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Song Parodies for Procol Harum

Original SongParody SongParody Author
"A Salty Dog" "A Faulty Dog" "Andy Primus"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Bigger Glass Of Ale" "Mikey F"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Biter Made Me Wail" "Andy Primus"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Blighter Maid To Nail" "Tommy Turtle"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Browner Thing Of Logs" "Killer Phil"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "A Darker Grade of Ale" "Lionel Mertens"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Fighter Paid To Fail" "Andy Primus"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Frightful Gator's Tail" "Plumb Bob"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Frightful Stay In Jail" "Plumb Bob"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Girly Shade Of Blue" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "A Higher Grade of Nails" "Jan Unwin"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "A Lamer Shade of Flame" "Phil Alexander"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Lamer Stupid Rhyme" "The Comedian"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "A Lighter Grade of Shale" "John A W Lock"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "Another Blond-Haired Dame" "LPG-Unit"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "Another Epic Fail" "The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Quieter Grade Of Gale" "Merry & Pippin"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "A White, Blade-Laden Whale" "John A. Barry"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Whiter Nation Is Their Grail" "eeL deaL"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "A Whiter Sarah Palin" "Rich murphy"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Whiter Shade Of Male" "The Comedian"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "A Whiter Shade of Trash" "Jay W"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Wider Shape Of Whale" "Onan the Barfarian"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Wider Spade Of Shale" "David Chrenko"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "A Writer's Made-Up Wail" "The Comedian"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "Bush's White House Is For Sale" "William Tong"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "Fifty Shades of Grey" "Glynn Leaney"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "Leave The White House - Bush You've Failed" "William Tong"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "Mental Acuity of a Snail" "Gregory Blake"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "Spam In My Email" "Guy DiRito"
"A Whiter Shade Of Pale" "Special Place In Hell" "MooRocca"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "The Fifty Shades of Grey" "Glynn Leaney"
"A Whiter Shade of Pale" "Turned Out Mary For A Sale" "Guy DiRito"
"Cerdes" "Certain" "adagio"
"Conquistador" "Ahhh, Je t'adore (Shut the door?)" "Adagio"
"Conquistador" "Black Labrador" "Adagio"
"Conquistador" "Conquistador" "Adagio"
"Conquistador" "Cops Kicked My Door" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Conquistador" "Da Vinci Code" "Paul Warren"
"Conquistador" "Fox Super Bowl" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Conquistador" "My Keister's Sore" "The Comedian"
"Conquistador" "Some Stupid Dorks" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Conquistador" "Terminator" "Susanna Viljanen"
"Conquistador" "The Corridor" "Adagio"
"Conquistador" "The Corridor (Revisited)" "Adagio"
"Homburg" "Hamburg" "Andy Primus"
"Homburg" "Malbolge (Ode to an Esoteric Language)" "Susanna Viljanen"
"Something Following Me" "Adding Sorrow On Me" "Adagio"
"Whiter Shade Of Pale" "Quite A Laidback Jail" "Stuart McArthur"
"Whiter Shade of Pale" "The Holy Grail" "MarthaDTox"
"Whiter Shade Of Pale" "(The Night I) Laid A Whale" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Whiter Shade Of Pale" "Wider Slick Of Oil" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Whiter Shade Of Pale" "Wild Ass Christmas Day" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Whiter Shade of Pale" "Wiped His Shirted Tail" "John A. Barry"

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