symphony Chorus, Backing Charlotte Church
Misheard Lyrics:
While he lays his glory by
Harmless man, no more may die.
Harmless man, no more may die.
Original Lyrics:
Mild he lays his glory by
Born that man no more may die.
Born that man no more may die.
"Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
Misheard Lyrics:
He can't complete me.
Original Lyrics:
Eat, drink, and be merry.
"A New Year, A New Ring" by Paul And Paula
Misheard Lyrics:
But with hearts full of love, and hell from a bug
Our love will work out fine.
or
But with hearts full of love, and health from a bug
Our love will work out fine.
Our love will work out fine.
or
But with hearts full of love, and health from a bug
Our love will work out fine.
Original Lyrics:
But with hearts full of love, and help from above
Our love will work out fine.
Our love will work out fine.
"Deck The Halls" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we know our day apparel.
Original Lyrics:
Don we now our gay apparel.
"Christmas Song" by Dave Matthews Band
Misheard Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see my house from here'.
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see my house from here'.
Original Lyrics:
When Jesus Christ was nailed to the his tree
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see how it all soon will be'.
Said, 'Oh, Daddy-o, I can see how it all soon will be'.
"Deck The Halls" by Willie Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
Troll the ancient Yuleside carol.
Original Lyrics:
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol.
"I Believe" by Natalie Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman with child and a man with no room
Born in a manger fortelling it, too.
Born in a manger fortelling it, too.
Original Lyrics:
Woman with child and an inn with no room
Born in a manger, fortelling a tomb.
Born in a manger, fortelling a tomb.
"Hallelujah Chorus from Handels Messiah" by Toronto Mendelssohn Choir
Misheard Lyrics:
And we shall live forever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Original Lyrics:
And He shall reign forever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Forever and ever and ever and ever
"Mary's Baby" by The Tractors
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's baby, Son of Sam
Original Lyrics:
Mary's Baby, Son of Man
"Christmas Isn't Christmas (Since You Said Goodbye)" by Myra
Misheard Lyrics:
I've bent ass to lots of potties
To celebrate the season.
To celebrate the season.
Original Lyrics:
I've been asked to lots of parties
To celebrate the season.
To celebrate the season.
"I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
The bell frees up all prison scum.
or
The bell freeze up all Christians dumb.
or
The bell freeze up all Christians dumb.
Original Lyrics:
The belfries of all Christendom
"Winter Wonderland" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
In the winter, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is sparce and brown.
And pretend that he is sparce and brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the winter, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Hark The Herald Angels Sing" by London Symphony Chorus, Backing Charlotte Church
Misheard Lyrics:
Hail the hambone Prince of Peace.
Original Lyrics:
Hail the Heaven-born Prince of Peace.
"Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
With Mary we behold it, the Virgin Mother kind
To show God's love a riot
She farted in the manger
One hellbent Wednesday night.
To show God's love a riot
She farted in the manger
One hellbent Wednesday night.
Original Lyrics:
With Mary, we behold it, the Virgin Mother kind
To show God's love aright
She bore to men a Savior
When half-spent was the night.
To show God's love aright
She bore to men a Savior
When half-spent was the night.
"Welcome Christmas" by Cast Of 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas'
Misheard Lyrics:
Bathroom florist!
Bathroom florist!
Bathroom florist!
Original Lyrics:
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Other christmas songs available: [MISC] [A] [B] [C] [D] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [R] [S] [T] [U] [W]
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